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Dude With Funny Hat Visit Third-World Country
dwarf replied to The fish's topic in General Chit Chat
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Dude With Funny Hat Visit Third-World Country
dwarf replied to The fish's topic in General Chit Chat
Even though I don't know the guy, I can safely say that he's a c*nt. -
Erm. Gameplay please? It's all well and good looking awesome, but I can only be so interested from that type of trailer.
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I will buy this game. They've basically pushed me over the edge, I was tempted by past Yakuza games, but this is just ticking boxes like crazy.
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Holy shit this looks awesome! Now for what I actually mean: What in mother's name were they thinking? Eurogamer are cocks: A pinch misleading I'd say.
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http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2010/sep/13/charlie-brooker-google-instant that, tbh Google Assault is a great idea
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Well, I can imagine the set-piece sections being OK, and there's a couple of neat effects (whilst you're on the plane) however, overall it's just shoddy. It has high hopes for itself cinematic-wise, it's just that the engine is holding it back. The jumping is robotic, it has Uncharted like platforming but it's even less precise (you basically press up/down/left/right and X when hanging on a ledge, and it'll just teleport you there even if you didn't realise there was something to grab), and it feels slow. The combat is decent, but from the demo you can't really make a proper judgement. Generally underwhelming 'filler' material. I don't see the point in buying filler material in games. If they aren't especially noteworthy, save your time.
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Just played on Unch for first time since you were on. Go on deathmatch and put invalid and half loaded on. 2nd round, I get 22 kills, 9 deaths, 4 assists and yet my team only win 50-49. Do you know why we won? Because I get a pistol double down matchwinner, plus a defender medal for those kills.
Not that I'm skilful or anything.
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Enslaved is awful.
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Holy shit, the amount of demos that have released today is ridiculousnessity.
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£23 for a navigation controller. Bargain.
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Sorry guys, the projector's broken and we don't give refunds. Please leave.
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I do not see the necessity for this comment.
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This combination sounds badass.
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I'm really glad I've acquired Fall of Man. The campaign is much better than I remember it - the weapons feel really solid, the Chimera take a decent amount of lead, and... I dunno. The feel of the game does set it apart. Plus you can't take your health for granted so much. I played a bit online, and got utterly ass raped. Gonna have to set that right, it's far different and getting my control setup sorted has taken a while. Seriously though, this game deserved the praise it got, it's fantastic. The female narration is win.
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Lifesaver. Cheers blud. Less humour in this episode but it was still very good. The run down locales they find are fittingly awful. The actors are great, too.
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My mum ordered it but she got an email saying that Move is not coming but I looked at the release date and it said it was coming out but she said no so I guess the tanker that was carrying our Moves got blown up are you interested in playing move with me thanks
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^Lol Daym. I thought it started at 10.45 for some reason. Will 4oD this soon. Shame Channel 4 take ages to put stuff on there most of the time.
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Lulz. blog.
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Lol @ heroicjanitor
Btw Rez did you notice you have an avatar?
jks.
Tell me when you're establishing the next batch of sunflower seed hideouts
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I want new games.
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See you wetboys there!
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Well.
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Could selling used video games become illegal!?
dwarf replied to LegoMan1031's topic in General Chit Chat
It's not gonna happen. It won't happen with DVDs either. Srsly, nothing will change. I stand firm on this point. -
Other than the bollock I didn't think it was that great. A couple of good lines dough.