Dan_Dare

adios amigo. hope it all goes to plan

has anyone ever watched News 24 at about...err...3 in the morning? they switch over to ABC from America, and that's pretty bad too. not as bad as fox but the thing that it highlights is that, as bad as ABC is by our standards, it's what the BBC pick as a station of comparable merit to the BBC itself. shows how poor the whole situation is over there

Yeah, I'm not really bothered about the particular story, I just thought we'd ramble about the comedy gold mine that is the American media

Just watched this Fox News Report on how, if caught unawares, the DS is, in fact, a child molestation super device. It's utter bollocks but that's what I expect from Fox. I dunno how many of you have seen much of their output, but it's really fuckin bad. Ethically, they're a disgrace to their trade, they're sensationalist bloodhounds and, remarkably, they're regarded as a legitimate news source in America. so- who's seen this stuff? lets discuss them!

good long while- about five years possibly.

not that scary. the only people who would genuinely consider that the end of man are militant fembots who fail to grasp the basic human desire for a good fuck. to add to the thread in a more constructive manner: Gender does still exist- as long as there's sexism, discrimination and all that shit, gender boundaries are going to be present along with them. I reckon that, had history been different, and Adam and Eve had picked fuit together, bisexuality et al would be commonplace, and gender would not be an issue.

South Park< you and all your friends. And their friends.

Giggidy! This weeks episode is shit hot, on many varied levels.

I'm pretty sure his view is that the only possible reaction to a choice between games consoles is to buy them all. He's an ex games 'Journalist', and general massive games geek to this day.

You're a goddamned heathen, obviously. Honourable mentions go to: Of Mice and Men- the only book I had to stop reading in public because I was honestly pages away from bursting into tears. Achingly beautiful portrayal of friendship. A Prayer for Owen Meany by John Irving: This is a weird novel- it tells the story of a growth retarded boy with a voice box locked in a permanent scream. He becomes convinced he is the hand of God after the only good hit he ever lands on a baseball kills his best friends mother, and the novel charts his bizzare course in life as he is guided by dark prophetic visions of his own death. Utterly compelling weirdness. Wuthering Heights by Anne Bronte. The original dark gothic love story. It's vast, it's brilliant, it's pitch fuckin black and utterly incredible. Portnoirs complaint by Phillip Roth. Basically a 300 page Jewish Joke, it's the life story of a sex crazed Jew from Newark, New Jersey, and his massive innability to move on from his bizarre family. Goddamn hilarious start to finish.] Catch 22 by Joseph Heller. In my opinion, the funniest novel of the 20th Century. A brilliant, scathing black satire on the absurdity of war and the insanity of conflict. It's up there with Dr Strangelove and `Saving Private Ryan at the same time.

Holler. Happy Birthday!

I'm gonna be getting this to watch tomorrow. I'm just not sure why.

pssch, Black Flag! Rollins is too much of a baddass

Happy Birthday edit: I'm also guilty of idiotism and have pronounced your name wrong for ages! lawl.

I want them to fall out a plane

amusingly, I dont go on the n-europe site- my bookmark is direct to the forum.

say what you will, but I bought Castlevania, King Kong special Edition and Perfect Blue for £30. that makes for good shopping.

Edge is worth the money, because they actually earn their keep by providing the best writing, opinions and articles on the market- print or otherwise. I read Eurogamer and Joystiq for news, Edge for comment. It's like a newspaper: nobody buys them to find stuff out anymore, they buy them for what they have to say on what you already know.

well that was several cultural rungs up the ladder than our usual offerings. I really need to get back to Film Society....

yar. linkz plz lol

my point being: the incredibles is a textbook example of using cgi for a comedy action movie- which is gonna be what they're aiming for.

this anti cgi makes me sad: don't think Garfield, think The Incredibles!

actually, I'm not going anymore. The trains are well expensive, i have no money and my mums birthday is coming up. crumbs! still, facebook has a scrubs drinking game so the recipe will come in handy for the inevitable booze marathon that ensues when I get back to Sheffield.

that looks fucking incredible

I've never seen the advantage of an arcade stick. care to enlighten me?