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gaggle64

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  1. Happin' B-day ma main man!
  2. The Japanese nation survived to become a world leader in freaking me out with uncanny humanoid robotics and rocking, strange-ass video games. I'll leave the historians to muddle out the rest.
  3. Just wait, one day he'll become to old and feeble to defend his position in the pack, then it'll be my opportunity to challenge him and take control.
  4. It's what would happen if Rokhed took over the CIA.
  5. When I find out who designed and built the SAAS password system, I'm going to beat them, rape them, surgically remove all their bones while they're still conscious, mash their flesh into a toxic stew and use it to set fire to everything and everyone they once held dear. Then I shall use their bones to summon the dark one, and devout to him my own soul so I can travel to that dank place in hell where I sent them and rape them again.
  6. ReZourcemen Rates Sexy Friends "A"
  7. I had an amazing idea, but then I forgot what it was. I think I'll cut my losses and retire with some Batenburg cake.
  8. From the makers of Dr Tran: The Furious Little Cinnamon Bun
  9. Is an actual film. "Uhh, could we get someone to the public toilet on platform three? Some joker's blocked it and there's stuff coating everything."
  10. "I swear, if you little bastards don't quiet the fuck down back there, I'm going to turn this thing around and EVERYBODY gets to spend the holidays at home!"
  11. Been watching F1 as far as I can remember - the final days of Mansell, the death of Senna, the Hill V Schumi wars, and everything after that, I watched it all. I've always been a rank nationalist, so I've always rooted for Hill, Coulthard and their successors. I always rather liked Schumacher myself, despite some questionable tactics as his desire to win was palpable. I've always had a soft spot for Williams, and as well Hamilton et all, I'm always rooting for Nakajima during GPs. I like his consistent style, and I'm constantly distressed by the fact that Sato is actually the best Japanese F1 driver to date. Now here's something which will haunt me until the day I die:
  12. Poor Raining, must be hard having such a delicate body like that. I hope you manage to avoid it.
  13. Have I ever told you about my ultimate goal in life: To fly around the world in a Zeppelin, projecting images of hardcore pornography onto small children?
  14. I always start withe the low cost ones and work up. Rarely a winning strategy, but still.
  15. These things do happen though (just look at Massa), and they did give him a tremendously fast car. Sometimes you make it sound like they were doing it deliberately, Adrian Newey, sneaking around Kimi's car at night with a spanner: "Wahahah, this'll teach him to help make me and my colleagues impressively rich and successful."
  16. Meanwhile, in another dimension far stranger then ours:
  17. I remember Raikkonen's incident, he had locked his tire badly a few laps from end, could have come in and consolidated a third, but took the gamble instead. It bit him, but I can't imagine anyone would have done otherwise. The other big last lap retirement I recall is Hakkinen's retirement in Spain 2001. The big historical one I know was Mansell in Dallas 84, where, having led almost the whole race, he pushed his stopped car across the finish line for sixth place.
  18. Not the most thrilling race (Hungary rarely is) but possibly one of the craziest. As delighted as I am that Hamilton maintains the championship lead, I was still shocked and heartbroken for Massa who fully deserved victory. I'd have probably just sat in the car for a couple of hours and cried.
  19. "Welcome to Hull."
  20. "And now: today's timetable revisions, which will be sung by James Blunt."
  21. I'll take your word for it, but I think this may be a new forum record for inibreation. I'm impressed you made it home in this state.
  22. Am I the only person who suspects that's not just alcohol this time?
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