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Serebii's an entrepreneur. He doesn't get days off.

Haha, it took me a while to get the joke, too (this all happened yesterday - my memory isn't that good!). Just scroll up and read the posts ReZ quoted, Danny.

Like Jonnas said, nostalgia is a powerful drug.

Reads like a review written by someone who desperately wants another good FPS on the Wii to me. Can't wait to find out why! I'm not sure any game is worth playing for its visuals alone, but maybe games like Okami or Mirror's Edge would qualify. You know, games with original art styles. Certainly not this game, when there are so many better-looking games out on both the PS3 and Xbox 360. Not sure how gameplay would operate well (no bugs? Good flow? Innovative?), but other than that it's a fair statement, I guess. So it's generic. So is the story, apparently. Aaand it's repetitive (so much for the gameplay operating well, I guess). Why are they recommending this game again? This really should be followed with "and only own a Wii for some reason". So to sum up: the game is worth playing for its graphics alone (blatant lie), the story sucks, the characters are uninteresting, the gameplay is repetitive and the game doesn't offer anything you haven't already seen before in every other FPS on the market. But hey, at least the multiplayer is good. 7.5/10! Though to be fair, I'm guessing most of the people who were looking forward to the game did so because of the multiplayer.

It was mostly a joke about how you mangled Ingrid Bergman's last name, but I liked the double meaning in the word 'birds'. But maybe you got that.

Let me guess... you like birds?

Flink has probably just logged in on your account (or you forgot to log out) and blocked anyone who dared advise you to break up with him. Can you see the other three posts on this page about how you should find yourself a new man? Edit: What a way to start a new page.

Yes, but to be fair, people have been telling you to get a new boyfriend for years now.

You're always promising gay sex, ReZ, but you never follow through with it.

Does the "more orgasmy" part have anything to do with the "beware of homosexuals" part?

Yeah, I know it makes sense, but it's still a shame. I don't really see the point, as I'm not sure why you'd want/need two copies of the same game, but I guess it's just supposed to be a bonus.

IMDb isn't popular enough with fourteen-year-old girls.

Arguments why the PS3 version is superior: it lets you play the PC version. I'd forgotten that you can play co-op between the PS3 and PC, but it's a shame that it apparently requires you to get two copies of the game, rather than using the free PC version you get if you buy it on the PS3 (or at least that's what my brother tells me). That kind of ruins the point for me. I've also been having huge issues with getting my PS3 online since a firmware update last year, but that's another issue entirely.

I was going to comment on how it's pointless to argue about whether the PS3 or 360 version of Portal 2 is better since clearly the PC version is the real winner here, but local co-op? That changes everything.

Reading other people's emails really shouldn't be permissible. I hope you told him to stop.

Oh, good. You seemed like the worst boyfriend ever there for a second.

I finally finished watching the second season of MasterChef Australia. It's a good show, but watching 84 episodes over the course of a couple of weeks was exhausting, and I'm kind of relieved to not have to watch any more cooking for a while.

Man, that's a lot of hugs. I can't top that. Happy belated birthday, I guess.

Haha, those made up about half of the movies I'd watched on the list.

Well, you're Norwegian, so it's understandable. The DVD player probably hasn't made its way to Norway yet.

Heh, I thought for sure I'd have the lowest score with 42.

At least you're keeping your expectations in check.

It's really easy to mix, yes.

And Battlestar Galactica is better than both of them put together, so... yeah.

I bought a mountain of polymer clay (it was supposed to be a tower, but it kept tipping over). I realized too late that I should have bought some light blue clay.