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mmm... fresh blood. Please post more after this. Many just leave before we have a chance to manipulate them to do our bidding.

I remember watching this at 3am the other day. Which is bizarre as I didn't mean to watch the show I was just feeding my unhealthy obsession with ReZ! I found it funny. The interview with the non gamer in the car was awkward. I <3 akwardness.

My pick is Chocolate buttons that way you can have a snack if you get hungry and they are easy to replace.

That was my exact thought and then my second thought was "I hope Ashley Delivers" Well done sir, you didn't disappoint.

Woops! I forgot to finish mine. :p Here is it uncomplete... so it will just stop. The Day Of The Great Pumpkin ”Look Pipo the streets are lined with the misadventures from last night.” Striker hobbles over to a tattered shirt that was caught in the fence. He sniffs it “bleggh, I’ve never enjoyed the smell of vomit” Striker then opens up the tool bag that is around his waist and pulls out a pair of nail scissors and disentangles the shirt. He gives the shirt to Pipo, his son, who places it in his little pouch. “It’ll have to do” says Striker who still has a disgusted expression across his face. Pipo follows his father further down the road passing by houses as they go. Striker checks the windows as they past but he could only see darkness from within. “There must be some around here somewhere they can’t all have gone! The number we bring back each year gets fewer and fewer” exasperated he picks up speed and sprints past more houses quickly glancing at them as they all blurr into one giant brick monolith. Striker stops at the end of the road out of breath and frustrated. He notices Pipo is still at the other end looking lost. “Come on son we don’t have much time!” Pipo gets on all fours as he hasn’t learnt how to run on two legs yet, and begins to run over. Pipo was not as fast as his dad and he quickly sees something orange flash past the corner of his eye. He pauses and notices that on the doorstep was a Pumpkin looking forlorn. “Papa, I think I’ve found one” shouts Pipo excitedly. Striker dashes back to where Pipo was standing and then gracefully hugs him. “Oh Pipo, you found one so quickly and on your first Halloween, I’m so proud.” The pumpkin was breathing heavily in the corner “help…me...help...me…” the pumpkin repeat through painful gasps. “Son, get the Juice” Pipo fumbled about in his little pouch and brought out this little bottle of blue liquid. He poured it into the poor pumpkins jagged mouth. “Thanks, fortunately I’m not too injured the Bigs didn’t light the candle until the moon had gone down.” She sighs I hope you can save some others. “Don’t worry we will do the best we can what’s your name?” ”My name is Istrella” the pumpkin replies. Striker then turns to Pipo “I’m sorry you have to see your first Halloween like this. It’s been like this as long as I remember. For one night a year the Bigs commit pumpkin genocide and take great pleasure in doing so. It’s disguised as a night where ghosts, goblins and other ridiculous creatures are meant to be more capable of entering this world but we all know they don’t exist.” He addresses the Istrella “hey can you roll okay?” ”I sure can luckily they didn’t cut the top of me open!” her broken mouth contorted into a disturbing grin. The three of them trundled to the end of the down into Shoppers valley. Pipo’s eyes stretched as wide as they could go as he stood at the edge of this cobbled monstrotity that dipped into obscurity. The bottom wasn’t in sight but directly infront of him was an assortment of unusual decorations littering the floor. Strikers face looked heartbroken amoung the stuff on the floor were a few fake bats, a black skirt, plastic pitchforks and several broken bottles. One item caught his attention more than the others though. One was a leaflet which was entitled “Pumpkin Party @ the Blue Bell Pub” it read all welcome £3 entrance, those in fancy dress go free” he shredded it with his claws. “Okay that’s where we are heading, lets get moving.” Istrella instantly lost her grip and flew awkwardly down the hill the cobbled stones denting her precious outside. She was out of control and bouncing all over the place gaining momentum as she went. At this speed she was going to smash into pieces at the bottom. Striker immediately leapt into action and sprinted down after her. He manages to sprint past her. Istrella continued to rush down, she as now going so fast she was now being tossed into the air. She was almost at the bottom of the hill. Striker was waiting there running in all directions unable to decipher where Istrella would end up. Eventually he dives to the left and Istrella lands squarely on top of him knocking him to the floor. “I’m glaf yer sav” mumbles Striker. “What?” asks Istrella as she rolls off his face. “I’m glad you are safe.” He lies flat out on the floor panting. After awhile Striker dusts himself off and gets into action. Suddenly he realises that Pipo is missing. He looks back up the hill but there is nothing insight, he stares at it hoping that Pipo will be slowly crawling over the horizon but to no aveil. He goes into panic mode and starts shouting out for him. “PIPO, PIPO WHERE ARE YOU!?” There was a faint yelp to his left and he could see his son cornered up against a shop wall by a dog on the otherside of the road. Pipo notices his father and Istrella and screams louder. Striker tries to march across the road but as he is doing so he notices a Pumpkin just lying there in the middle of it. “Istrella stay with him for a moment I have to help Pipo” Istrella sits beside the moulding pumpkin and... Bullet points for the rest of the story: - Istrella goes to rescue pumpkin. Some drunk Bigs dressed up accidently squash the pumpkin - Pipio is saved from the dog by his dad and other creatures like them who poke it with sticks until it runs off. - Strike then goes over the pumpkin in the middle of the road and takes its pumpkin seeds. - they then end up in the Bluebell where they meet another injured pumpkin and find a metal bottle cap amoung the broken glass. Striker pulls out a thin strip of metal and slides it into his specially designed cloak on his back. “Pipo can you pass me the shirt please” Pipo rummages about in the pouch and pulls out the ripped cloth. Striker scrapes the sick off with his claws and then... - They tie a make shift carrier to Striker and put the pumpkin in it. - They shine the bottle cap to attract the attention of a magpie -They tie the pumpkin stretcher to the magpie place Istrella and the other pumpkin it and get on top of it and fly back to where they live. - they get to where they live (which is in a field) and it's like a refugee camp full of injured pumpkins. - There they celebrate " The day of the Great Pumpkin" which falls on the same day as Halloween. - This is where the pumpkins came and saved the creatures from the attack of Crows. Strikers wife was killed but one of the Pumpkins protected their life and saved his Son Pipio which is why they try and save the Pumpkins from the Bigs every year. - Also they plant the Pumpkin Seeds from the pumpkin they couldn't save so he lives on in some way.

