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  1. jayseven
    Erin, I'd welcome you, but... you misspelt cufflinks on purpose to mad-crazy levels. What's the point in saying pants when you mean trousers?
  2. jayseven
    I think I found that it is as well. I think you'll find you thought I'd find it to be a verb too, and now I think you'll find I'm thinking about how you'll think you'll find, because I hate "I think you'll find that". etc. Sorry.
  3. jayseven
    Yeah, I mean sleeves. Why would I not mean non-sleeves not non non sleeves not buttons not no without but really could I possibly perhaps say no?
  4. jayseven
    Keel is totally not a verb. And if it was... Well I've always wanted to like boats anyway, so that way I'd kinda have to. You guys are so gay. P.S. That mysterious eenuh pic is pretty damn good
  5. jayseven
    "'Children of Men: Directors Cut' seemed to be... a bit wrong"
  6. jayseven
    You're so gay. (sorry goaferretinazincorporateddyespeciallycheesexyz)
  7. jayseven
    I'm sure there's some sort of compliment there.
  8. jayseven
    I'm gonna throw my blue-named weight around and say enough already. The last dozen or so posts have done nothing but leave me with keyboard imprints on my skull. Please stay on topic and talk about cufflinks - some of the most useless things on earth, if I am not mistaken. I mean, what's wrong with buttoned shirts? That felt nice.
  9. jayseven
    Afaik, he's not actually done anything besides those... and I can't be arsed to IMDB it :P
  10. jayseven
    You can buy girls at your own expense too, you know.
  11. jayseven
    Ashley, you're well gay. And Deluded. And fat. And gay.
  12. jayseven
    But ashley, you're gay. You must lovepirates. P.S. Dannyboy taht picture genuinely scares me.
  13. jayseven
    Talking Heads - Once In A Lifetime (I've not seen the film, but it was referenced in The Time Traveller's Wife book-form, so I guess it may be fairly popular anyway) and 'And She Was' are ones I want - even though I only get to play the game like once a month...
  14. jayseven
    I wants sex with girls at works. MAKE IT SO.
  15. jayseven
    Caris condoms: "This penis is cringeworthy" Am I doing this right?
  16. jayseven
    Arguing like this gives you aids. Fact.
  17. jayseven
    We're getting a crew together! Can I be 'Squintyface' Redbeard? The one-armed chef?
  18. jayseven
    Not forgetting Deadwood, Carnivà le, Six Feet Under, Big Love, Sopranos, Oz, Flight of the Conchords... Can't remember others :P Buts yes, bless their sotton cocks. :P
  19. jayseven
    Bring a third girl.
  20. jayseven
    kav82; wtf! Did you provoke him in any way at all?
  21. jayseven
    I don't want to get raped
  22. jayseven
    Not everyone! Just Maase!
  23. jayseven
    L4D2, Assassin's Creed 2, PDXBLA... Thassit for me!
  24. jayseven
    Oh yeah - my 2nd team ended up 5th with 0 goal difference and 7 draws. I suppose I should be thankful because I neglected the team massively. There's always next season!
  25. jayseven
    Finished work 15 mins early yesterday for being generally awesome, so I attempted to do the Official 'Let's Celebrate Me Getting A Job' (nightwolf organised the unofficial one. It was her, two mates and housemate at my house playing 1vs100 and L4D), so I went with nightwolf to a pub at Far-Too-Early O' clock. Had a couple of drinks, talked about depressing things, then went to a Wetherspoon's and met up with lots of lovely friends. Turns out we were sitting next to, like, five of my co-workers! Had a natter, they were going to Corp after - I asked mates if they wanted to, they said yes initially but then said "Leadmillllll!" so I told co-workers that it'd have to be another time. Stopped off at a fairly-new place, The Stockroom, which is trying to be the new Pressure Point. £2.50 for a 500ml can of strongbow was a bit steep, but bumped into my ex-flatmate's-workmate's-fiancé as he was working there, and he told me he's fathering twins! Then went to Leadmill, danced to some good songs (but mostly rubbish. The DJ in there is always shit. There was a good mix of Brimful of Asha with that pendulum song, though), then left at 3am. My housemate was seriously drunk, and basically trying to get into his mate's pants, even though she has a boyfriend and has already slept with two of my other housemates. We got to London Road and they started doing some gay talking thing, where I think Will was trying to convince her to dump her bf and fuck him, but I was being polite and standing a little way off... forlikeanhour. I went over the road, bought some chips forlikewaytoomuch. They saw me for the drunkface I was and clearly jacked their prices up. First tehy said £3, so I went "wtf", then they said £2, and I said "wt.." so... yeah. Anyway - finally just said to my housemate "i'm-a go home now", stumbled away, crashed, burned, drowned, suffocated and snored until about an hour ago. Work at 3. I think I can do it. Going to Shorty and Nami's tonight. I think I'll text shorty to see if he wants to pick me up (or, y'know, just type it here and stuff) as I dunno if I could get to his before 9pm if he doesn't! LONG POST OF DULL STUFF K SORRY FU Argoooooos! So I suppose I fit right in
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