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At a glance de Gea is the only regular in this team. That said, the passing is dreadful. Our squad is laughable compared to the likes of City although to be fair we do have a few key injuries.

I think it's hilarious.

Not sure how I feel about being reduced to a stand-in white guy like that. ...and people say us whites don't suffer from prejudice

You don't look at the United wingers at the moment and think, 'shit, he looks dangerous'. Di Maria does. He has a great cross as well, Valencia and Young, nine times out of ten, can't cross the motherfucking ball. So many of our attacks last season consisted of getting it wide and playing a hopeful low ball into the box. It was excruciating to watch, pure conjecture in approach. Moyes always hammered away saying the opportunities were there, but they really fucking weren't. We fed off scraps, there was no incisive play. Di Maria is direct and has all the ability of the great wingers United have enjoyed in the past. We DO need him. Also lol @ Daz - about 90% of the passes of that goal were sideways to and fro at the back under no pressure, the actual penetration didn't happen until much later in the move, and even then one of those 'passes' was dubious because it came off a defender who made a lunging tackle and it happened to go to your man. Sure it was a decent move, but the only thing to write home about was the cross. Spurs had tons of space to work with before they finally ventured forward.

You've done it again Goafer. I actually want to fuck that heron, it's so damn regal. Which would you rather: fuck that heron in public OR suck off ReZ and feed the cum penguin-style to your infant daughter? [cue ReZ gag about there being no drawback to either]

Ray Hudson just went off on a wild one about how it's supposed to be the year of the horse according to the Chinese, and how the cat was proving to be bad luck to the Barcelona players until Messi broke the voodoo. Gotta love Ray. 2 great goals btw!

A few ethnics tried to get involved but thankfully they left early, bless 'em.

That is filth!

If the Di Maria deal materialises - YES. We need him. In the WC quarter-final he conceded possession something like 60 times in the match, and yet he was still making things happen and of course scored the winning goal. I like wingers who make thing happen and look forward to seeing him in a United shirt. We're still in need of a world class centre back and central midfielder though.

Meet was gooooooooooood. Want to see that snap of Rumz poking his butt out whilst playing ninja. Another highlight - making Bard crack and opening up his dark animal side. He was sloshed in all fairness.

HA! This would've been the worst Pop Fiction episode ever.

...for anyone else :P

I probably won't be sharing the same room with everybody at Equity Point because I booked separately, but just to let you guys know - my check-in tomorrow is from 14:00, and I'm pretty sure yours will be the same. Not sure if you'll be able to drop stuff off before then or not, but you can always try I suppose. I bought my train tickets a while ago and for some reason ordered one from Paddington to Kings Cross. Looking at the map, I now have no idea why I did that as Paddington is a much closer to Hyde. Kings Cross is closer to The Red Lion though, so it might come in handy if it does rain. See you chaps soon. Look out for me as I only have ReZ and Daft on Facebook and haven't really familiarized myself with anyone else, bar the iconic Dannyboy. I look like this: It does indeed look like I have a semi, which is fortunate because I will probably greet you with one.

Pretty sure you can jump on them while they're on the fences in SMW. Someone plz verify.

S'what I thought, but it has been out for ages and the sales can't be anything special so they may as well rekindle interest somehow.

They weren't my bag but they're undeniably solid.

Borderlands 2 and Dishonoured are free to play on Steam for a few days.

I think it will work better with a controller if anything because with the mouse the aiming gets borked if you want to look ahead (by pressing ctrl I believe), whereas if you're using the stick it won't do that. The stick points to where you're aiming all the time independently of movement, but the mouse pointer has to move around the character, which affects movement and aiming. If that makes any sense whatsoever.

DEEEEEECENT! So much more satisfying than using the Stinger.

Not a bad shout

I don't know if when you played it you did it local coop, 4 players in the same room on insane though? The level where you have to fuel the car is ridiculous because you're concentrating on carrying the jerry-cans, fighting through swathes of zombies, shouting at your mates to tell them to cover you, revive you, rejoin the floor you're on, or retrieve the final few cans, and in that situation it almost doesn't matter if you're aware of the specials or not. It's a complete clusterfuck by that point and you have to keep charging on to avoid being surrounded. The licking ones are the worst because they camp out and pick you up from unbelievable ranges from anywhere in the map, be it instantly when you turn a corner or above you from a balcony. It does make the final successful lunge at the exit extremely satisfying though.

Arriving stupidly late to the party here, but I finally played Left4Dead 2 tonight. Did 4 player link-up on the 360 (screw that thread) taking a measured approach to the levels on insane difficulty for the first half-hour. That is to say, the first level, singular, because we got completely and utterly mauled doing that. Eventually figured out the fun and proper way to play is to race through the game as a unit and we had a great laugh, although we only managed 3 levels in as many hours. Can't remember the last 4am sesh I've had. Good times. Some of the special enemies are pure bullshit to be fair.

Hair not included, this almost looks too good to be true.

If some of the following isn't set up then fair fucking play