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Hey, there's a vagina. I'd think that would be filthy enough for you. :p And I think the lack of filth is somewhat understandable when you consider that the author was probably just writing porn for herself. You'd need someone like Rokhed to write erotica to get the hardcore experience you're after, I think. "And then she put on her lace panties over her strap-on..."

Tell them ReZ is dead.

Oh, Ville. You're so vanilla. Aneres will not approve. :p

Unless you have a fish fetish! Then it's the greatest website ever.

Never write erotica, Ville. There's probably softcore porn out there where they never get to the actual sex, if that's what you prefer. Seems like that'd be a thing, anyway. For women.

Well, your arguments were pretty flimsy, so yeah. :p Do it, Serebii! You can be OKCupid buddies with Cube. And I think Dazz uses it too! Plenty of wingmen for you.

Well, I can see why you were disappointed! I've seen raunchier stuff than that on HBO. It should have started with, like, light bondage or something and gotten kinkier and kinkier from there. Chapter two, he gags her. Chapter three, maybe some breath play. In chapter four, he asks her if she's ever heard of golden showers? And so on. Clearly she's never taken a creative writing class or she'd know that you need to build up to the really kinky stuff.

Man, Aneres is all, "NOT KINKY ENOUGH." Maybe you should write your own erotica, but it sounds like it'd be so risque that no one would want to publish it. "He thrusts, she moans. He thrusts, she moans. Thrust, moan, thrust, moan, thrust thrust thrust mooooaaaaan." That's how I imagine books like this, but I assume there's more to it.

Reading porn seems like such a girly thing to do. I prefer my porn in video form. It probably has better stories than Fifty Shades of Grey, anyway. Not that I've read it. Maybe it's a modern literary classic!

I think the forum started to go downhill after I joined. Sorry, guys.

But then Serebii must have had sex, too. That's even more shocking!

How can you say that when Cube's pregnant? That means he may have had sex at some point! That's pretty shocking news.

To boot or not to boot.

You really need to give it more than four episodes. It takes a while for the plot to really get going.

Supergrunch showed me this video a while ago:

Maybe you're going deaf.

I just like how a decade ago, he turned three books into three movies, but now he needs three movies to tell the story of one book. How times have changed.

It's a battery. Aneres is really a robot. Actually, it keeps track of how much you've moved during the day and the light turns green once you've reached your goal, but my theory is better.

Adding a disclaimer stating that they know the review is really negative but guys we swear the game is totally still worth 9/10 you have to believe us guys doesn't make the review any less negative. It just shows that even the reviewer realizes how ridiculous his score is coupled with that review. It's like, "it's nothing special, but it's a Super Mario game so it deserves a 9/10!" So was New Super Mario Bros. on the DS, and that was nothing special. So what makes this so good? Oh, it's like the original New Super Mario Bros. except very little of the content is actually new this time and what new content there actually is is okay, but doesn't really add much to the experience? Oh, okay then. Actually, checking the website, they apparently thought that New Super Mario Bros. was 6% better, so they must have really hated this game. I'm not saying the game isn't great, because it very well may be, but that's not a 9/10 review.

I remember back when students used to watch the movie version of a book to save time. English teachers everywhere will be thrilled by this news.

Oh, man. I hope the split the last movie into two parts, too.

Also, the return of the fire flower is welcome news for fans of Tetris. Oh, man. I hope the Mario manages to save the Peach from the Bowser! Only nine worlds? This is an outrage! Well, clearly it couldn't have been that much more. I love how there's barely a positive word in the review but the game still got a 9/10, though. Gaming journalism at its best!

Yeah, forget about the bigger screen. No region locking - now that would be a selling point. It's a shame it would never happen.

Hahahaha. :p

It kind of just sounds like you suck at the game, Nando. :p