bob

When i moved into my rented student housing last september, we found out that we were living on the 'wrong side of the tracks' and the first local newspaper had news of TWO separate murders within 300 metres of our house. One drugs killing with a slit throat, and one relationship orientated stabbing. Wicked.

I was happily waiting for Die Hard to come on, when i discovered to my horror that my local itv channel had dropped the awesome film from the sheduling only to replace it with 2 or three crappy housing programs or some such rubbish equivalent! Try living in Wales, it's like being trapped in a horses rectum.

It rather annoys me when people go on about how they couldn't possibly eat this and that because it contains dirty dirty colourings and flavourings and isnt organic, and then go out and drink 105 units of alcohol. Where is the logic in that? Also, people who don't understand sarcasm. Ruining my fun.... EDIT: If you're waiting to cross a road, and the car coming up sees you and slows down 'just in case you leap out' and makes you wait even longer for it to pass and then closes the gap behind it so you have to wait even longer!!! Damn cars.

My favourite country is probably Kenya, specifically the countryside around the Masai Mara. I'm not really one for big cities or huge amounts of people, and the feeling of being surrounded by miles and miles of nothing but plants and animals is awesome...

I saw a picture of a guy who had got run over by a truck a couple of years ago, and it freaked me out for a week....bits of him everywhere...

Thats no air guitar! I beleive it is in fact an actual guitar! With strings and everything!

I'm afraid not even americans are stupid enough to spell it like that. Genious is not a word.

Do you go to Warwick? What year are you in? The actual exam dates havent been released, but you can get some 'pencilled in' ones which are subject to change.

I dont get it? Spirited away.....forever floating on a horse?

Where the hell is advanture island? I havent heard of that one.... Oh, i see....in LON-DON. Continue.

Oh, well i wont try asking then... I have three exams before the weekend, then tickets to go see Muse at Wembley on the saturday, then three more exams on the monday tuesday wednesday. Going to be a fun week for me!

I have a week left of my holiday still. I dont mind going back though. I really need to start my revision though....

Nah, this one didnt have a restaurant attached, it was solely a big warehouse full of slides, ball pits, swinging things etc.

Yeah, my pencil case hasn't fared too well.... there is a large hole in the bottom which you can't see in that too....plus, i never actually paid for mine! It came free with some dairy-lea cheese inside it. Bargain! To whoever was talking about the muscles leading down to your groin, i am reliably informed that they are called the 'Loins of Adonis' So now you know.

Hehe, just messing around with a gif making program.

Not true!! I think i speak for most of us when i say i'm looking forward to 'driving a minibus'.

That three legged dude of the coca cola ad looks suspiciously like Rooney...

I kept same pencil case through years 6,7,8,9,10,11,12 and 13 at school. By the end, it had no zip and several large holes in it. I still kept it though. I dont use a pencil case at uni, but if i did, it would probably be that one. Edit: And here it is!

I'm afraid i dont know of one in Glasgow....mine was in North Wales....but if there is some sort of Childrens Playland type place you should try and find out if they do adult nights (alot of places do). Look in the yellow pages. Or yell.com

You should definately, without doubt, rent out a childrens funland for the evening. I did for my 18th and it was awesome! They even sold us alcohol!

Actually, we were told in our Biomedical materials module, that in LEDCs (not specificallly Iran and NKorea) they often skip out animal testing anyway, and go straight to testing on humans.

Bastards swapped my 'b's round!!!

I preferred the other xbox one. The one with the dancing maggot. Found it: breakdancing maggot FTW!

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Hehe, i do that. It's so much cheaper! Dude if you are ever in a weatherspoons, try the non-alcoholic pear coppaberg. Its lovely! I can blow air out of both my eyes. Well if we are boasting, i got 8 100% in my a-level exams I've done that too. It tastes of doughy fish just in case you cared. I get told all the time that i look like Jim Carrey I used to live in Botswana and St. Lucia I have never broken a bone in my body. I have dropped a dead body by mistake. I hate the sound of someone rubbing a balloon My Wii is called Hildegaard. I like the smell of rain on concrete.