jayseven

my mum was 'kind' enough to mail me a bunch of letters delivered to her address. Student loans company reminding me that I owe them £25k, which increases by £30 a month. Bank telling me they're charging me £15 for going over my limit by £0.30... Sheffield city council telling me I still owe them money, despite twice going to the bank and setting up a standing order for them. I've not opened the last two letters. Fucking hate shit like this. AND DYSON! Break up with her, tell her you 'like her, but don't love her' or whatever, because face it it's true. Stop being stupid. This "girlfriend" issue will just make you see more and more faults in your life. Stop it. OR! Bring her to the meet again and we'll tell her for you. Break her heart. Set her up with coolness bears or something.

yes, yes. But Breaking Baaaaad!

Indeed we do! Next.

Lol. Twats. (I think I played my 2nd-worst game ever. Sorry!)

Not seen the film in ages and can't remember any specific motifs, so gonna skip this one :P

Lol 'hardcore' kinect games. Not gonnah happen this year.

Don't forget Breaking Baaaad! :P

I didn't meant that you were purposely tinting the text - I know it's jonnas that adds the flavour, but still the flavour added is a reporter's spin that doesn't truly reflect your target. You targetted me early on and it made me sound dodgy, which I'm not (as you'll see in two more votes because you're all silly). If you're all agreed that I've confirmed dannyboy is town then my target last night wasn't completely erronerous after all. I didn't know it was certain that the queen/princess is good. It was entirely my suggestion that he was 'nefarious' because I assumed the princess was not yet on the throne. What's "entirely obvious" to you is actually entirely wrong. I redirected you to flink and I knew you, a 'known killer', had promised not to kill. I learned, specifically - "Dannyboy sure loved a good Scotch. It seems he's James Barker, Angus' twin brother who was thought dead, but now serves the princess. Crazy, huh?" Not at all I'm not mafia. I'm town. I redirect a to be and I learn a bit about a in the process. Night 1; After a few drinks, Zell speaks heartily. It seems his name is Oliver Carter, and he's unsure of whether his plans for tonight were correct or not. After suggesting that he should visit Heroicjanitor, he agreed and left. Ninght 2; The moment you stepped out of your room, you were caught in a trap! A net! You took all night to escape, and never made it to Rummy Night 3; Rummy insisted in drinking beer. He said "I don't trust no drinks of yours. I'm drinkin' good ol' fashioned beer or my god-given name isn't Richard Jansen!" You let him have his precious beer, while you dropped the hint on Diageo. Night 4; The moment you offer chair a drink, you see he had already served himself. Odd, you could swear he didn't touch the bottle... He says, "I'm Isaac Gavin, should you want to see more, I'm not hard to find" You suggest he should target Flinky and he immediately agrees with you. What an odd customer. (night 5 I missed, night 6 above). I think it's clear that any mafia have already jumped on my vote train. I'm off to work now. Shame I won't be here to slap you guys when you've lynched me. I'd advise you spend at least 5 minutes looking at any other evidence that is there.

Why redirect him to you? He promised not to kill. Here's the kicker; I get info on the person I target to redirect. RE: Princess: No idea. I assume so! That's what my pm said. This thread is ticking over fast. Each time I reply there's a new reply!

Regards to the 'known source of information' you speak of; flink clearly adds a shade of suspicion to his targets, thus his 'information' isn't exactly reliable.

And in regards to the throne conspiracy... who's the princess you serve, dannyboy? Vote: Dannyboy. I suspect the princess is trying to take the throne by nefarious means, and all those involves are ba-aad.

Dannyboy; why not? That's my answer. Sad to see that it's resulted in such a quiet night, but surely in making you target flink and there being no kill... It's not a bad thing?

29. Kicking myself at the ones I forgot -- if it was a test on sig/avs then I'd blast it. Proud to have gotten Wesley though :P One thing to note; posts in playground do not count towards your postcount on these board, so x11/mafia seasoned pros will be with a lot less than they think. I also forgot dante! Can't believe it - so obvious now.

if it was rigged then the same countries would win each year.

Do you not know what children are? They're those little people. They're not adults. K? PG-13 is the same as our 12a rating - kids under the age can see it, with parental supervision. K? Seriously I'm just a little :| at your post. I thought you had skillz/brains.

I watched these videos expecting to be overwhelmed with ignorance and nonsense, but actually the kid's alright. He's reviewing films from the perspective of a child, for children. Kids don't know what makes a good movie or not. When I was 10 my dad tried to play me 2001: A Space Odyssey and after 30 mins I asked him to turn it off as it was boring. Scott Pilgrim was made for 18-32 year olds, with references to video games throughout. The reviewer (jackson, I presume) was correct in saying "[being a gamer] helps" surely? Jeez, honestly.

Man U have a strong squad, which is why they've won. They haven't always had the strongest 11 but because they an afford to play without any speciifc player, they can play with consistency. The lack of Van Der Saar next season will be a crucial conundrum, but I doubt we'll see Man U investing heavily in any outfield players (no doubt they'll sign a couple of prospects as they always do). Arsenal really need to start proving themselves again -- Wenger surely only has one more season before he 'resigns'. I think Spurs and Liverpool are showing good signs at this stage of the season to perform well next season, and it's almost expected of chelsea to be up there contending - in all, we've gone from the premier league having one/two strong sides to having three-four solid ones with another three-four chasers who show promise. It's why this league is the best in europe, I think. A shame the drama is all coming to an end. For the first time in years I'll be paying close attention to the transfer market over summer.

Azerbaijan have basically won it -- Sweden could swing it but... I think the azer song was good though!

Oh shit I just realised... MOTD is going to be fucking ages off with loooads more votes left. Laame.

... lawl. Jedward, watefuhh.... But still, lawl. eurovision scoring is always fun!

See the denmark guy there? He said "I want you, I want to fuck you!" No idea who he was talking to. lol.

(Ah I thought it was waaay closer than that :S)

Woman presenting is eww, really?

I just saw the highlights and... lol, jedward are going to flop big time. They were so amateur (which is why they're "big" here - britain likes losers). Caught that last song - very evanescence. No clue who'll win from the brief clips I saw but the results and sad faces are always fun!

You can walk it from green park easy - it's basically just at the other side of the park, isn't it?