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Went canoeing today. It was okay...

Went canoeing today. It was okay...

I'd quite like to go to New York. See the Friends apartment. Oh wait!

I'd quite like to go to New York. See the Friends apartment. Oh wait!

You guys should try being a brown haired, brown eyed, white dude. It's awful.

You guys should try being a brown haired, brown eyed, white dude. It's awful.

Ha! I'm the other way around. I'm thinking I might buy the Witcher once I'm done with this game, and it's going cheap.

That's the one.

I feel like I knew that already... ...maybe it was the photo you posted in the User Photos thread.

I want Wales to win (10 years living in Wales) but I think Belgium have a better chance of beating Portugal. I don't want Drawtugal in the final.

Why are you guys all spelling 'form' wrong?

It gets clearer as you move on, don't worry. Just try and stick to missions near to your level to insure you don't race ahead.

I love it when Americans refer to Africans as African American.

Generally I would just pick the parts that made my kart look the most ridiculous, but then I was never in it to win it.

They've managed to be part of the most boring and the second most boring games in the tournament, as well.

Does anyone else think that "Invoking Article 50" sounds a bit like "Executing Order 66". I always imagine Cameron (or Boris, or whoever) done up like Palpatine, hissing the order out at their minions.

It's probably good for Gove then that there are very few situations where pissing on someone would save their life. Maybe if he was being stung by a large jellyfish? If he had a small, localised fire on him? If you somehow needed to assert dominance on a pack of wolves who were circling to kill Gove, and you piss on him to claim him as yours? I think he's pretty safe. Still, i can't let a post about Gove go without mentioning that he's a knobjockey and a cockwobble.

Oh God I want it all to end. Gove cannot be allowed to be Prime Minister.

Yep. Defo their fault. 100%.

Yes, but we can now stand on our own two feet.... ...for about 6 months before we topple over and end up in a wheelie bin.

Christ, if it was me, I'd be like "just give me the money and bugger off".

You monster!

Yeah, it's a glitch I think. It's the same with my copy. The alarms should disappear once the mission is done, but they don't. The combat is a bit button bashy, I agree. But it does get a bit better once you start to line up multiple multifinisher moves.