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Heeeerreee's Athriller. More to come later today.

Those of you that lurk the Woosel forums will know that Der Ant called me out on Halo yesterday. We played. 1v1 on Lockout, I killed him 6 times and then he quit. But then I didn't really expect much from someone who blindly runs towards you with an SMG whilst you're holding the sword.

One of my friends at uni used to make some fantastic open-face omelettes. I ganked his recipe and added my own unique awesome to it. Mike's 5-Egger Omelette of Awesome For this filling (and great morning-after) meal, you will need the following: 5 eggs Chopped onion 1 diced tomato Half tin of sweetcorn Diced ham Any other random sandwich meat you have in the fridge Grated cheese Pepper Milk (optional) You can get economy versions of most of these at the local supermarket. 1. Mix the eggs in a bowl. Season with lots of pepper. If I had any leftover milk I used to add a little bit to it. 2. Butter a pan. Add the tomatoes and onion. Cook until they are soft. Add the eggs. Keep it at a medium temperature. 3. Add the ham, other meat and the sweetcorn. 4. Once the top portion of the omelette starts to cook, add the cheese. Once that starts to melt it's usually cooked. 5. Put it onto your plate. This is an open-face omelette, so no need to worry about folding it or anything fiddly. 6. Eat. Enjoy.

We're really starting to get into the dregs of the thread subjects, huh?

Both of us will have some time to create cards tomorrow, so expect an influx. I also updated my first post to say that the list is not a queue, it is simply a list of people that want their cards done. We will be doing who we want, when we want.

I think I found you.

So, are we allowed to donate to this cause? I'd be willing to offer some money towards it.. provided you complete certain tasks I set, of course. I like making people do stupid stuff.

Random piece of fanart, that isn't official. Also, I agree with this guy's views on Metroid Pinball. My copy came on Monday, it is a very fun handheld game.

http://live.xbox.com/member/CTU%20Mason

Goddamnit, you beat me to it.

You were all leeching off my skill. Proof. Just kidding, some really enjoyable games this afternoon.

8/10. I always enjoy your sigs. Now RATE ME.

Album - Queen, the platinum collection Book - How to make a Super Nintendo out of coconuts and grass Food - Spaghetti and Meatballs Person - John Locke, to hunt boars for when I get bored of spaghetti and meatballs

Jordan is done. Athriller is next. I've updated the first post to show the latest card done, and added a list of everyone that wants one done. We decided we're going to try and produce the cards in order of who posted first, so if you want one done relatively soon i'd suggest posting now.

Again, just to clarify, Guy will actually be drawing you people for the cards. We need pictures just so we can get an idea of what you look like.

Yeah, just to clarify, it's only us doing the cards. And I never played the Pokemon Card Game, so I have no idea on how overpowered statistics are and whatnot. I figure i'll just make my own system up, not base it on the original Pokemon Card's stats. Of course if any of you have suggestions, feel free to post them here.

Update 2/11 - Me and Guy decided we are not going to go down the list in order, but instead pick and choose which ones we want to do and when. People I know a little bit better and longtime members will get one sooner. This will prevent the both of us from going insane. ----------------------- I was very bored tonight so I decided to come up with this little project. Anyone who has used/seen Pokémon cards will be right at home with this. With the help of Guy (The3rdChildren), I have decided to create "Battle Cards" based on RE's lovely forum users. Guy (who is of course a talented comic artist) creates the pictures for the cards, and I do the rest. Each card is just like a Pokémon card - each battler will have their own unique picture, moves, stats, etc. There are also 6 different elements (think Fire, Ice, Leaf etc) that each battler shall hold, and that shall be used to perform their moves. They are: Intelligence, Literacy, Humour, Creativity, Anger and Spam. Each battler will have their own dominant statistic. And so this is where I need you to come in. Obviously we have some of the more prolific and long-time members lined up for their own battle cards, but we need your input if you want a card based on yourself. So, if you want your own card, please respond to this post with: your picture, your height, your weight, what group you're a part of if any (uber leets, blood monkeys, etc) and a small description of what you do, what you like, etc so we can get an idea of what attacks we'll use for you. We'll strive to create all of the requests that we get, but obviously it will take a while. We'll also pick and choose when we want to do certain cards (long-time members will obviously get some sort of priority as it's more fun to do them). Symbols: Red Circle = Anger Purple Circle = Spam Blue Circle = Intelligence Green Circle = Humour Orange Circle = Literacy Yellow Circle = Creativity LATEST CARD - Bowser57 Members on the list: (Link to each card is under "Done!") CubeChris - Done! Jordan - Done! Athriller - Done! Ray Falling - Done! marshmellow_7 - Done! Mr_Odwin - Done! Haden The_Villan854 Raining_again dabookerman rokhed00 - Done! Moria Dieter kopo Blackfox soag Arragaun rizz Calza Smalldude76 Stocka dukkadukka CVD - Done! Eenuh #1cubeplayer Owario Replika Emo Sprout Tphi Stranger Dyson Twozzok Fatrox Caris Haver Bowser57 - Done! Wes MoogleViper Sarka Offerman Triple_C The_Fish Dan_Dare sarkas_girly bob EEVILMURRAY Adrian DX Surrealist Yamcha

I did. RCT: Wild looks pretty cool. As far as I know it finally adds the much-needed Jurassic themeing and Jeep ride. Jurassic Park Jeep Adventure ahoy!

Yes, I own Rollercoaster Tycoon 3 but, like Dieter, I don't like it. Sure, the graphics are nice, and the firework displays were a nice touch.. but it just lacks the fun, addictiveness and ease-of-use that the original had. I could go on and on for pages about all the little details that annoy me about it, but that's for another day. RCT3: Soaked made it marginally better with the addition of (basic) tunnels and Loudspeakers (something that was always lacking in RCT1&2, but could be worked around by placing a small ride underground with music on). I've still spent a fair bit of time on it because, even though the controls are niggly, end results certainly are impressive. Here's a couple of pictures of (incomplete) projects: Entrance Plaza: Jurassic Park River Rapids:

Rollercoaster Tycoon for the win. I used to spend hours upon hours making stuff like this: Edit - Diablo 2 gets an honourable mention for taking away 2 years of my life.

KILLER INSTINCT 3. PLEASE.

After returning home this afternoon, I promptly inspected my old email account. Sure enough, like Guy, I have recieved a response. I don't think i've ever laughed so much in my life. ============== Date: 25th October 2005 Dear Mike Thank you for your recent e-mail regarding Hot Tub Ranking, and please allow us to apologise for the delay in responding. There was no secret made of the fact that Friday 21st's episode of Hot Tub Ranking would feature a role reversal of the traditional format. You will be pleased to know that this Friday's episode is a return to the show's original premise of 5 girls being judged by 3 men. We have also logged your disapproval of Mia's hosting of the show for the attention of all relevant Five personnel. Thank you for your interest in Five. Yours sincerely VIEWER ADVISOR ============== Oh Channel 5, thank you for brightening my day.

i just always stay logged in lol lol lol!

I load kids onto rollercoasters and make them sick. I also make kids cry when I tell them they're not tall enough to ride. I love my job.

I've already written my top 10 FPS weapons here - http://www.woosel.com/specials/top10/fpsweapons.php It's a little outdated now (i'd add some guns from Halo 2 and Half Life 2) but you get the idea all the same. [/plug]