Jon

Great idea. Here's hoping every other City, Town, Shack in the World follows suit.

I've lost 3 stone since October, did have a little break in December over the festive period. I've never been one for following diets or reading the many books on the subject of weight loss. My food intake generally consists off :- Breakfast 2 x Brown Toast Bowl of Cornflakes Lunch 2 brown roll sandwiches 6 x Low fat Rich T biscuits Dinner Generally consists of Potatoes and some sort of Chicken or Fish. I don't snack in between, don't eat chocolate or drink fizzy juice. I drink a lot of tea but always use sweeteners. Exercise wise, I do a 30 min Run on Monday, Wednesday, Friday and Saturday. I work out (Press-Ups, Sit Up's Crunches, Lunges, etc) on Tuesdays, Thursdays and Saturdays and play Football on Sundays. It's worked well for me so far.

What the fuck were you insuring? I think my first year was about £600 comprehensive.

Well The CW is still Warner Brothers, so it was already ruined.

Matt Le Tissier was losing the plot over Everton's goal on Soccer Special, he literally couldn't believe it was given. I'd love to hear the Linesman assistant referee's reasoning behind the decision.

I can also confirm VM does work on any player of DVDs.

Carroll has a thigh problem and is going to see a Specialist. I doubt we'll see him playing for Liverpool for some time yet.

I simply couldn't agree more. Another show worth watching, even if you don't like the subject matter is Friday Night Lights. The acting is top notch, the music is sublime (as much Explosions in the Sky as you can take). You can take away the football aspect of it and it's still breathtaking. Such a realistic telling of what it's like living in a small town.

It's been rejected apparently.

You can't have Will with out the '. Remember that.

I hope the celebration of your birth was happy.

So is Kevin Nolan moving too? Wasn't it part of Carroll's bail conditions that he has to stay with Nolan?

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Don't you mean Will'?

I'd always recommend everyone learns to drive, even if you don't get a car. It's a great skill to have and could always come in handy. It's a cliche but more often than not it's other drivers you have to watch out for, especially after just passing your test. It's amazing how many so called experienced drivers can't use roundabouts or box junctions properly. Just because you can, don't expect they can or will.

£35 million is an absolute disgrace for Andy Carroll, no way is he worth that. Gary Hooper scored more than him last season in the Championship playing for Scunthorpe and he only cost Celtic £2 million.

Torres returned from a short break in Spain on Sunday and trained on his own at Melwood, purely because he arrived latter than his team-mates, which had been agreed in advance. It is not to be interpreted that he is already being ostracised by Dalglish and the owners in preparation for a sale.

Are Paj and Chair not in fact the same person? one smiles and the other scowls, one has an excess of hair, the other doesn't.... You both have the most un-Scottish accents i've heard in my life for people from Scotland

That would be Glaswegian, I probably sound more like Annie Lennox*. *Not the woman part obviously, there's just a distinct lack of famous people from Aberdeen

I closed my eyes and heard Daniel Radcliffe

You're from Scotland? I take it you either have spent a lot of time out with Scotland/doing a Lulu?

I kinda agree with Moogle in a way, It's not that I don't care but it's alright for this one case to be highlighted and saved by the world's media but what about the millions of others in similar predicaments who have no hope and no petition going for them. Saving the world one person at a time just doesn't cut it for me.

Even though I'm an Arsenal fan, i've always loved Torres. Besides David Villa, he's still the best striker in world football for me. I know he's not been great the last year but he's had his injury problems and I don't think it's helped that Liverpool have rushed hum back so quickly. The only thing I didn't like about him last season was the haircut, i think his new one is far better

Coming from the North of Scotland, my accent isn't nearly as profound as some southern parts. I barely think I have an accent at all but that would be for others to decide. I can understand why people struggle to understand someone with a proper Glaswegian accent but it' definitely no worse than someone with a thick Georgie twang. Me personally, I hate the Scouse accent, I used to seriously cringe whenever Brookside was on. I'm also not a big fan of the Bristol accent, although more because I just find it amusing.

Good idea. I've followed both of you fine gentlemen.