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The Bard
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Ah Spambot. There is nothing in the world like that post-coital glow. I can feel it from here. Maybe thats just the UV from my screen, in the dark, while I masturbate and play one handed Bayonetta though. Vigilance! Bitches don't play, and neither shouldy you
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A game for Marxists: Every day The Same Dream Brilliant.
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Finished this shit! Woo. My Steam clock says 44.5 hours, which is unreal, especially considering that I just got my gf a copy and am gonna play through it again with a different class. It's unbelievable how much fun I can have through the protraction of basically one task stretched over countless hours. Awwwesome. Also finished Dr. Neds dlc, which was rad. Only level 38 so far though...although I'm hoping to get to 50, and hoping that they raise the level cap, maybe with subsequent dlc. Endless.
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Bought 19 games from the Steam sale. Most I'll probably never play for more than a couple hours. Have been playing Trials 2. This has to be the single most punitive game ever made. I did not know I could be so addicted to punishment.
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Didn't care to join them?
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Yeah, thats gonna be tough, especially when you live together, its like something you've integrated into your conception of yourself detaches itself and heads off. Weird feeling. My other half (the part I like to think of as my motivational force for stirring myself out of my weeklong accumulation of filth - at times ) is away on holiday for a month. I've completely lost the ability to organise myself, its ridiculous. Well...good luck with that. 4 years is indeed a long time.
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Permanently?
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What Were You Doing This Time A Decade Ago?
The Bard replied to ReZourceman's topic in General Chit Chat
Listening to Fat Boy Slim, Playing Pokemon Red and generally not annoying myself by having this stupid tendancy to try and disillusion everything by reducing it. I hate being old. -
I got it done at the gym, they pinch fat folds on your abdomen and use this weird clip device that measures it for you. Your six pack can be visible from anything under 20% body fat. Went to gym today, managed a good 90kg for...er...two reps lol, on the bench press, but a decent 75kg for 10 reps... It's alright, better than it was before. Unfortunately, my legs are still woeful. Squatting a max 130kg for 4 reps (I can only do this on a smith machine aswell, do not have the balls to try it out on a non supported barbell.). Now, I'm gonna go run. Probably pass out, feel ill from squats.
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You get it for PC, or 360 Dan?
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Hahahahaha. How very dignified. I would tell you to savour being the ubermensch of the worthless peons; hell, I get a kick out of it
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^ I wholeheartedly approve.
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U aight broheme? Sounds rough. Hmm...I was going to post about how much I'm loving audiosurf atm, but in light of this, as a wise man once said "It would be like turning up to Sudan in a suit made entirely of food." Sorry.
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I'm blushing . You're a very good looking young lad yourself
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Also, one of me and my beautaceous wifey at mile end park (because, this thread just needs to be injected with sexy (}
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Foiled. Not to worry...time to put the security of your Facebook settings to the test. I'll find you. Oh yes.
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Very very wrong haha. What was up, your ex-hippie parents taking you to the renaissance fair?
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The bottom of my computer desk feels like braille to the finger. Cave ceilings, stalactites and such, but all boogers. I stick them there while watching cut scenes and waiting for maps to load, so blame the game, not the player. In the future Scientists will discover that my Zboard makes me 16.5% faster. And I type on it, I'm typing this on it. And I know that when I press items then minimap then skills, it comes out FTW. And that way the message board champions know I'm a message board champion too.
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What race/class did everyone start off with? I always start shit off with like a melee based soldier class cause I like to hit shit until it falls over, but I went with the magic user, which isn't as satisfying to me for some reason.
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Fall Out Boy are awesome. Discuss.
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Ah, I remember the good ol' days when T_K was just a pubestachioed thirteen year old. Time goes so fast Anyway...there seems to be a gap in my emotional chronology.
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Hmm...I'm repeatedly stunned by the simple perfection of this song. If I could, I would experience my entire life through the lens of the mood it creates:
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Love you too
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I'm fairly sure that was me: Letty: "Everyone listen to Owl City" Me:"You could do it if you have a high tolerance for annoyance. You could also watch Freddy Got Fingered, try to have a socratic discussion with a Jehovas witness, listen to Insane Clown Posse or shoot off your testicles." They are bad. Like...offensively so.
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Ecce Homo - Friedrich Nietzsche. This is the funniest book I have read for a long time. An autobiography of sorts, with such chapter titles as "Why I am so great" and "Why I write such good books," gives an inkling of the at times biting facetiousness of the guy. Funny/ very intelligent man.