bob

I like to imagine the smug faces of the teams who were above them turn to terror as first Crystal Pulis, then Sunderpoyet just disappear into the heady positions of mid table. I've put together a game plan. Emailing it to Neil now. It involves at least 6 strikers. None of which are RVW.

Fix up look slightly sideways!

Oh hello 16-4 with a cool head from my training academy. Nice to meet you.

This thread is making me thirsty.

Christ, i've got to stop putting win bonuses on all my games, i'm going to bankrupt myself. Forgot I'm not in the middle league anymore!

I think it's a euphemism for cocaine.

Oh, on Tapatalk it only shows up as three colours...

That's probably a warning of how boring it is working there. Beware!

Why are some alliances coloured differently? I reckon it'll be 2-1 to my new Alliance teammate, and 8 gold hearts.

Madpool got beat, that's what! He only had 5 chances and scored 4 though. I'll have to have a word with my rear strikers.

Why would you think that @Frank?

It's good to talk...

I bet Serkis ends up doing some motion capture for some alien or spaceship or some such bullshit.

Poor Bob. I had no idea he was so old!

Ha! What a noob!

I use Lynx Africa anti-perspirant because it works and I like the smell. All you people who don't sweat or smell a lot can get off your high, sweet-smelling horses as it's very easy to say 'Oh I never wash or wear horrible sprays' if you have no need.

I always wonder what people who aren't on the forum think of us who are.

HAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAHAAHAAAA!

Great write up! I liked the randomly chosen alliances from two seasons ago, but that's because no one ever picked me...

That's only been like a week and a half though right? I've only had about 15 youths through in the time I've been playing, so I don't think they are ever that speedy.

If the tactics are 'hold out for a draw and try and nick it on the break or via a defensive slip-up', I'd say that was spot on.

My advice: 1) Be attractive 2) Don't be unattractive

My least favourite trees were the indestructible saplings that could stop a truck traveling at 100mph in any of the GTA games.

I thought it was going to be Gerry Baboona. I are sad now...

Get well soon Madpool/dog! We'll need to show these cretins in the lower league how to score goals!