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Thank God someone cleared that up

Metroid, no. Fable, no. Fallout, yes.

I say Heavy Rain. Everyone else will say Batman. I thought Arkham Asylum was massively overrated. The way I see it, if you play Heavy Rain, you're bound to experience a certain scene which is one of the most tense/exciting/scary moments ever to be put in videogame or film. It's seriously life-changing. *It isn't quite life changing but just know that it is very awesomes.

I don't think anything really compares in this half of the year.

Don't you mean this morning? And, nah I'm still here. I wouldn't say you taught me 'lolgrenades', but you taught me lolgrenades in Worms. That last one was a special rarity. It was definitely a lol grenade. Unfortunately for you, it was a phrase first coined by the embarassment himself - Rez: Yeah good games. I remember playing a lot with Cooky, there's guarenteed cheese to be had when you play online.

Yeah it probably would be.

Just so you know, that got a small but very real lol from me.

Oh yeah, I heard that guy was called Caris. Don't trust him, he's all bullshit.

I meant your idea that you could have 'ability to ruin topics'

I think this could get difficult if you're trying to make it playable. I could think of my own weaknesses that may apply to other people - Patronization - I got secretly destroyed by Daft, I basically kept buying his annoying pot shots at my '14yearoldness', and afterwards he said 'joking Champ!'. Jesus Christ, I'm not sure there's a more patronizing/decimating word than 'champ'. It makes me cry. Maybe this is just his power? Who knows? I think it would be more constructive to make pot shots at people anyway, discuss their 'powers'.

At least you've got the ball rolling with some ideas.

I have some ideas for attributes. 1)Argumentative nature 2)Ability to bring up life story and girlfriend reminders (not on demand) 3)Ability to take offence and counter with lots of posts 4)Pessimism Will think of some others.

That's for the magazine I presume.

Machines - The secret forces would just EMP their ass. Done. However, if it was a long, enduring war, maybe zombies would be better. Even though they're more depressing, they're easier to kill. ----- Overall, it depends on how intelligent the robots are and how powerful they are. If they're akin to the Terminator, I'll hang out with the feral ghouls ANY day.

Blargglestein!!! I wouldn't say props are needed for the reference, everybody loves that game! Well, a fair few do.

It wasn't exactly a hint as such, more of a jokey 'there's a lot more to be done aside from the platinum'. English is a complex language drahc. :P xxx

At any mildly reasonable price for anything marginally reasonable, how COULD you refuse?!

Rez... :/ It contributes to about 72% or something, maybe more maybe less. But there's still a lot of work to be done in the multiplayer to get 100%.

There's a big difference between 100% and platinum, that's all I'll hint at.

ENTER I-PAUL!!!!! Please do more, that shit was gold.

HAX! I actually posted the Deagle suggestion on the Dog website just because it would be the best possible Lab. I foresee many a cinema. 3v3 deathmatch with no boosters is kinda pointless though. You get 4v3 really often from people dropping out anyway so...

Yeah, sorry about that.

Ah that's true. I'm laughing at my short-sightedness. I'm not really.