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I wanted to give us another chance, I thought to myself that we'd put all the effort in we should try to figure it all out. She was lovely for about the first two months back together. @Daft that's PRECISELY what I said to her the other day... We were talking about going back to the UK for Christmas and she was demanding that I pay for more of her tickets, and I was trying to explain her that if I give her more money that I have already budgeted, it means I need to go out and do more work. First she came back with the "if you don't it means you don't love me!" Then when that got her nowhere "you're a bad husband, other people earn more than you!" I told her she was "poisonous" and tried to jump out of the moving car. Funny that.

She grabbed me on the arm and dug her nails in. Yeah we got back together... She's never hit me before, it's usually psychological with her. "My friends are going on holiday, if we don't have any money for the holiday and for you to pay for my car service then it means that you don't love me."

Left a pair of bruises on my arm like a two pound coin, my face was numb and swollen the next day.

I managed to score Mario Sunshine a week before release because my local video game/DVD/shonky shop was run by a pair of muppets called Mick and Mike. Mike looked like Barry form Eastenders, he used to be a barman at my local and served me underage without batting an eye... Mick looked like Nick Carter from the Backstreet Boys on steroids, and they both had nary a brain cell between them. Lovely blokes, and we got on well. Perhaps that's why they sold me the game early. The shop turned into a charity shop a few years ago, then became a second hand bookseller... I wonder what ever happened to Mick and Mike. Oh, I digress. My wife hit me the other night. To be fair, I'd called her a stupid "b". So I probably deserved it, yeah?

Don't forget the warm bath and the razorblades/plugged in toaster!

] Come on in heeeeeere...

I like re-reading my favourite books and imagining myself in a TV series adapted from the book.

And they'll be JUST AS BUGGY AND TWITCHY AS NORMAL PC GAMES?! BAZINGA! Joke, joke... Basically I can't use the 360 or the Wii any more, and I want to play Morrowind, dammit.

Question: If I create a Windows Partition on my intel i5 Mac, will I be able to play PC games as if they were on a PC?

Well put. It's pretty sad how people just turn up and make snide little comments about things other people enjoy. It's attention-seeking behaviour coupled with a need to be the "edgy outsider". Fair enough if you don't like it, but be adult enough not to take the piss out of others because they like it.

The Big Bang Theory. Some people despise it, and fair enough to them, but I absolutely love it.

Told you: Alien parasite.

So, my Wii no longer reads my Skyward Sword disc and since I updated my 360, I can't save my game preferences - inverted y-axis, difficulty or subtitles. Problem with China: all consoles are chipped and getting them fixed costs about half the price of the console. Annoying.

Happy birthday to Mr Odwin! Treat yourself to a nice new tie!

Meh. It needs to be something more exotic than that. Like... Annalisa Cuepertino. Or... Roswitha Keinschlong.

Oh, passing fair and all that. Have you picked a good name?

Well, there's a man I've not seen in a while! How's things? (Apart from the noisy neighbour sex.)

Should be! But it's an as-and-when kinda thing.

Management changes are always tough - "The King is dead, long live the King!". The more things change, the more they stay the same - even if a new manager is outwardly nicer, he or she will still be under the same volume of pressure. They might have different "buttons" that won't be obvious for a while.

During my last week at GAME I had one absolutely obnoxious guy come in, he was insistent that everywhere else in the city had the PS2 at a cheaper price and we should match it. I had actually already been out that day to do a price match comparison. When I told him this, his response was "Get out there, check it again and stop wasting my time." When I said I had no intention of doing that 15 minutes before closing time, his response was "I'm complaining to your manager, what's your name?". I just pointed to my badge and said "Here. Do you lack eyes as well as good manners?" God, retail was awful. I loved the discount on games though.

"Pics or it didn't happen." I saw my bay-by, crying hard as babe could cry, What could I do-oo-o? My baby's love had go-one - and left. my. baby. blue. NOBODY KNEW...

Do what???

Open your miiiiiind... ...three boobies.

SAAAAI-LORS, fighting in the dance hall, OH MAN! Look at those cavemen go! ....tumtitumtitum... Is there life on MAR-HAHAHARS?