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At least you've got the ball rolling with some ideas.

I have some ideas for attributes. 1)Argumentative nature 2)Ability to bring up life story and girlfriend reminders (not on demand) 3)Ability to take offence and counter with lots of posts 4)Pessimism Will think of some others.

That's for the magazine I presume.

Machines - The secret forces would just EMP their ass. Done. However, if it was a long, enduring war, maybe zombies would be better. Even though they're more depressing, they're easier to kill. ----- Overall, it depends on how intelligent the robots are and how powerful they are. If they're akin to the Terminator, I'll hang out with the feral ghouls ANY day.

Blargglestein!!! I wouldn't say props are needed for the reference, everybody loves that game! Well, a fair few do.

It wasn't exactly a hint as such, more of a jokey 'there's a lot more to be done aside from the platinum'. English is a complex language drahc. :P xxx

At any mildly reasonable price for anything marginally reasonable, how COULD you refuse?!

Rez... :/ It contributes to about 72% or something, maybe more maybe less. But there's still a lot of work to be done in the multiplayer to get 100%.

There's a big difference between 100% and platinum, that's all I'll hint at.

ENTER I-PAUL!!!!! Please do more, that shit was gold.

HAX! I actually posted the Deagle suggestion on the Dog website just because it would be the best possible Lab. I foresee many a cinema. 3v3 deathmatch with no boosters is kinda pointless though. You get 4v3 really often from people dropping out anyway so...

Yeah, sorry about that.

Ah that's true. I'm laughing at my short-sightedness. I'm not really.

But even the bumbling ones would need sleep surely? Why am I discussing zis?!

There's always been one thing missing in my life, and you've only here gone found it! The cries of 'dirty bastard' from my friends have been washed away. And here's me thinking I was in danger of catching AIDS.

Why is it you never see Zombies out of breath? Doesn't make sense, biologically, for them to have endless stamina. I was just thinking about it because of that film with the running zombies in it - would it be worth trying to outrun them if they have an endless oxygen / lactic acid supply? Paula Radicliffe would be decimated that her records were dissipating to a bunch of brain dead freaks.

I won't be able to play tonight, but Matt, it would be nice to see you back again *tears*. @ JeZ - fairly profound definitions there, I like. Will have to give you the The Great Swindox Dictionary version soon.

...or shoots you in the head because he isn't a risk-taking kinda guy.

Tea, warning a group of humans about her arch nemesis; Coffee

Fortunately (in a way) you don't get extra cash for capturing yourself, you only get it for team captures. Deffo a good thing, as it stops team kills. I know what you mean about that though, can be annoying. Climbing onto the rubble in the first place is the difficult part. Worse though is just playing plunder on Ice Cave in general. It's such a shit map.

The only thing good about that was the fart, and then the speed to the 'lol'. And maybe the guest dude's walk/laughter. But not really. 3/10 Not your fault really I guess. You may as well have done a 10 second joke for this episode. If you can't do a minute's worth of content, do a short and sweet edition.

I sent you a friend request but I don't think you accepted it/saw it. Anyone's open to join in. EVEN you Shorty jks lolz