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I've never understood why the credibility of the prosecutor/officer etc has anything to do with it. So what if they're a murderer/sex offender/Jimmy Saville, it makes no difference to the fact of whether Oscar did it or not. If he is found unfit to do his job. Remove him and use someone else. It shouldn't make a difference to the Pistorius case at all.

Had the best match of my life last night. Literally, it was awesome. Best bit was when i tried out the Gauss Hog gun thing. So much easier to shoot with no bugger trying to drive you around! I killed about 8 people until someone on my team ruined it by climbing in and driving towards the enemy, who then destroyed us. Rubbish. Not sure if this link will work... Nothing makes you feel like a badass more than destroying n00bs, amiright?

I think it will be 2 -1 with 7 chances.

I think 'walking the cat' is the correct euphemism there. Walking the dog is the innocent one fo sho.

In every press conference from now on, i think.

Have just had it pointed out that the '4' in PS4 looks like a tent that's blown over. Cannot unsee.

Was it just me, or did Witness look like Myst?

I like that fact that it had yesterdays date on all the camera feeds. Not very subtle, but still cool.

Some appalling camera angles in that first video. Hopefully you're not just limited to playing with 90% of your view covered by car interior.

I thought there was going to be a twist to the trailer, and you didn't even play as Knack. It turned out he was the bad guy and you play as a goblin trying to bring him down.

The fuck? Was that two different games? First one looked cool though, and may be even better if it has the helicopters from the second bit in it. I've always wanted to fight a dragon from a helicopter with a sword.

Weren't we the only two anyway? I concede defeat at the utter volume of puns from Inter. A deluge.

I know Harlem Shake videos are a bit old now. But this one is incredible.

No-one's looking at your suit Rummy. It's all about the earthenware next to you. Is that a porcelain hand?! Incredible.

Cool. Cool, cool, cool.

At first i though the 'Turbo' reference was some obscure thing about games becoming shit when the name 'turbo' is added to the end. Yeah it didn't make sense in my mind either. Glad they went with the guy actually being called Turbo.

I have Roy Litchenstein pyjamas. I am that cool.

Oh is that the room where you walk around and never get wet?

Gervinho is worth it just for the forehead jokes. I really don't think anything is going to be solved by getting rid of Wenger though.

There was a good post on Reddit by a guy who has been supporting Arsenal for 40 years, who said that basically this 8 year drought is nothing special, and current supporters were a bit spoilt by the massive success 10+ years ago. He put it better than me.

It's weird that i might bump into Dog-amoto on a train now....

If it didn't feel like standing in the rain, you should get your money back.

The following is how i would classify toilets: Mens (from experience): Like stepping into the shallows of the Ganges at Kumbh Mela, this could possibly be the foulest place on earth. Hold your breath for as long as you can, and try not to touch anything that doesn't need touching. However, no queues, in and out in (hopefully) one breath. Womens (i'm imagining): Like having a tinkle at the perfume counter in Selfridges. You could eat your food off the floor, and there are flowers and pretty things to look at everywhere. However, you'll need something nice to look at when you're stood in the queue for the next 4 hours. The whole gender neutral toilet sounds like it will just be the worst of both worlds.

Oh whaaaaat?!!! 11 O'Clock PM? I though it was this morning! Crap. I'm sat at my computer like a numpty waiting for nothing.

Sometimes i think we need a WTF Internet?! thread, but for now, this will go in here: