To be honest that is what I miss when I'm playing on my Nintendo. I guess I'll just have to put up with Strictly Come Dancing with Mii's and Mario's Housemaid, featuring in-game tile washing.
Occasionally I miss having a challenge, but at least I can have fun when my grandma is round so that I can knit virtual Y-fronts alongside her in 2 player, I like it because we both wear Vitality Sensors so we can monitor when we need to take her back to the hospital after our high octane knit-work masterpieces. Which is more than I can say for you with your ponsy, ambitious, competitive, action packed troll of a console.