I love character creation mode. Immense lulz.

My day was triangles. SO MANY TRIANGLES! I CAN STILL SEE THEM. That and last night I went to bed at 7:30am. I wasn't even doing anything interesting. Unless y'all like a game of "I should have gone to sleep hours ago Tetris". good times. Other than the triangles slowly infiltrating my brain I've had a good day. Played some Soul Calibur 4 and went to medieval re enactment society. Played with some swords and spears. I'm alright at defending (read: running away) but I have not agression in my body to build up impact for an attack! This evening I finally got the T Spin achievement on Tetris. hardest challenge thus far.

How I Met Your Mother I laughed so hard this week at Marshall trying to tell Lily that he doesn't want to do the dishes. brilliant.

I pay £10 pounds to have my almighty mushroom beast tamed!

SO I AM IN THE MOOD FOR SOME HEAVY METAL. ANY RECCOMENDATIONS? Also what I've been listening to recently: Lady Gaga - Bad Romance- Single It's brilliant. Cheryl Cole I like it. It's not very good! but I'm endeared to it. Perhaps it's my infactuation for Cheryl Cole Speaking or the fact that is has a different sound to what I thought it would have which I actually prefer. Too much Will.i.am. he kind of steals from Cheryl Cole Sometimes. 6/10 Shakira This has definately grown on me! 7/10 The Saturdays I've only listened to it once. First play through I enjoyed it at the time but I don't remember any of the songs so for now. 6/10 Simian Mobile Disco I LOVE THIS ALBUM. Over the months it has charmed me more and more and each song is unique while flowing nicely with each other and creating an overall awesome experience. Turn the Dial is ridiculously addictive to listen to. I just can't stop playing it while I'm out and about! 8/10 Tegan and Sara First listen through it was a solid affair. Again I'm not familiar with the songs as of yet so I'll have to give it another listen but so far: 7/10

I saw that! really? Wow. That is definately a new person to be compared to! I'll take it as a compliment. I bought: Stranglehold Too Human This is what I call gaming on a budget!

