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Happy Birthday Monsieuer. May you get a card covered in crude penis drawings.

@Rummy I was confused because i didn't have a headset, and so could barely hear you. I was further confused because you could somehow hear me. Then i realised it was the Kinect microphone! Anywho, without a headset you are very quiet. I shall have to see if i can find my headset for next time.

Speaking of indecency, Mr Fantastic looks like he's stroking his chin with his penis...

Well maybe I would if I was gojng die if i didn't, but what he said was 'gladly'... :what:

Ha! What's the record for biggest win margin? Could we maybe put the list of teams and their respective forum managers in the first post like last season? I can't possibly be expected to remember them all.

My dad came up with what he thinks is a 'genius' idea where all players are forced to wear 'slippy' silky gloves that prevent them being able to hold onto each others shirts. I don't imagine FIFA will ever agree to that...

I never joke about things of great import.

I don't think Tesco Value Bolognase has ever been accused of being 'delicious'....

Oh that's what the 'N' in N-Europe stands for! I did wonder. It makes no difference to me since i only view the forum by 'new posts' and therefore miss what subforums they're posted in.

I'd say mustard rather than marmite. But there are benefits to having a car that colour (which probably don't balance the downside of it having crappy resale value), my mum had a VW Passat in that colour, and it was always really easy to find it in a busy carpark!

A friend told me there's a version of that case that actually travels along a small section of track on your desk. Worth it surely?

I'm not sure about this threadrip....it makes me look like some sort of stairs lunatic. Anyway, back to interesting stairs stories. The other day i was wearing some new shoes and took the stairs (obviously!) but these new shoes had a slightly different heel to my old pair, and therefore i found myself tumbling forward after having tripped by not quite clearing one of the stairs. Luckily there was no-one else around, and i was able to quickly scurry up the rest of the flight and bundle to safety. I read somewhere that an individual step only has to be a fraction of an inch higher than it's fellow step brethren to trip people up.

I understand that there is a line that has to be drawn, in order to differentiate between legal and illegal tackles, but i think the line has been drawn on the wrong side of 'contact'. If the contact isn't enough to make you fall over, it isn't a foul.

"I guess he's an Xbox, and I'm more Atari, But the way you play your game ain't fair."

....go on.....?

I think that i should warn everyone in the lower league this season... ...that i almost sort of know what i'm doing now.

For some people it is apparently. They just can't handle it.

That you know of...... Jayseven thought he'd not eaten horse in 12 years before today too.... What's to stop them putting horse in mushrooms huh?! HUH?!

Anything over 4-5 floors is acceptable i suppose. But there are people in the library i'm in who get in the lift to go down two floors (for which it is quicker to use the stairs, i checked). I get annoyed at people who go 'up' the same distance, but i suppose at least that can be hard work for some lazy people. I just get annoyed very easily when i'm in the library surrounded by students. I can get annoyed at non-ridiculous things too! Genocide for instance, what's all that about eh? Doesn't that just get your goat?

People who get in a lift to go down. Are they not affected by gravity? Do they attempt to use stairs but just hover over the first step, incapable of moving down without mechanical help?

Were you blowing your nose in a toilet whilst coughing? I hear it's becoming quite an epidemic.

When i was reading up on them, i found nothing to suggest that SSD's fail quickly. You may have to treat them differently to HDD's though. Google SSD maintenence or something like that to find out about turning off defragmentation etc which does shorten the life of an SSD apparently...

I just upgraded to a SSD on my laptop and it is the greatest thing i have ever done. (Sorry, Other Life Achievements!) It's worth buying an SSD just to install Windows on it i think even if you'll be running software off a HDD (even though i doubt you have enough software to fill up your SSD). I got a 120gb one and it fits windows and all my programs on it fine with space to spare. I don't think they're going to come down in price that much really, just get faster and better etc for the same price, so you may as well do it now and reap the benfits now.

Maybe you need to go down the old white gloves and tweezers route?

Speaking of fashion.... My Poke-costume for my Poke-party.