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How old's your girlfriend then?

Hmmm. King Boo does not remember you.

When I was 5 or 6 years old: embarrassing story win - Me and family were just watching TV when I suddenly stood up and farted. I started laughing, everyone else followed. Then I just stop laughing and run away crying - they were confused and thought 'why is he upset, was it because we laughed at him?'. What actually happened was that I followed through horrid and mother had to help clean up my pants. --- On the school bus, and I tried to make a friend feel really awkward. He was sitting next to a girl I knew he was fairly interested in, but I didn't know much about her myself. We were all talking about a party we were going to when the girl says "Yeah I'm bringing some wine. I get so drunk so quick on it, only takes half a bottle" To which I say "*Dan's taken note" Then I get a look from him as if he didn't understand, and the girl is just confused by the social violation and ignores me and just speaks to Dan "is he trying to be cheeky?" to which Dan says "I don't know, I didn't know what he said" Then there was an awkward silence as I was left cringing at the situation. My friend later told me that he actually found the comment funny but just denied all knowledge during the situation. --- A few years ago: I pulled my sister's chair from her as she was about to sit down. She obviously fell down and I started laughing. However, there was a nasty sort of, I dunno, a clicking sound. Whilst I chuckled, noone had joined me (there were a few families round for a barbecue) and they just stared at me. That was when I remembered that she had a back problem. I'm pretty sure there are more embarrassing moments I've forgotten about, so I'll come back when I've remembered some.

I have justified why I dislike it previously, but I won't do again before devolution. I am totally open to Nintendo pulling it out of the bag, I've tried the console and its best games before, so I wouldn't say I'm basing it on no grounds. There is one fatal flaw in that post. You spelt 'losses' wrong. The rest of your post is totally fine and can't be argued against, well done Zechs. Argument King win.

Literally just asking - what games are you referring to? It isn't a snob question (well it is, but in disguise). I will not make any further remarks once you've posted examples.

No I think he meant better depth of field, so certain layers pop out more. You can have 3D where camera angles don't change.

Didn't realise people with OCD had a comical abnormal appearance.

Player control in Pro-Evo is like handling a 60 year old Dodgems cart. Mechanically terrible and unbelievably clunky. Fifa's slightly better but gets boring like all football games that aren't irl. Any guesses on what Move titles there will be at E3? Other than Pippa Funnel Compilation games?

I reckon - Pokemon: Shit Brown and Bile Green Fused King, you like Paper Mario too much. TTYD is probably my third of fourth favourite game, but if it got a sequel it would have content too similar to its predecessors. Let them fade away. You must let them go! LET THEM GO FUSED!! *sobs*

Don't worry, you can find a fairly cheap version here, just ordered one myself: http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Nintendo-Metroid-Prime-Samus-Phazon-Suit-Statue-/280505045343?cmd=ViewItem&pt=UK_Collectables_SciFi_fantasyCollectables_EH&hash=item414f67515f#ht_2458wt_1137 lulz

My version of Uncharted 2 has the same old PS3 spine logo as my copies of Resistance 2 and Fifa 08. Bad Company 2 is my only game that has the new black PS3 logo that's parallel to the game title font. Then again I only have 6 games.

Has it been a mistake? Look at Modern Warfare 2 for example. You have to remember there are companies that are passionate about making great looking, great online and great gameplay experiences.

LOL jk your fucking terrible. (complete with chav grammar - I'm that win)

You have to remember that Nintendo is dissociating itself from the others in their target market though. They will continue to press the minimalistic art style of games like Wii Sports because it's easy on the eye and seems less like an alienating videogame and more of a simple simulator. The developers have established relations on either the HD consoles or the Wii, with very few cross-overs. I don't think that's down to graphic power disparity.

That's what I'm pointing out. The PS3 wasn't valuable because it didn't actually do much. It just had potential. Plus you said 'it wasn't overpriced'. You could use the definition of overpriced, but it was definitely overpriced. Sony might not have been able to do much about it, but it was bad value, because what you were paying for didn't amount to anything that substantial.

It was overpriced. Claiming the component costs within the system proved its value when there was next to no good software at launch and blu-ray hadn't taken off is ridiculous. As an all-round system it was too expensive, and sales reflected that. When it dropped to around £300 it was just about acceptable.

Sorry Dare. But you're still correct, the collection is pretty.

Utterly want that collection. I'm gonna have to get a job to save up for it methinks. I've never had the desire to buy a special edition until now.

I don't believe that. I was thinking maybe 100 million possible loss, but 4 billion? That's fucking crazy.

Billions? LOLLLLL When Sony say they were making losses on every PS3, I find that hard to believe. They must have been taking developing/marketing/designing into that. Now they're probably making a decent profit margin with the decrease in resource prices and slim version, plus the game sales are only ever going to make them profit (unless first party titles start failing, when they aren't currently). Billions... That's just funny, if anything was making losses in billions... Well.

Holy smokes that is fucking badass. I might have to get one. By the way read your visitor message.

No, it's increments of £5, so you can't just add a specific amount. I don't know if that actually helps Sony, because whilst it means people usually have to pay more than the PSN game in order to fund the wallet, it probably stops a lot of people buying small games or avatars etc on the Store because they don't want to fund as much.

If you're to buy one, go for the second pack. It's best to have as many maps as you can, but The Highrise and The Museum are both fantastic, so you should definitely get the Siege DLC. Since playing the game again I've only got one Tripled medal, it takes a lot of luck and a decent amount of skill to pull one off.

I actually don't really have any true game desires this year. Maybe a Resistance 3 gameplay trailer would excite me a bit, but I'd like to be shown something cool or unexpected. Or as I've said before, a platformer. Currently I really don't care for 3D, Premium services, or PSN games. The Last Guardian is almost a certain appearance and I've never played a Team Ico game, so my intrigue is there. As for Infamous 2 - it depends if they make the Sandbox world interesting, mix up enemy variety with proper bosses and make your powers a bit better for moving quickly and allowing destruction on a bigger scale, it has a chance to be worthy. I have a feeling they'll put multiplayer in it though, and it'll have a mid 2011 release. Above all else I predict Choze will cum in his pants. Also, Canand will ask his Mum to pre-order whatever new console is revealed, if any.