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  1. The Bard
    Anyway, a trend that annoys me is an interesting one, since its been one thats been a bit of a bugger since the dawn of time: opinion. No not the actual thing, but the abstraction, the term, nothing but an excuse for the filth and ignominy of ignoramuses to propogate and have children that grow up with this false sense of entitlement. The eject button of all failed logicians. The fact that people think they are always right (for the record, I do not, I just have been very fortunate in that most of my arguments on here are conducted with fucknuts) In fact, you want my idea of your opinion? (unless I like you, you happy few) get yourself to a dimension constructed in its molecularity from feces and vomitous slime and the bonds that connect the two are always Hitler, then come back and give me your impressions: That, is your opinion. Other irks include...actually no, everything stems from this. I have sublimated the first principles of existential disharmony to opinion. Yes. Oh yeah; fake tans (or a layer cake of foundation) and pale glossy lipstick. Nobody thinks its attractive, and to be honest, any lad that takes you home is gonna end up prodding you in the rear, since its more degrading, and people of your disposition cannot be allowed to: 1. Be allowed any pleasure and satisfaction in life 2. Be allowed to reproduce.
  2. The Bard
    Inspiring. In fact, these last two posts have put me in a good mood. I am chuffed. Enough. Are you chuff enough?
  3. The Bard
    The irony is in the line about crutches. I'm sorry. You have a fair point =p
  4. The Bard
    Overuse of Falsetto does not emotion fake. .
  5. The Bard
    I kid the Chairdriver, and mirth was had for all to share. Seriously, your smile is infectious, so unabashedly jubilant in the face of idiocy. Actually, no, I suspect the presence of NOX.
  6. The Bard
    Give you somethin to smile about, punk
  7. The Bard
    To be fair, I never really remember what people look like, just the initial impression I have when I see their face, and, of course, classical aim-inhibited impulse makes me mistake those impressions and associate them with the fucking avatar. This is why I feel an overwhelming sexual attraction whenever I see Bruce Willis. Or heinous revulsion whenever I see...an anime avater. Although that might be more to do with a collective perception =p. IMO
  8. The Bard
    I been here since Cube too. I don't feel myself as a part of the community as a whole, but there is small group of outliers that I think I get on with. Plus I've met a few of them, which was rad. Of course, alcohol does reduce any cultural and social boundaries, so who knows, maybe I hate em, but I don't know it =p. Confession: this place is my all purpose method of catharsis, I'm not actually a dick, at least I don't think I am. I donno, any given social context is predicated by a certain conception of identity, and I guess I pander to that. Unfortunately it also tells you that you don't really have a personality, just a bank of behaviorisms that you assume whenever you're presented with a situation (of course, you could argue that this IS your identity, but its too mutable...) Of course, by that measure, I'm a putz of the highest caliber, since your identity is everything to do with what everyone else believes. I also have this habit of caring far too much about what certain people think, as much as I would like to play this trait down, and yet some peoples opinions I have absolutely no respect for. It would be nice to reach an equilibrium instead of being ridiculously nervous in certain conditions, and being a cantankerous prick in others. Although I like my persona when it assumes the latter of these two presets way better. Being a dick is rad. Self evaluation ftl
  9. The Bard
    Ah Spambot. There is nothing in the world like that post-coital glow. I can feel it from here. Maybe thats just the UV from my screen, in the dark, while I masturbate and play one handed Bayonetta though. Vigilance! Bitches don't play, and neither shouldy you
  10. The Bard
    A game for Marxists: Every day The Same Dream Brilliant.
  11. The Bard

    Borderlands

    The Bard replied to Daft's topic in Other Consoles

    Finished this shit! Woo. My Steam clock says 44.5 hours, which is unreal, especially considering that I just got my gf a copy and am gonna play through it again with a different class. It's unbelievable how much fun I can have through the protraction of basically one task stretched over countless hours. Awwwesome. Also finished Dr. Neds dlc, which was rad. Only level 38 so far though...although I'm hoping to get to 50, and hoping that they raise the level cap, maybe with subsequent dlc. Endless.
  12. The Bard
    Bought 19 games from the Steam sale. Most I'll probably never play for more than a couple hours. Have been playing Trials 2. This has to be the single most punitive game ever made. I did not know I could be so addicted to punishment.
  13. The Bard
    Didn't care to join them?
  14. The Bard
    Yeah, thats gonna be tough, especially when you live together, its like something you've integrated into your conception of yourself detaches itself and heads off. Weird feeling. My other half (the part I like to think of as my motivational force for stirring myself out of my weeklong accumulation of filth - at times ) is away on holiday for a month. I've completely lost the ability to organise myself, its ridiculous. Well...good luck with that. 4 years is indeed a long time.
  15. The Bard
    Permanently?
  16. The Bard
    Listening to Fat Boy Slim, Playing Pokemon Red and generally not annoying myself by having this stupid tendancy to try and disillusion everything by reducing it. I hate being old.
  17. The Bard

    Gym?

    The Bard replied to Wesley's topic in General Chit Chat

    I got it done at the gym, they pinch fat folds on your abdomen and use this weird clip device that measures it for you. Your six pack can be visible from anything under 20% body fat. Went to gym today, managed a good 90kg for...er...two reps lol, on the bench press, but a decent 75kg for 10 reps... It's alright, better than it was before. Unfortunately, my legs are still woeful. Squatting a max 130kg for 4 reps (I can only do this on a smith machine aswell, do not have the balls to try it out on a non supported barbell.). Now, I'm gonna go run. Probably pass out, feel ill from squats.
  18. The Bard

    Borderlands

    The Bard replied to Daft's topic in Other Consoles

    You get it for PC, or 360 Dan?
  19. The Bard
    Hahahahaha. How very dignified. I would tell you to savour being the ubermensch of the worthless peons; hell, I get a kick out of it
  20. The Bard
    ^ I wholeheartedly approve.
  21. The Bard
    U aight broheme? Sounds rough. Hmm...I was going to post about how much I'm loving audiosurf atm, but in light of this, as a wise man once said "It would be like turning up to Sudan in a suit made entirely of food." Sorry.
  22. The Bard
    I'm blushing . You're a very good looking young lad yourself
  23. The Bard
    Also, one of me and my beautaceous wifey at mile end park (because, this thread just needs to be injected with sexy (}
  24. The Bard
    Foiled. Not to worry...time to put the security of your Facebook settings to the test. I'll find you. Oh yes.
  25. The Bard
    Very very wrong haha. What was up, your ex-hippie parents taking you to the renaissance fair?
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