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  1. To be fair, I've always wanted to play 300+ hour long MMOs in short bursts, on the go, on a small, overcrowded screen, with a fiddly interface, on a system that'll struggle to get a workable connection. In effect, the target market is infinite.
  2. Day 1 buy. It looks really sleek, exudes sex appeal, plays the best genre of games around, sits at a great value, and basically I have no idea why noone else has made one yet, seeing as they're so useful and not pointless, or shit.
  3. I allow myself to tear once perenially. Or so I think. (I don't). Can't remember the most recent shedding, but shed I did at the Forest Gump ending. Not much, but very much a genuine water escaping eye situation. Before I never thought a film would make me feel that emotional. In fact, This is England, the recent series, made me feel really bad for the girl that... yeah, y'know. I was pulling an unhappy face. Which is still a rather exceedingly pointless reaction.
  4. I Have Enough On My Kate /as it is.
  5. For dwarf's birthday wishes tower (in Nov) Mad Men Season 1&2. £18 from Play, didn't want to ask for blu-ray, it'd be a fiver more. The Wire season 4. And as I type the theme tune from season 1 starts playing on Spotify lollll. Lol. Breaking Bad season 1, coz Rez ha been badegering me up the ass. Battlestar Galactica mini series. Only 3.99 on play lolll. Everyone here seemingly loves it so I thought why the jabberwocki not? BSG season 1. WESC Bongo headphones. 54 quid from somewhere, suggested by the oh-so-tolerable Daft Mobile phone I do not know what yet though. Need suggestions. Needs to be a phone I can get the Tesco £6 a month deal with, that the oh-so-varied Sheikah suggested. + Jeans +If anyone haz other media-based ideas for my Birfdai? Not New Vegas, seeing as I'll have to buy that myself on release dai. Please do not suggest Justin Beeber.
  6. I'm confused as to why you'd post the song like that/why you'd choose that song/without context///etcc/// Can't really rate what I listened to, it was just annoying really. --- Audio Megadeth - Peace Sells
  7. Basically I said 'Hello, friend of Michael!' as a guess. Then she replied 'I want to bed you'. After all is said and done, I can't complain really.
  8. Just quoting for the fourth time. For the lols. But yeah, make sure to contact me and Michael Jamieson, for some illegal activity. It involves rape. Hard. Hard rape.
  9. Does Claire's sister play Modern Warfare 2 online then? Because that's what she's been on, no lie. Tried to chat me up too, the mynx.
  10. Whut?
  11. You absolute man. I need to buy this too, but I feel a standard version purchase brewing. Decision of the year, decision of the fucking year! Argh. All they had to do was bundle a Bobblehead in, and I was there. And @ Flameboy: Yes! That's very much a win.
  12. My theory is that he's actually just gone to Butlins in Wales. ---- It's probably just a friend that wants a well established world-reknowned PSN ID. By friend I mean, uhm. Well maybe he has those. Not technically beyond th realm of possibility. Let's just say I didn't mean 'probably'.
  13. Anything that compromises the actual visuals/smooth running of a game is a bit of a downer for me.
  14. Awh I think I remember that game, uhm, is it something like Rob Bolton Wanderers FC?
  15. Lol. Just lol. You can't win the Premier League when you're in the Championship mate.
  16. Come you masters of war You that build the big guns You that build the death planes You that build all the bombs You that hide behind walls You that hide behind desks I just want you to know I can see through your masks. You that never done nothin' But build to destroy You play with my world Like it's your little toy You put a gun in my hand And you hide from my eyes And you turn and run farther When the fast bullets fly. Bob Dylan - Masters of War
  17. Our latest anti-wrinkle cream contains our specialist new softening pro-active agent, which targets your permanently ugly and bloated-looking bulldog frown. Accept God's forgiveness; accept SinSkin-to-WinSkin, today!
  18. He's going to hit them like a retard. Because he is one.
  19. dwarf

    Vanquish

    I've find out a bit about Miss bayonetta, she has a tendency to hang around the bargain bins these days, so I wouldn't think much about such a deal. You could get better offers on certain Manchester roads.
  20. Well they overshadow yours, that much is certain.
  21. 4/10 No thanks, seems a few miles into the generic ruumb side of things. --- Audio
  22. Boss?... Well, now, let me see. I don't have any idea what that means. I know what you think it means, Ronald. To me it's just a made-up word. A politician's word so that farcical, consumer raping, bleak-smiled pricks like yourself can wear a yellow suit and big red shoes...and have a job. What do you really want to know? Am I sorry about cumming in that burger because we'd ran out of mayo? There's not a day that goes by I don't feel remorse for the sauce. Not because I'm in here or because you think I should. I look back on the way I was then...a young, dumb, barely living off mum nerdy stupid kid who committed that terrible crime. I want to talk to him. I want to try and talk some sense to him. Tell him the way things are. But I can't. That kid's long gone...and this old, failed man, consigned to community fast food service work, is all that's left. I got to live with that. Boss? It's just a bullshit word. So you go on and stamp your forms, Ron, and stop wasting my time. Because to tell you the truth... ...I can't tell the difference between Big Macs and horse-shit.
  23. dwarf

    Halo: Reach

    I BET you don't have the temerity to say that when you see mine and Rez' Unch montage. Just you dare bled, just you dare. Plus, you're missing an apostrophie (sp?lulz) and an 'e'.
  24. dwarf

    Halo: Reach

    Just goes to show it can't be that hard.
  25. dwarf

    Borderlands

    Turns out I still have my level 50 character data so... Utterly tempting. Wouldn't know which duulc to buy though, seeing as one raises cap to 60, this one goes to 70. Do you need both? Is it worth buying both for their expansionisms? It's just that buying the game and some duulc is expensive, but seeing my character, and the awesome weapons, is quite a draw. Hmmm. Vegas > Mag > Borderlands is my priority list right now. But as Christmas approaches who knows what's gonna change. I suspect impulse decisions are on the way.
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