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  1. What I don't get is how, most of the time anyway :0, the excretion process is so quick, it's barely worth trying to read something. Maybe you all have problems.
  2. I poo. Then I wipe. Then I pull up trousers and boxers together, pro style. Then I flush. Then I wash my hands and think of this: And smile.
  3. You should call this Jamieson Reformed. I've watched 3, I found it to be very very surprisingly winful. Your comedy has matured somewhat, it's put together very well and is nom nom nom. I was expecting direness but I've been pleasantly surprised. YAYAY.
  4. Got back from Cyprus at around 4:00am today, really good holiday with lots of beachness. Also, just checked 2 of my AS results online, I don't have the others on me. Got an A in English Lan&Lit Got a B in History Pretty damn happy with that, especially as I only revised half of my history course, and I'm dropping it anyway - because it is shit obv. YaRGh!
  5. There's so many ways to fuck around in Air Superiority, against opposition and your own team, it's just ridiculously funny. Everyone should give it a try. Using the rocket launcher after you've landed on the top of the Japanese ship is the perfect waste of time.
  6. I'm trying to think of an inventive way of dismissing you with a 'no' If you realised there was a good game on the 360, would you have brought one by now?
  7. dwarf

    inFAMOUS 2

    He was probably too busy trying to nail his acting in the 15th Century melodrama of The Expendables.
  8. dwarf

    inFAMOUS 2

    I always was a fan of Jason Statham.
  9. I embrace trolling of many varieties, including Dare's efforts. Very much so. What I can't handle is the appearance of Zealot Meringue. Anyway, Res3 discussion peoples! What do you want to see improved? Audio !
  10. I hope the online is supported and updated etc. I remember buying a map pack for R2 and after a week it wasn't possible to find games on them. I blame the integration and retroness of the menus.
  11. dwarf

    Killzone 3

    OMG too, too much unbelievable immenseness for one forum session. Looks like they may have coddened it a bit (it'll still be nothing like it) as evidenced through +10 and snap and lock shooting but man, it looks fucking "Yesssslolzzzz!!!" Serious gameplay potential with all that shit possible. "the history of these days will be written in blood" --------
  12. Oh god yes. I've been waiting for this for a while. YESSS!!!! I was wondering if I'd miss the coming of this rumoured announcement during my current holiday, but when I read the thread title I came buckets. It's material! Palpable! Almost anyway. Such a big fan of the series, it gets gunned down so much by idiots when it's actually very very awesome. Just seeing the familiar carbine and rossmoore sp put a smile on my face. The campaign in 1, whilst dragging a bit, was enjoyable and felt unique slightly. Not sure how to explain it but the brittle narrative and bleakness of it all made it it's own thing, plus the setting is great and the chimeras various forms leave potential for fright and winnity, like on of the battles in the original achieved when you had to step into the dark from the stairs when suddenly, inevitably, 2 hound like chimera come roaring. I agree with aimless, looks to be returning to the mystical roots of the first. I loved both of their multiplayers, nothing alike, but both distinctively resistance. The first one was gloriously arcadey and great because it was kinda unpolished, as was the whole game, but it was fulfillingly niche because of it. Loved the inclusion of the siren in the trailer, aargh so much I could spill without the same love being reflected from any of you guys! I know that insomniac will do fans like me a good job. That's a triumph for me because it means more Henry stillman and more Laark rockets into the face of noobs. Capelli as protagonist in this game? perhaps "it is beautiful"
  13. I wouldn't say that argument is at all. Cheque your raisoning.
  14. I wouldn't deem it hax, basically i BOUGHT my dvd along with me. It was hax

  15. I know, he's a fucking genius! No need to do a breakdown, as that bit was so bloody good!
  16. You made my face confused. Because of this: drab - definition of drab by the Free Online Dictionary, Thesaurus ... b. Of a light olive brown or khaki color Ize confuzed. --- Has been done better before in the genre by what? Seriously, the only game even close to the same realm is this:
  17. No. I has brief lappy rinsernet accessinationality

  18. I finished series 2 of Le Squire, very very gooood. Wasn't as good as season 1 but that would've been impossible anyhow, plus more of something awesome, with different plot and some new ingredients is what I like to see. As I spoilered before, I was gutted at a certain section, which highlights how effective a drama it is.
  19. This is potentially counter-productive: It means I won't spunk as much as I normally do after cracking off over CR.
  20. Diddums Wait Emasher, the spinny, intrusive, useless advertising feature isnt working?! NOOO!!!
  21. Mgs4 is full of shit but it's an experience worth experiencing. If you aren't satisfied with the game I suggest you try this - get the damned OAP on his tummy, roll him over onto his back (with square) and just endlessly back him into a wall, so as to make 'im crawl/wriggle uncomfortably into something for no discernible benefit. After relaxing to this most feeblest of displays, I dare you to come back and say the series isn't gripping.
  22. dwarf

    Halo: Reach

    Excuse me while I cry guys What I'm also offended by is how you don't even know these people, yet you're judging them despite not contemplating the brutality and fear of war , their immense equipment burden, plus the possibility that the odd guy or two may have lost their fucking inhalers! You inconsiderate WANKERS!!! --- (didd-fucking-ums)
  23. Lol. In before the impending lock.
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