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Actually with Lee Evans, i think it might be him. I used to really like him, then a couple of Christmasses ago i got his new DVD and i'twer rubbish. Maybe if you went back and watched some old stuff you might find it funny? Or perhaps they aren't the sort of jokes that you can watch again and again and continue to find them funny. Some things are funny the first time, but not after repeat viewings.

Ah, cool. I managed to work out that he probably wasn't a Chelsea fan and then got stuck.

Sorry i can't be bothered to look back to find out who you are talking about. Who is 'us'? (Who do you support?)

I doodoo hope that this thread doesn't take a turd for the worse.

Well now we have a conundrum. You are King of the Badass, meaning you are my king (as I am a badass), but i am the ultimate badass (there can be no badder ass!) so i must be more badass than you. So here is my problem. Who gets to wear the Badass Badge?

I got bored of only having Android 2.1 on my phone (the original Xperia X10 mini), so i rooted it and installed Gingerbread 2.3.7 on it. Now i am the ultimate badass because i have slightly different software on my mobile phone. EDIT: My phone is green.

Bah! The results i took wednesday are shit. I suspect the results i took yesterday are too. Everything on my experimental rig is breaking. I had to stand up on the bus this morning. Our boiler broke so i couldn't have a shower. Worse day ever.

Well if this does go ahead, i wish for: Lesley Garrett: I'm glad I spent it with you. and Shane MacGowan: It's such fun. Thank you very much.

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Do you like the cut of this jib?

You accidentally a whole packet of polos?

Well when i first did it, i didn't know how good the 'getting money back' bit was, and you aren't guarenteed to get your money back from any of them, so in effect it is basically charity. But i think we can all agree that there's nothing wrong with charity. I think it's generally a good thing though. Like Moogleviper said, you can just donate the money you get back to another person and keep helping that way.

I don't think you get interest no, so in that way it is not very Dragony.

It only ruined it because he split it wrong.

A couple of Skyrim videos.

These puns are all very good, I merlot-er down the joke scale i think, although I chardonnay what all the fuss is about.

Absolutely. The other person i loaned to hasn't started paying me back yet, so i'm looking into flights over there to make then see sense. Going to be costly, but it'll make them all more receptable in the long run...

There's a cider this thread that i don't really like.

My friend brought my attention to this website where you can 'loan' people in poorer countries money, which they then use to fund their businesses, and eventually (supposedly) pay you back. I loaned a couple of people $25, and kind of forgot about it, not really caring whether i got the money back, thinking it would basically just be a donation to charity, and then i got an email today saying one of my loanees had started repaying me back! Right now i feel like Peter Jones or Duncan Banatyne (Deborah Meaden, not so much). Once they start paying you back, you can either wait until you have enough credit to make a new loan to someone else, or remove the money to paypal. http://kiva.org/invitedby/joseph3049 or if you don't want to be invited by me: www.kiva.org It's pretty badass.

Carlos Tevez reminds me of Charizard; ignoring commands and making Ash look like a fool. He'll start obeying Mancini once he gains the relevant Gym badge. In other words, if Man City need to win some silverware to keep him.

*Off topic* Juliette Lewis is craaaaaaaaaazy. *On topic* I have no problem when bands 'sell out'. In a lot of cases it makes the music more awesome when it's being used for cool adverts and shizzle. I can sort of understand musicians not wanting to lend their music to products/causes that they don't agree with though. I too would be pissed off if my music was being used to promote sweatshops or similar.

We're not out of the woods yet yew guys, this thread could still be locked for having no real porpoise.

Fixed. You'rewelcome.

Yes surely the flaw in that film is that Kristen Stewart isn't the fairest of them all. I'm putting that on the IMDB 'goof' page.