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There advertising for people at the local Birthdays... I'm considering handing in my CV. I am the face of a million special occasions.

A mormon with kids... I don't think I can pull it off, I honestly don't! In the words of Zelos, "I'm just too pretty, seriously!"

This always cheers people up.

Where's the shelve they and the bookends are meant to occupy?

I haven't broken a bone either, and I've always been curious myself. Instead I've been treated to a world of seizures and the hours of fun that follow from picking food out your teeth with a tongue that hurts like hell because you've bitten it so hard.

I don't know, there were so many threads so I waited and bided my time.

Same with my meds. Except I need to sign up for a new HC2 form. Seems better than the Yankyland system.

If the TV guide is anything to go by, he does. Meaning we're going to be treated to his amazing limit of two acting faces. Angry, or shit-eating grin for everything else.

What the hell was the intro about... it was like Punk'd or some skateboard programme shit.

I assume the shelves don't have sides. Get sides. It offers more room for books than chunky bookshelves will.

You want to model for the porn first after the alcohol. Then wank off to yourself plowing some lass. It's win-win. Double time.

The ending to today's episode made me so happy I came.

I joined in the days of C-E [how long ago was that by the way?] and I feel part of the community, loved. And you all know it.

Dyson is going to get his hair cut and we're going to switch places a lá Parent Trap.

Saw it, wasn't that impressed. The amount of T-shirts with "I love lamp", which wasn't even a good part of the film, is infuriating.

I disagree about the change thing. The note adds a nice slope for your change part of the wallet compared to the lumpy texture your hand would provide if you were to cup it. Then the note can be easily stored. If you were given the note on top of the change in your right hand, you've got to hold your wallet in your left hand and try putting a note in using only the tip of [some] fingers whilst clamping the coins with your palm.

Well... have fun people. I'll be in the "doesn't give much of a shit" section. Playing with myself probably.

It's his Band Aid days which are doing it for me.

I guess it would depend on the situation, I can't say I've been in such a random situation.

If I had nothing to do with it. I would walk on by. However in some form of heated debate between a group of friends and I and some random strangers [saying Shabba was racist apparently] One of my gringos and one of theirs started fighting. I broke it up, and got a punch in the face for my troubles.

This a picture of me we're talking about? Gimme a hint and I could find it in my archives. In the meantime here's a delightful image I used for my final university project. A possible resemblence.