jayseven
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This morning, I woke up at 9 To a tingle travelling down my spine Through a window, the sun did shine I grabbed the bag, which was mine. Having prepped myself I left on time Only to stumble off the boat, and into the brine "arghh! I'm all wet" I started to whine But the kinky grease actually felt devine. I realised floating adjacent was a dying swine So I raise it up, towards to the skyline And then by accident I let it drop, Heard from the banks, upon which a horses did gallop A knight in green armour, whose weakness was pork chops
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Yes, I am mega-fail, and deaf and shit again. I've got 3 days off from work and I'm basically going to get drunk the entire time and not fix anything about my life at all. Not in the mood to be alive. Funfunfun.
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To be honest, discrimination has such a bad reputation. Sometimes fit, sighted, fully-hearing people are totally better at the job in hand. I don't really see this as 'fatist' at all (besides this whole 12-stone thing, which is surely nonsense), and any fat person who does is clearly lying to themselves, and fully a believer that being fat is ok. But it's not. It's ugly and depressing for themselves and everyone else. And by fat I mean, like, morbid fat. Not "ooh does my bum look big in this?" or "oh no I have to start wearing large t-shirts because mediums don't fit anymore" or "oh when I sit up I have belly creases!" or any of that. I mean XXL fat. neckless fat. RANT RANT!
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This morning, I woke up at 9 To a tingle travelling down my spine Through a window, the sun did shine I grabbed the bag, which was mine. Having prepped myself I left on time Only to stumble off the boat, and into the brine "arghh! I'm all wet" I started to whine But the kinky grease actually felt devine
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UK Teen Girls Are The "Worst Drunks" In The World
jayseven replied to Dante's topic in General Chit Chat
Seriously? Why? Of course I'm speaking only from personal experience, but the UK youth are utterly shockingwith their drunkeness... Avoid like the flood. -
Only 8/10? I've been hearing only awesome things about it!
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*facepalm* *facepalm* *facepalm* *facepalm* *facepalm* *facepalm* *facepalm* *facepalm* *facepalm* Lost my hearing aid *facepalm* *facepalm* *facepalm* *facepalm* *facepalm* *facepalm* *facepalm* *facepalm* *facepalm* It's either in a cab or outside the front of my house. IN THE POURING RAIN. *facepalm* *facepalm* *facepalm* *facepalm* *facepalm* *facepalm* *facepalm* *facepalm* *facepalm* Girl I like at work (I have narrowed it down to one) helped me fail a Daily Star crossword today. I think she likes me. Tried to facebook stalk her but apparantly she's not on it. Went to a mate's 'surprise' party, but I missed the 'surprise' bit. Girl there who has sent me such texting classics as "can I sleep at your house? x", "I miss you x" and "I still miss you x" was a flirt, but too OTT for me to make any moves. Got soaked walking home so called a cab, then... yeah. Deaf. So now I'm going to blitz the rest of the USAvsUK ultimate fighter season tonight, then probably burn through the old season or something. Alex Reid is a shit UFC fighter. Didn't make it past the first episode. Tomorrow I should probably go to the hospital and see why the fuck they never sent me an appointment to fix my other, very broken hearing aid. *facepalm* *facepalm* *facepalm* *facepalm* *facepalm* *facepalm* *facepalm* *facepalm* *facepalm* Oh - R_A - I'll hug your most itching bits to subside the pain for as long as I can. Turns out I'm very subsceptable to chilblains, and combined with my own psoriasis, allergies and excezma, I do genuinely feel your sorrow. Trust me - alcohol really, really, really helps. P.S. Facepalm!
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That was my whole point in the first place. Fresh; you're getting all bent out of shape. To quote a friend; "You're normal? What kind of sick freak are you?!" My point was just that which R_A posted; the definition of normal is the majority, but as someone else said, the word has different connotations depending on the situation you use it. It's not like I'm actually offending you, is it? The above suggestions of my crazy way of thinking are all putting words into my mouth. My normative would be more along the lines of "people have sex with men or women, normally" as opposed to, y'know, animals and pies. Similarly, "people are normally 'black', 'white', 'red' or 'yellow'," as opposed to being invisible, purple or green. Yes, there's a blade in the bobbing apples there. Don't bite. Pendantry! It's a fun role to assume.
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So I've been watching The Ultimate Fighter - UK vs USA and the UK are kicking arse. Just finished ep 7... wooo!! We rock. Work was the usual fine/great - the people I work with are pretty much ALL good, though I think one of the Hot Girls doesn't like me because I laughed at her face (read: she has a rubbish sense of humour, so therefore is out of the runnings). Working tomorrow (today) at 10am so I need to get up at 8am in 5 hours time... Hmmm! Mate's organised a surprise party for another mate tomorrow night. Throwing chess club for it, and sent a text to the club organiser to say that I'm not wussing out! Got like 4 days off after tomorrow's 8 hour shift, which is nice! Oh yeah -and after I said I was scared to change my forum theme, I think some admin's changed it. My mouse icon isn't showing up so it makes navigation a bit tricky... I'm sure once i get to the mod boards I'll find out the trickster! Yup. My dad had it.
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Is the normal UK person a white person? Er, yes... You're trying to play the 'red bus' situation; by that I mean; my mate george was late for maths. He was late because the bus was late. Therefore the George is a bus? No. The typical UK individual is white. TRUFAX. The typical individual is heterosexual. TRUFAX. Normal in our context is that to which the majority of a population is... In this case, the majority of the UK is white. Sorry. If you want to argue about the meaning of normal then you'll find that I agree with the inately ostricising nature of the term. But as it is, you can't claim that I said anything wrong. Yes, we're agreeing with each other while disagreeing, but the fact is I'm not wavering with my own terms. You are.
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that theme is brilliant. great job, Reddie! ... But I'm too scared to change to it :P
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Best keeper in the league. [/smug]
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Me and rez showed you top dawgs what we're worth. My match had NO EVENTS WHATSOEVER. Mad crazy.
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Watched a lot of Ultimate Fighting Championship yesterday. Once you get over the homo-erotic side of it, it's actually very tactical and great to watch -- and yes, often brutal. Which is still awesome. Another housemate came back after Leeds yesterday, but is off again tomorrow. We went t'pub with nightwolf, even though it was kinda pointless going all the way there because we all live round the corner from each other. Been waking up at exactly 10am for like a week now. I wanna lie in
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That's all 'normal' is, to be honest :P
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Phew. My new player arrived just in time (for my ass-whupping) - same skill as seth morissey, though he cost me 5m it should mean I can actually score goals now. Not against any of you guys, of course. Season aim: 10pts.
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OK, you've been welcomed. Get on with foruming already!
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Conspiracies! Last week I changed my msn sub-message thing to "my ikea heart" and now everyone's talking about it!
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Erin, I'd welcome you, but... you misspelt cufflinks on purpose to mad-crazy levels. What's the point in saying pants when you mean trousers?
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I think I found that it is as well. I think you'll find you thought I'd find it to be a verb too, and now I think you'll find I'm thinking about how you'll think you'll find, because I hate "I think you'll find that". etc. Sorry.
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Yeah, I mean sleeves. Why would I not mean non-sleeves not non non sleeves not buttons not no without but really could I possibly perhaps say no?
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Keel is totally not a verb. And if it was... Well I've always wanted to like boats anyway, so that way I'd kinda have to. You guys are so gay. P.S. That mysterious eenuh pic is pretty damn good
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"'Children of Men: Directors Cut' seemed to be... a bit wrong"
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You're so gay. (sorry goaferretinazincorporateddyespeciallycheesexyz)
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I'm sure there's some sort of compliment there.