I love Monsters VS Aliens. My only gripe is that it really is Monsters vs ALIEN. There is only one (albeit multiplied.) There are more giant robots than Aliens! BOLT I forgot how awesome this is! I loved it to bits. Seemed a bit shorter this time round but it retained the funnies and I enjoyed the whole journey and the story is very well told. Unlike some of these animated features (I'm looking at you Bee Movie) which forget to make it in anyway interesting! 8/10

My day so far has been great! I always wake up early ALWAYS except on a wednesday everytime it's 8:30-8:45 and my seminar is at 9! Should probably go to bed earlier but alas that isn't gonna happen. So I almost stepped outside confused and in my dressing gown but fortunately I came to my senses and quickly got dressed and rolled deodrant all over me (I'mma have a refreshing shower in a minute!) This week I've been making tortilla's again instead of KFC. I forgot how delicious they are! So I had my Seminar this morning, telling us how to write introductions and stuff. I also have this group thing to do. I hate working in groups, you can never rely on people! It's getting late to get the stuff in now, I've done my stuff but the rest of my group is not very coherent and we've barely even made eye contact with each other let alone speak! I'll have to get it all done tomorrow so I can somehow get on with it by myself! Other than that. I did some work when I got back this morning had lunch and now I'm going to have as shower, play Stranglehold (last level) and just relax! I also had my public speaking class today which as an impromptu speech on "awesome halloween costumes" that was a fun 3 minutes of my life. I didn't realise how much rubbish I can spew out if given the chance. :p Though I'm so annoyed I forgot to talk about Egyptian cats! bane of my life.

Okay! So I finished Soul Eater the other day! The ending is a bit hash but the rest is extremely good. I got emotionally attached to the characters as they went through and was Wow'd several times! I was just so aroused during the whole thing! Maka is annoying though. fact. Now onto the manga! I've moved onto Hellsing at the moment!

I'm making my way through my short story for this. Not long to go but I think I'll finish it of later!

Awesome! though this may mean I have to find another way to sleep on my bed... sideways? I would continuously spin in my sleep.

okay today I'm glad I stayed in. The whole town seemed to have gone mental. I ventured out at about one to get some crisps and there were smashed pumpkins everywhere, vomit and I was a little on edge because everyone was dressed up and had big plastic knives but it was hard to tell! Anyway my evening. I spent my Halloween with my friend watching Soul Eater (anime) We finished it which was epic! Then we went to get snacks and watched Bolt! great night. Best Halloween I've ever had.

I will do! Once I've finished the anime. I also need to catch up with Naruto and Fairytail. So Yesterday we got to episode 44 not long to go!

That film is misleading like Titanic. I went in thinking "This will be a laugh" boy was I wrong.

My Birthday haul! Curb Your Enthusiasm: Seasons 1-6 Boxset Bolt The Veronicas: Unhooked The Machinist Awesome face keyring Simpsons Confidential Never hit a jellyfish on the head with a spade Simpsons Season 10 THINGS I HAVE BOUGHT: Simpsons Season 1 Simpsons Season 11 Cheryl Cole - 3 Words I got these items with my birthday money. I only need Season 12 of The Simpsons on DVD and then I'm up to date with what they've released.

Up! Surprisingly amazing! sooooooo good. Heart warming in everyway. A terrific tale that gets the balance for children and adults just right! The first five minutes are gut wrenchingly emotional, I almost cried. The story was brilliant and expertly told. I cared about the characters involved and it still had the usual pixar flare and humour. I tell you were the tears got to me in this film

Yep! That face made me laugh so hard. It needed avataring! I've been rewatching Soul Eater recently with my friend. Still good. I'mma finish it this time. 30 episodes in about 3 evenings so far. (which also includes watching American Dad)

*hugs Dan*

Birthday Happiness, fellows!