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He's right you know. Anyway, not sure what to make of those screens. I think as long the whole thing plays smoothly that would probably do fine.

The MC we all know and love is just the one Spartan who made it off Reach before the start of Halo 1. I was a tad surprised none of his mates knocking around on Earth got a word in in the Halo 2 campaign. Instead we got The Arbiter. Blurg.

Lead all the way from the front, you gotta hand it to the boy. A pair of pretty titanic drives from both Hamilton and Raikkonen. Good race.

Lake Placid Every hideous cliché you can think of, done badly. 3/10

It was just a bit too cheeky, wasn't it? Not being able to score constructors points does seem a tad harsh though. It's not like Ron was happy about Alonso's little manoeuvre. If the appeal falls flat Alonso is going to get the bollocking of his life.

There's fencing. That should be awesome.

Fake for sure. Skies 2? Shemnue 3? Samba Di Amigo for the PSP? No, no, nothing about this adds up at all!

At what point did this thread become the Daily Mail?

Heatseeker. You don't need to love planes to enjoy it, just explosions.

I wonder what it is about the Hungarian course that's got the Ferraris off kilter? They can't seem to stick it this weekend.

So, did anyone else catch the Hungaian qualifying? I think Alonso will be lucky if his boss doesn't eat him alive.

When something gets me down, I have this natural defence mechanism of going into some kind of mental shell. I stumble home, swallow some whisky, lose myself in a video game and then fall asleep until the local Chinese take-out is open again. Then I just slump in front of the telly or a movie, finish any work I need to do until four in the morning and wake up on schedule feeling tired but a bit better for it. Repeat until the damage has been repaired. It's not healthy really, but a combination of it and my mother probably saved me from suicide during my childhood. Minus the whisky and Chinese food of course.

I wouldn't have even the faintest idea that someone was flirting with me if "flirting" involved being repeatedly kicked in the face. Unfortunately, as you can probably guess, my own ability to flirt is by extension horrific.

A white dude armed to the teeth blasting the crap out of hordes of Africans, zombified or not, was always going to be just a little bit of danger area. Just as long as there are other black, positive characters (A Luis-esque sidekick or something) I don't see a problem. Just so the distinction is clearly made between zombies and the people they were.

Awesome, greatly looking forward to this. The cutey japanimation style and playful customisation are a huge draw for me.

There'll be fights over who has to be the Arbiter though.

You're going to have to give us some sauce on this.

Bioshock sounds fantastic but somehow just doesn't light my fire as much as some other upcoming titles. It'll probably be something I get for the PC about five years down the line, and I'll wonder why I ever delayed.

"I have mated with a female. Inform the men." I also hope Nixon makes a return. "I didn't live a thousand years and fly a gajillion miles just to stare at another man's gizmo!"

Either somebody misheard or it was typo. It's 16 episodes.

Could somebody just run this concept of "boosting" past me?

The strikes are sporadic half day affairs across the whole country for the next couple of weeks I think. Just enough to make their point.

Upcoming releases: A personal overview: Bioshock - Maybe Blue Dragon - Nah Two Worlds - Nah Stranglehold - Give it a rent Fatal Inertia - I have F-Zero Halo 3 - I kind of have to really. Virtual Fighter 5 - Give it a go. Blacksite - Wait for the reviews. GTA 4 - Play first. Call of Duty 4 - First in... Army of two - Nay. Assassins Creed - Yay! Project Gotham Racing 4 - Hell yeah. Mass Effect - Preodering. Splinter Cell: Conviction - Not my cup of tea really.

Ignore them. They're just fourteen year old jackasses trying to sound kewl. Really, they honestly think they're the bees knees.

My friend dug up this of the ol' D&D club, which makes this photo at least four years old. I'm the handsome looking devil on the left.