jayseven

Getting my net back on the 20th, but will be away 'til the 24th. My change report was +6, -1, but only had three or four visible changes. This season's going to be even more of a struggle than the last! I feel little hope :P

Wahey! Watta result. Not sure I'll be winning against dyson THE DIRTY TRICKING BASTARD, but I hugely doubt he'll beat me severely enough to stay up. Plodding above relegation once again, for me! If league numbers change again, then perhaps dyson won't get relegated anyway! I don't think my report will be all that good, to be honest. SOB! Well you're league admin next time, right? You choooz! One of my new housemates is intrigued in the idea of x11, so I may try and get him to join the forums purely for this. Well done Mcoy You have a good squad. Next season you are one of the faves for promotion. BWAHAHAAHAHAAA! Yes. Serves you right for underestimating me. cheers Haden for doing the biz for me, in my time of need :P

Housing benefits A STEP CLOSER TO COMPLETION! ... Yeah. Watched The Darjeeling Limited, Zombie Strippers and Cronos last night. Bought Four 360 games today. Walked about town with nightwolf, now at hers using INTERNETS, then home for alcohol, chicken and xbox. NEED BATTERIES AAH. Will pester wolfy about that! Well From East to West it goes; Brighton, Hove, Portslade. Once you get to the King Alfred, you've basically escaped all the tourists and get to see the homely side of Brighton & Hove. HR wasn't that poor, but for the price you're really not getting anything that special, that you couldn't get elsewhere for half the price. The buses in brighton are amongst the most simple there are in teh country. Each bus stop has a map, as well as a timetable showing ALL of the stops on the route, as well as electronic auto-update screens showing arrival times. Plus most busses tend to go in a straight line that runs parallel with the coast, on one of three roads, and if you ever get lost just walk south to the sea and west/east 'til you recognise something. I really want to show people around brighton, get them away from teh touristy rubbish!

Housing benefit fail. Landlord didn't drop it round last night, and despite telling me he'd be at his office all day apparently NOBODY is in this fabled office, so he's going to drop it off tonight. Last night was great fun. Went from mass phailings of friends saying "yeah! Corp! Woo!" to "meh. cba to do anything. ever," so I got nightwolf and our mate jonno over, had some drinks (nightwolf polished off most of a litre of vodkat by herself), listened to some music, watched In Bruges (not very well), then housemates got back pissed about midnight, and we talked bollocks, tried to find a 24/7 booze delivery service (there's definitely one in sheff) - but failed, so we boogied to our Tape Of Epic. Housemates had red tape round their heads, and broke a large piece of chipboard wood by running through it. Silly fuckers. This morning my head hurt lots, so I stayed in bed and I STILL haven't eaten. Folks want to go to Crystal tonight - All I know about that place is they have burlesque nights, but tonight isn't one. Oh, and they're expensive and smart, so I may just have a few drinks in town, then drink myself silly at home/spliff a movie or two. I MISS YOU INTERNET! I miss you all. Oscars are a sham, and even though I do love LMS, it's definitely not worthy of best picture, imo. Man... You're going to brighton as SUCH A TOURIST! I went to Harry Ramsden's a week ago... and it was just fish n' chips, same as anywhere else. Only three times as expensive. Try walking up Kingsway road towards the West Pier. There's a good chippie there after the thistle hotel (cross two roads, it's on the corner, near the 24 hour breakfast joint). OR hop on a bus/train, go to portslade, and get some F'n'C from Athena B. Best chippie in town. Comic shop - Dave's Comics, I presume, down the North Lanes? Went into that Lego shop with Flink, actually :P I just DARE you to walk west along the seafront until you get past the King Alfred... until you get to HOVE LAGOON and witness the holiest place in the city. Oh yes, I am homesick.

Madtastic lolgasm... ReZ, that's a mighty fine scalp to put on the mantle. Will you be the last team ever to beat O3 FC? Got me a respectable draw. Honestly- 7 draws. That must be some sort of record. Interesting x11 this week, too! Nearly all the teams were in it; only Haden and I failed to make an appearance... and... er... well Haden wasn't even playing... *cries at shite team* Glad to see Dan Dare's old team is top of the lower league. I will give the lad a knuckle sandwich, a stamp and five pounds when I next see him. Marshall Bain, Edd Kirby's 'keeper, is uncle scrooge's bank vault personified.

lol - no, it's not Well it may be that they had a 12 month contract? Could be as magic come saturday!

Aight, well we can try and get our actual friends to go too :P I'll definitely come if I have the squids. I can't actually go on (m)any of the rides, so I'll just be chugging on a 2litre bottle of 'coke'

INTERNETTT!! Back in Sheffield to continue my life of lostness! Printing off a CV after I've checked the forums. Signed on again today. It is raining. Netto afterwards. Then lots of alcohol. Bit of nicotine. Maybe. Boring life. Must continue until point of excitement. /me tempts Dyson a little more... Just noticed that myself! Bit snazzy, like. Got my exam re-take on Friday 14th August -Fallentines Day. Or something. Failentines? We'll see. Those videos left me feeling HUUUGELY uncomfortable. Reflects the day as it was for me anyway, I guess! At my flat, they first renovated the restaurant under us, then the one next door to that. You kinda get used to it. I saw Becka the other day, in Brighton!

Heh... Well I'm hoping to have it all set up and working ANY DAY NOW! ... But the previous tenants still haven't ceased their contract, so yeah. Asked my landlord to give me the tenant's new address, and send a letter/go round with led piping and candle sticks.

