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Big-Assed-Mewling-Fanny?

Took me a while, but i finally workout what BAMF stands for....without Google.

I'm not sure i remember being as sad at a piece of news.... http://www.nature.com/news/dna-has-a-521-year-half-life-1.11555 Scientists find that there is no way we'll ever be able to get DNA from dinosaurs....

I remember when i played Spiderman 2 for the Gamecube, I was doing the last boss Dr Octopus (Spoilers!). Anyway, so i was having a hard time of it, as he kept knocking me down with his tentacles anytime i came near him, so i ended up swinging around the room, nipping in and doing some quick damage before running away again. It was a very long, slow process, which was taking ages. I'd been doing it for about 30 mins and had taking barely any health off him. Then one time i got in too close and he trapped me in a corner, and raised his arms to bitchslap me, which was when i noticed the 'spidey sense' alert thing come up as he did so, something i hadn't noticed before. Quick as a fucking spider, i press the dodge button, and Spidey counters the slap, and counters with a punch of his own; i didn't even realise you could do that! Then I counter another punch, and another, until Dr Oct has little to no health left, before i rise up and kick the crap out of that biotch. It was amazing, it felt like a movie when the hero is getting beaten, and then goes for one last push when he's trapped in the corner, and rises up and destroys him like the bit in the end of the Matrix. Awesome.

Apparently the Muslim players won't be able to wear the new shirts, as money lending is against Sharia law...

So you have to sponsor one person and not just the whole team? Who to choose?!

This too is pretty damned awesome: through for some info on it, but it's basically a game engine that is based entirely around physics, so rather than have animation determining how an enemy dies, or how your head bobs or how the gun recoils, it's all determined by physics as you go. Even the players running are powered forward by the physics of their legs!

BBC Have Your Say-ers disagree with everything. If there was an article about shit smelling, they would say the opposite.

THIS gif. Is awesome.

I've always thought the same thing about paedophiles, but never brought it up for fear that it would be too controversial, but i agree with you. For most of them, it isn't really their fault that that is what they are attracted to, and as long as they don't act on it (or support people who do; child porn etc) then i don't see how you can arrest them/ label them as terrifying beasts.

Is that dress really 'the edgiest of fashions'? REALLY?!

I for one feel sorry for Suarez. I mean look at what he has to put up with:

Apparently if it gets lost, it just goes to one of your most visited sites. That's what i heard.

I had no idea Charlie was Moria until now either. I swear i turn my back for a second.....

There you go. FIXED.

I think even if i knew i'd still have been confused. Online i tend to associate people by theur username rather than a mental image of what they look like (if i know at all). All it takes is for them to change their name and i lose my mental image of who they are.

No way!! People shouldn't be allowed to change their usernames! How am i supposed to keep up? Why do you think i've had the same lame-ass name for 10 and a half years?

Wow.....that's a real 'blast from the past'. Found one of my old posts back in 2003, but my profile wasn't archived. Imma keep trying though. Forgotten loads of old people like Athriller, Apple NdiB, Spieluhr, Ford, X-Treme Cube, Blackbird, Kingofunrealuk... I wonder where they all went.... edit: Rizz! double edit: Oh man, i missed my 10th anniversary by like 6 months... Also, the 'Bouncy Boobs (56k warning)' thread had all missing links.....this sucks.

Oh my goodness, i hope he's okay!

How do you know that?

Watched the A'murican Sherlock attempt 'Elementary', starring Johnny Lee Miller as Holmes and Lucy Liu(sp?) as Watson. Twas rubbish. Like a boring episode of CSI.

Nachodiscojesus?

Tom Baker?

Don't you have to double tap the home button to bring it up? I've accidentally done it a couple of times but not a lot... Gaining root doesn't really have any downsides other than if you want to upgrade your OS later down the line through your network, i.e in an OTA upgrade. Then you might get some issues. Although you can always just unroot before you upgrade I suppose... Basically if you're going to root, make sure it's a tried and tested method with a low risk, you don't want to brick your phone!

Spiderman 2 is the best game ever, or one of.