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I'm drunk as fuck and reading that letter makes me think those people were fuck ass drunk. Racial discrimination note? Attach a "my parents are so fucking insecure in their religious beliefs that I can't go near a crucifix/mosque/sacred cow/totem pole without them praying their asses off to God/Allah/Ganesha/Wumbadum" note. And to be honest, I doubt its veracity.

Exactly the sort of challenge that Luis Suarez deserves. But not the one he gets. 2-1 to the Toon! The phrase I am looking for is "w00t" I believe?

What are you more accustomed to thinking of them as? A salad bar? Do you look at the England players and say to yourself "Oh, that Townsend would be lovely covered in blue cheese and with bits of crunchy bacon"? Is this something we need to talk to Ine about?

Happy Birthday @Gentleben! Seems a lot of us have been mired in the job/life/family doldrums of late... We could all do with remembering that there are positive things in life, and birthdays are one of them!

Oh, alcoholism... My late mother was an alcoholic. But to be honest, I know nothing about the condition. I hope she can get herself sorted. @Raining_again I'm terribly sorry to hear that, stay strong.

Very much this. Massages here cost between 5GBP and 25 GBP. The good ones tend to be the cheaper ones at "blind massage" centres where the masseuses and masseurs are actually blind. There's nothing sexual about it and you can have a lovely poo afterwards. But the others, well... you have to pick your place carefully. It will become obvious within about five minutes whether or not they are going to give you a ... umm "full body" massage. They'll touch you in places... So disgustingly cheap and just the ticket after a long day at work.

Problem is, how many generations does it take for "them" to become "us"? And as soon as they are "us", the values that "they" espouse are "our" values too. I'm just poking you on semantics here: face coverings of any kind are incompatible with operating a vehicle if they are at risk of obscuring your vision.

Have you heard about how airplane chem trails are responsible for inducing seizures in the NSA security operatives spying on our every move?

@Mokong X\-C Condolences Mokong, it's terrible to lose anyone close, even if you knew it was coming.

I stopped using Swapnote a while ago because I found it unusable - I never knew if people got my notes, and my friends would always just send off random discussions about bollocks that I wasn't interested in. The execution of the whole thing was poor. Anyway, I think Nintendo did right to shut it down: it was a free service that some idiots were abusing. If you don't treat something well and with respect, you really just don't deserve to have it. And though a majority probably used the service properly, there's no sense in risking the company's reputation.

I bought Alien Hominid from a nearby Blockbusters in Reading sometime around 2005. Can't say I enjoyed the game, therefore I am glad this place is closing.

I just don't get it, sorry. I I have used the training and levelled up but seen no significant stat changes... I have been a poke fan since Re, but have no idea what an EV is or how it may help me or how the super training works. Would one of you experts explain to me how my +4 defence training helps me directly?

1: What is EV training and how may it amuse me? 2: What is the point of super training? It says "Your defence increased +4!" and then I look on the actual stats of the pokemon and... no, no it hasn't. The manual doesn't exist, so what's the point?

I know. (Cue Terminator music)

Balance and respect, that's important - if she's at home "being a housewife" then that's what she should do. If you are the provider then that's what you should be. Organise your roles properly and respect the lines associated with them. Neither one of you should have to shoulder all the responsibility.

I don't know, I think Rebecca is a beautiful name. If I ever spawn (and it's looking increasingly unlikely) my daughter's name will be Rebecca Elizabeth Iunna Belladonna Jastallis Teleka Hockley. As to ruining an 11 Year-olds' day: It's the law, like it or lump it, it's the law. I'm not allowed to punch people hard in the kidneys because it's against the law and therefore I don't do it. I think it's a stupid law because some people would improve their lives and themselves if they received a good hard blow somewhere sensitive. Some kids are perfectly capable of understanding and viewing the violence objectively in GTA, however, they're not by law allowed to purchase it - nor are you allow to sell it if you suspect it will be given to a minor.

Thoroughly enjoyed the second episode. Much better than the first, which was also good.

Or someone who will embezzle everything but leave you with just enough to make a bare bones profit?

I told her and her first reaction was: "In my culture, when someone receives an award they take all their family out for dinner and pay for it." "Um... That's the exact opposite of where I come from." "Well, you're in China so yo-WHO ARE YOU TEXTING?" "My friends and family to let them know I passed..." Anyway, this is the Good Stuff thread.

I've just been informed that I have successfully completed my Master's Degree with Merit! Addendum: Mrs Iun still managed to find a way to fucking ruin it by being selfish.

That's not Owen Wilson that's Michael Keaton in Groundhog Juice. Truly a disturbing movie.

I had several great ones working in GAME back in the day. Me: Ok, for a return all you need to do is write your name address and telephone number and the reason for the return and I'll be happy to give you a replacement. Them: Why? Why do you need my name, address and telephone number? What's it to you? Why do they need to know? Me: (Looking around shifty eyed, leaning forward, whispering) I ... can't ... answer... that... question... now... sir.... someone... might... hear... me.... they have ears.... everywhere... Them: (Shocked) Oh god, really? (Runs out of the store)

Because it was just so unreasonably awful?