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Eughhh. I lied when I said Jamieson Reformed. That was just weird, in the bad category.

But this is single player, and so far we've seen one environment. Plus, I don't think it's as fun.

The man speaks sense. :Z

Moaning/Nagging parents. They call it teenage angst. I call it f**king annoying c**ts

Yeah, if the controller wasn't there, and you were holding a DualShock 3 instead to shake your sword, you wouldn't be as immersed. What gets me is how the tracking ball makes everything true 1:1.

What I like about the Playstation Move controller is that it seems to be quite precise. So when I play a sword game it'll be intuitive and I will be able to swing the sword, like how I would swing a sword in real life. It could be fun.

Why have so many people responded to Chode? Christ Almighty, when did people start taking the thing seriously again?

To be honest that is what I miss when I'm playing on my Nintendo. I guess I'll just have to put up with Strictly Come Dancing with Mii's and Mario's Housemaid, featuring in-game tile washing. Occasionally I miss having a challenge, but at least I can have fun when my grandma is round so that I can knit virtual Y-fronts alongside her in 2 player, I like it because we both wear Vitality Sensors so we can monitor when we need to take her back to the hospital after our high octane knit-work masterpieces. Which is more than I can say for you with your ponsy, ambitious, competitive, action packed troll of a console.

Maybe I like the Wii more than you? As I said, you're childish. It's pathetic, you almost rival Zechs Merquise, but opposite. One day maybe you'll learn that it isn't about which console has the best graphics and the best games, it's about the one with the best sales and cooking peripherals.

Pfffft, you're just getting silly now. Grow up.

Should I jump up or down or is that what homosexuals do? I wouldn't know because I don't usually interact with other humans, I'm actually going red just speaking to you hahaha.

I'd tend to agree with that. I am more partial to Cheese Rolling though. I have no idea why they don't play that in Antarctica. They just gave me a weird look when I went on holiday last year and enquired about their sports programme.

I think one did once. I may have misheard though. Thinking about it, yeah, that was something else. I think the people were talking about slaves.

Oh right I thought that was you OMG. Have you got any tips of what to do when the camera is on?

At least share that stash of Move pictures you're hiding, I need something to pleasure myself with too you know! Maybe we could go mutual? And when did you camp next to me? I've been here for a week, just to stop other suckers getting in front. And innit, Wii faggots only play Pippa Funnell Horseriding games, because the processor is so last century. God they're sad.

Yeah, it was lame having to kick open the red crates to pick up another assault rifle. Plus, since when did gun turrets run out of ammo? Everyone knows turrets have an unlimited bullet supply, it's just that they sometimes overheat. Someone didn't do their bloody research.

Lol that's what I did. The thing only had 3 nano-sheaths of health and the the omega doom ray bomb killed me in his 2nd form. The gun turret fucking raped him but then I couldn't be bothered.

One thing I will say - I do enjoy bosses that can take lead. That's all I'll give tangible credit for.

I'm at the front with my nose pressed against the door I can barely write this on my Sony Ericcson touch screen lol but its worth it because I will experience Move first OMG where are you lets meet up and Play Move Party. Im with my mum so she can buy me Move

Mind if I queue up with you at launch day so we can pose at the PLAYSTATION MAGAZINE camera, smiling and pretending to use Move controllers with our mobile phones and generally look awesome and cool? I missed the opportunity at the Wii launch, can't pass up on a new-wave Movement again.

There's always a way of spinning it to sound good. But what do you do after that? Repeat? It's good but I think it's getting a bit too much media attention.

OK so my phone is a fudging old Sony Ericsson. I'm currently ripping myself by topping up £10 a pop on 02 payasyago. I need a good phone for under £100 (please don't suggest unresponsive touch-screen ones, I've only seen the iPhone do touch screen well personally) and a good deal for it. I don't mind what network either. I'd like to know if there's any good deals you guys know of, prefferably £5-10. If it's a contract, £5 a month would be much better, if those deals exist. Otherwise a £10 top-up every now and then that lands free texts would be great. I don't mind paying for calls because I don't use them much, texts is vat i vant. I thought the recent £5 top up with unlimited texts on 02 payasyago was perfect, but a friend told me that you actually have to top up 10 quid and then 5 quid is deducted, but gives you free texts. Mehh, it's confusing. ---- Also, headphones, I'd like a stonking pair of headphones. Budget limited to £50 though. Don't want buds. Whilst you may not get much for 50 smackers, they've got to be better than the free ones that come with Apple products.

But Americanized. It's eugh. Actual visuals are good, but I have the feeling it's a one trick pony.

It isn't the inbetween game. The two games are made from seperate developers, but Treyarch doesn't make the 'inbetween' entry. Both developers are given the same backing, the same crazy advertising funds and they make their versions of Call of Duty. Generally Infinity Ward are considered to be better than Treyarch, but this is merely popular opinion. This was always going to be the next game in the franchise. Releases come perennially. No matter if IW made it, and no matter if another developer makes Modern Warfare 3. As far as I'm concerned, they're as big as each other anyway.