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Iun

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  1. What happened to Links Awakening?
  2. The Simpsons brought us hours and hours of laughter. About 10 years ago. Now, it's just like an actress once considered a sex symbol who has really gone to seed, but is still somehow convinced she's still "got it". It's a shame.
  3. Is it available on the Xbox 360? There could be erectionage if such is the case...
  4. Morrowind. There just is no better sandbox game.
  5. It's like Nightwolf says, maybe the pros are going to look at you sideways, it's not your fault, they just feel threatened. And the change in medication with what your body chemistry must be doing to you at the moment... that's just not good. Oh, me and the new missus made love for the first time last night, it was her birthday and it was pretty magical, I have to say
  6. Those are the freaky Opus Dei ones with metal studs on the insides, and when you walk you go "Ginch! Gonch!"
  7. Sods *big hug* They're bastards, aren't they. Do you know what has made your depression worse? I think we all felt you were really making progress. Although sometimes it's difficult to put your finger on it at times. Now and then, it's just the right time to be sad. I think they're jealous of your popularity, if even half of what you have said onm here is true, then I think you're something of a star out there. And a star here too
  8. Telekutan Aleutian, came over from the archipelago to the mainland, so I am told.
  9. Could be the guy's own surname? I have my name on my shirt.
  10. My school was incredibly snooty. I grew my hai shoulder length at one time and I was told by our pro-feminist Cooking teacher that I looked "Ridiculous" she told the deputy head who told me plain and simple: cut it off. I pointed to a bunch of girls with almosty crew-cut and he simply said: Cut it off. In hindsght, I could have had a major payday from the courts, it actually was quite hurtful the way the teachers actively excluded me from active lesson participation - no calling on me or making eye contact. But rules are rules, and if you don't like them here, go somewhere else.
  11. GTA3. I am not a fan of the GTA games as a whole, I only enjoyed Vice City because of the Radio and the 80s Theme.
  12. This idea reminds me of the plot in the novel "Rainbow Six".
  13. Footballer Cristiano Ronaldo is being lined up to star in a multi-million dollar remake of the epic TV series Roots. Ronaldo has demanded £3.5m per episode. Producers say the star's treatment at the hands of Manchester United make him the perfect choice to portray the young African slave who is beaten by his brutal masters. The Portuguese winger said he had been traumatised by 'outrageous' demands that he honour the £125,000 a week, legally-binding contract, which has brought him only, misery, adulation and Gemma Atkinson. Speaking from the titanium gazebo in the rose garden of his 31-room mansion, Ronaldo said: 'I feel I can relate to the suffering of African slaves. 'If anything, it is worse, because footballers cannot sing while we work, whereas they had time to develop gospel music during their 16-hours shifts before dropping dead from exhaustion.' In the series a young African boy is dragged from his homeland and shipped to America where he is forced to work in the fields by a cruel and violent plantation owner. 'The similarities are uncanny, though admittedly, the Lear Jet that flew me from Lisbon to Manchester wasn't packed with 150 other players sleeping head-to-toe.' Ronaldo also conceded that, while the slave-master in Roots administered brutal beatings, Man Utd boss Sir Alex Ferguson had nurtured his talent, lavished him with praise and turned him into one of the best footballers in the world. 'But without the freedom to do whatever I want, wherever I want, for whatever fee I want, I am exactly the same as a cotton picker forced to live in a shed, dying at the age of 32.' He added: 'I know the people will love my acting.,,,,,Already, in the streets, I hear many of them calling me 'Kunta'.'
  14. Well, Grandma came over from Alaska, it explains the long and complicated name. Also the shortness, slitty eyes and the overwhelming urge I have to cut holes in ice looking for fish.
  15. Nationality is 100% English. Racially, I am maybe one half Native American.
  16. Name rings a bell, how do?
  17. Well, he's done what he wants... so... y'know... good for him.
  18. Told one of my employers on Saturday I would be leaving in September as I will from Monday be working 6 days a week, I need at least one day free. So for a month now I am having no days off as I promised to continue working these Saturdays for a month. The parents of my students found out and subsequently surrounded me in the staff room demanding that I stay until November. Thanks guys, so you really don't give a rats ass if I don't get a single day off for at least three months? You want me to work 90 days straight just to satisfy your needs? F*ck you.
  19. I know the laws of body chemistry dictate that women are the one who attach a lot of emotional value to sex, but there is a percentage of men who do the same. I'd rather be with someone I cared about deeply than just any random woman here.
  20. Wuuuuaaaaauuuugggggghhhh! YUCK!
  21. http://youtube.com/watch?v=nYzsskE5ObA One of the funnier segments of Kentucky Fried Movie.
  22. Had a lonely day without the New Mrs Iun. Won't be seeing her until tomorrow now either, but we'll be spending the night together. Don't think anything will happen though, I do not feel that we're ready for that just yet.
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