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  1. gaggle64
    A highly enjoyable episode, though not quite as good as last weeks. I kind of likes the whole spin off bit, though I don't know why the ex-PM had to be necessarily included. Also, I rather like James Nesbitt.
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    Heroes Shed No Tears Possibly one of John Woos most demented films. A group of Chinese mercenaries attempting to escape with a captured Thai drug baron and their leaders own wife and son (they weren't kidnapped, they just happened to live nearby) end up raising the ire of a Vietnamese border post commander. This eventually leads to the combined forces of the drugs cartel, the Vietnamese army and a tribe of Vietnamese Aboriginals surrounding the group in the (again, conveniently local) jungle hut home of their leader's old mercenary buddy (who looks uncannily like race driver Jenson Button) who's daily activities include meditating, smoking weed, being felated by the three hot Asian babes he lives with and strapping hundreds of pounds of high explosive too himself. Dialogue is thin and yet barely relevant while entire scenes have no relevance to anything, the plot struggles to serve even itself, and with the ludicrous exception of Jenson Button the characters are all so bland you’ll struggle to tell them apart. In short, the whole film is a complete mess. A beautiful, anarchic mess. Watch it now. 3964 Dead, 108 Wounded.
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    Or very very right, after she invited six of her hottest friends to join the party and he's now experiencing the tactile allure of the many-boobed monster.
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    Who wants to see a blond and clearly drunk man believed to be Kimi Raikkonen falling off a yacht?
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    From what I've played so far, I believe this to be a superior product to Melee. We shall see if it holds the course.
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    Try to avoid being too presumptive. You say the wrong thing and *BAM* you're clawing at the door, begging for your underpants.
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    Butterfree was great, fuck the opposition up something proper with his various pollen attacks and then pound them to dust with his laser beam or let another 'mon tear them to shreds. Well worth inching your Metapod up the levels. Fairly adorable too.
  8. gaggle64
    All us jobless folk should band together and rent a dilapidated house, and then start a fight club. We should launch an insane war against capitalism, it'll be fun!
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    Squee, I can't wait. Amazon is still "prepping for dispatch" though, I might have to wait until Saturday. Doh!
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    Rape is never funny, unless it's a clown.
  11. gaggle64
    Hold on, isn't Brawl out this Friday? I struggle to imagine what else most people here will be playing.
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    The stealth sections I've always sort of enjoyed, but the shooting and action mechanics were always clumsy. Very quickly you're just tranquillising guards in the head, waiting for them to fall over and then moving on. Why even give the player that tool? Also the writing really is horrific. The first game just about held together in an insane manga-esque kind of way if you skipped the endless conversations about radioactive waste dumping, but by the time you've got possessed arms and vampires running around you should probably just stop.
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    Kagemusha Still the only film I've ever seen which might actually be improved by being in HD. It's a bloody good film in any resolution mind.
  14. gaggle64
    ^ Me in twelve months.
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    What I like about them is that at about 1:30-3am on most channels a bit further down the sky menu, it is just constant sex line ads, every break one after the other. If you so wished you could sit there and compare prices before calling.
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    Hell yeah. Lets get tier 2 up in this bitch.
  18. gaggle64
    The weather's been right right crap around here. Many of my friends are MIA. I'm the only member of my family not on some kind of bizarre national excursion or festival trip. The only reason to get a job is as an excuse to get out of the house, though there isn't much about anyway. No plans. To be honest I can't wait for the new academic year to role around.
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    There are a number of theories, the most popular one being that in ancient times (about 650bc some reckon) people would trade produce and services and whatnot with others, eg, I might help a shepard fix up his shed if he was willing to give me one of his lambs for lunch. Of course people started to realise that hauling 6 cows down to the pub to exchange them for some geese and a live beehive wasn't the most practical way to go about things, and that's when metal tokens of a certain value were introduced for an easier form of exchange. Just imagine payday at the call centre with everyone wandering around carrying orange trees and live cattle.
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    Ah. Finally, a nice, pleasant, sunny day. I hope it lasts. Where's this famous "summer" I've heard so much about recently?
  22. gaggle64
    I think the whole team concept is well overdue for some kind of co-op mode. Wider levels with all the classic set pieces might be the way to go at this point I think. PS. Anyone who suggests on foot sections shall have their genitals flayed.
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    Princess Diaries 2 Honestly? Surprisingly decent.
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    I thought it was the best episode of the series, remarkably enthralling. Even Tate outdid herself this time. Although Rose didn't, as my brother suggest "run on without any clothes on to make up for not being in the last two seasons." Can't win em' all I guess.
  25. gaggle64
    Happy Birthday you Nocturnal Canine you. : peace:
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