Either that or they don't know how to phrase it:
scene: Interior, radiographer's booth at the hospital what where Raining goes.
Technician 1: Oh Christ, this woman has an alien xenomorph...
Technician 2: You're shitting me?
Technician 1: No, seriously, look at the scan.
Technician 2: holy ... What are you going to tell her?
Technician 1: I'm not telling her, YOU'RE telling her.
Technician 2: Fuck that, wait for the GP to get back.
Two weeks later, the GP returns off holiday
GP: Hey, what have we got here?
Technician 1: Looks like an alien embryo.
GP: Shit dude, did you tell her?
Technician 2: Fuck no! Fuck no at all! We were waiting for your to get back, Mr Doctor... doctor Mister... YOU tell her, smart arse.
GP: No way, I'm going on holiday. For four months. Again.
Scene fades.
....I'm not helping, am I?