I've been unable to set tactics efficiently for my official team for the last few weeks - pulled off a couple of draws but slunk to 2nd-bottom :'( Well I don't mind. I'm not giving up! I had a quick look-over with my team, and I've surprised myself -- I can get all of my players at 100% except for, I think, one or two - one that I'm going to sack about... now.

Well... yeah! Teh meetz. I didn't feel like I was there all that long, and I felt a bit pressed for time. I didn'treally get to talk for extended periods of time toanyone. I think being there first, then talking topeople as theyarrive is definitely the bet way to go! I've only gt the net for another 15 mins, so no fancy write-up frm me! This hppened last year -- A big group picture with everyone... except me :'( CRYFACE.

Two players leaving me one is only 30 as well! Sad, sad times.

Oh, and I recommend you fancy folks with permanent internets arrange for some sort of register/roll-call of definites now/tomorrow and make sure everyone has a number to call! I'm sure ReZ's number is readily found on these forums someplace... Not sure if I'll be online tomorrow, so saturday i get into pancras at midday and I'm probably going to have to walk to hyde park from there (sighs!), so I guess i'll be at the Spot by 1pm. See ya!

Indeed - the X on the map in the first post. Also where we met last year. We were under a coupla trees, so if there are showers we'll be alright. Last year in the morning it was raining, and we found some cool tree-cave things. Could go there!

Soo... Went to job centre today, and they told me to go away and call a number. I went away, called the number, it still didn't work, so i called the job centre to re-arrange signing on next week, they told me to come back in (sigh), so i went in, filled in a form, and as they processed it they realised that they had fucked up my application, not me, THEM, and it was all their fault. They'd tried to get me ESA (whatever that is) without my request, permission, and without any paperwork whatsoever. Also they sent all my forms to scotland. Twice. So yeah, should get some dole-dough next week I suppose this should go in the job-seeking thread, really... but meh. Been really getting into Assassin's Creed (you were right, shorty), just generally feeling invincible killing a city-full of guards, only to be unable to SWIM. FUCK THAT. Me and my housemate Will have basically taken it in turns to do 7-hour shifts on the game in the lazyboy chair. It's fun living with another money-less pal as we struggle to have fun with no money. Netto is amusing for about 30 mins. YEAH INTERSTING. Excellent dude very pleased for you! Buy me a drink on sat ploz? n-e meeeeeet! We'll put some party in you. I'd say fuck it and go to the meet, for starters. Having a good, fun day is always a welcome break from the nothingness of poverty. I feel you on the job centre front, too...

Wow. You win some xkcd points for the totally unnecessary use of graphing! There are clearer ways of saying that, so you lose points for being patronising. I love nagative correlations. What? I'm an English student. I'll be as up-nosed as you, if I like. UNNECESSARY GRAMMAR ATTACK. I lose. I can't really argue about the secret terrorist plots that have been stopped before they even sprouted, as I don't disagree that it happens, but I dispute how strong a piece of quantitative evidence it is when there aren't even any facts or figures to put on your fancy graph to really show any sort of correlation. That's the thing about all of this - it's not an exact science, it's a balancing game. If you think near-genocide is the answer, then you're wrong. But you insinuated that losing a relative in 7/7 would be all it takes for me to support? If you're into conspiracy theories then you're a novice. WAT IF DA GOVEMMMENT DID IT?!! It's hard to stay rational when empiricism has been thrown out of the window, when logic is determined by blobs of ink on a paper, pixels on your screen. An entire history of the world set in stone, shaping your thoughts, your way of life. Bleh. Life. As I'm sure I said, I don't have a great knowledge of the armed forces - but here your problem is that I don't know what you do for a living. So excuse me for not giving enough of a shit about your job, but I don't know what 95% of the people here do. I can't argue with you about the art of war, or enemy adaptive techniques, because you know the beans there. I don't know the situation in particular, and I have no idea if you do or not, so I can't argue about it at all. Those metal masks they have on Army of Two. In all seriousness, we're both being a little pendantic here. I'm beng argumentative because I know you aren't at all listening to the other side of the argument. You ignore some points I make, which is fair enough, but you can't expect me to respect your responses if you do this all the time.

Wrong boards really, tbh. But I can't do anything about it, so frollick away! Wheeeee!

Well I'm going fo' sho'. Got nowhere to stay, no money to get home again... should be good Oh yeah - everyone should be praying for good weather

Mcoy; check their player pages, you can't sack recently acquired players... But your dudes don't look too recent so I don't know if that's it... I note that happenstance has just got a 19 5 skill goalkeeper from his youth - not all squalor and shame just yet mate! Can someone do me the honours of sending me the results tomorrow again? ta :P Next week I'll be without internet still, despite being at home. I hope I can find a pooter to set tactics, at least!

c) Y, please

I'm cool with it. Giving them another 6 months to develop the game can only be awsumm.

Remember to charge the camera this time!

Australia Predictable. Lack of adamantium. Nice bum. Too long. 13/20 Haha! I loved this. Meet-up needs this!

Hiyaaaaaaaa~ Lol. Er, yeah. SPENT NOT A PENNY the last 3 days... then bought train ticket for the meet today. Boo. Been MEGA BORED. Dole company FUCKING ME OVER repeatedly. Sob. Cry. Tears. Lonely. Wonely. Bumly. Grumbly. I seriously have nothing to say. I need a haircut. GET ME SOME FRENCH TOAST. Moving along like I always do, I stick my fingers inside of you. Eyes, mouth, feet or knees, armpits, knees, somewhere in-between, I don't mind, you can choose. All I want is to give you abuse. Oh shit I said knees twice.

Er... I was that dude who told everyone else which chair to sit on, who to hang out with and what colour bread they could have tomorrow. King, I think was the title?