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I'm willing to bet most people would realise this.

That wasn't funny. Half of that was dangerous/ JUST PLAIN WRONG.

Except he doesn't play a lot. Easily injured, although that isn't to say Fabregas isn't injury free. Also about this Fergie Time- It has only been called so because Man U are renowned for scoring late goals, only plonkas (lol!) claim it as lucky. It isn't like they're all awarded freak penalties by the referees to change the score. And those statistics posted by Murr, sure they show other teams being awarded more penalties, but it would be really hard to have any true basis since it is more about whether the penalties were rightly given or wrongly not given. Vidic has been a lucky boy several times not to concede penalties, he just loves holding on to people.

The rides nearby are terrible as well. It really has gone downhill and I think just the 'reputation' is keeping it going because any new visitors soon realise what a mistake they've made. Some of your pictures have made it look a lot better than it really is so well done :p

Just got paid £20 to tutor the neighbour's kids spanish for an hour. I said that can be for two sessions because I didn't want to be paid much as it just gives me something to do and nice to teach. One of them was eager to learn, the other sort of got bored after a while.

It has appeared in a few adverts and Horrible Bosses recently. No idea why I love it though.

IF only Fergie actually told them to win it then, just to really crush their spirit. That would be managerial brilliance.

Abused baby boobies grow up to abuse other chicks I'm so immature I found this funny.

I didn't buy this, instead my friend made it from scratch. Just a normal blue t-shirt. Was for my birthday and I've been too lazy to upload till now.

Will you be living on your own? I think Nightwolf and Eddie covered a lot actually. I was going to live with a friend in London, but decided to stay at home and save because getting on the property ladder (in the far future) will be hard if all my money is spent on renting. That being said, I may go mad living at home for an extended period of time so renting may be my only option!

Why did you choose Southend-on-Sea?! What a craphole. Having to pay to get on that pier now, what a rip-off! Do you live nearby?

About the crispy soup, battered broth? I was definitely NOT thinking that :p It was okay, the Evian were bad taste but slightly amusing. Although for the Tsunami, you just did dirt? Surely you could add a few other things.

We never learnt what his word was, I was "close" with complete apparently. Then he left! Also, I've woken up still angry that people didn't get emerald! :p

There is no room =[

Its a game against fellow rivals, you still want to win.

Balotelli got sent off by Mancini :p

De Gea should have stopped that second one.

Yeah, I've had them for a while. Really struggled against those things before that.

I never said about wanting to :p There are lots of reasons for driving, but my response to Happenstance was a logical answer. He doesn't have a lot of other options!

"If you think about the future there is a long term gain in learning to drive. Start up costs may be high but it will likely help in the future! Maybe you should have thought of that."

Learn to drive!

You're a lot further than me now. I'm onto the Worrywart one, keep failing :p

Neither do I. Why aren't you interested?

Just completed sort of the circle line challenge. Basically you have to go on every stop of the circle tube line and go to a pub and drink. Except the circle line was not working so intead the birhtday girl went and made 21 stops and it was so long, my legs ache now. Since like 10 in the morning we've been drinking, half pints but still that's 10 pints and most of you would be floore d like that I know. I'm drunk and having a great time. Though I'm now home and not dead huzzah!

YES SET UP A ROOM