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The technical term is that they're complete "pussies" I'm going to follow the crowd and blame the music industry. Where they got their inspiration from is another matter.

Most likely. Perhaps he's looking for justification in numbers. But if I was in Comedy Rainbow [voluntarily] I'd self harm too.

A Game Boy Colour title that brags "Compatible with Game Boy Advance" Why is that? Are there certain GBC titles that don't work with the GBA?

John Cena seems to be shedding his persona as a complete tool... Obvious path to a movie career. Shawn Michaels isn't there. Not really worth watching.

Some people just like having Calvin Klein next to their balls.

Ridley didn't even cross my mind during that trailer. Looked more like a mutated Chocobo. It implies the visor is some sort of eye beam weapon. Bullsheet.

Please, Rez. Don't. I don't know what your obsession is with being the next internet sensation. But cool it down a bit. At least save these "jokes" for Comedy Rainbow.

I disagree with you on Timesplitters 2, I had fun with that. But I apply what you said for Second Sight, which is a shame because it had muchos promise.

Clouds have been raping our skies for the past few days, so no chance of seeing stars last night.

If any show is scared of jumping the shark, all they need to do is get rid of the sharks. How? Shark Repellent obviously! Did they keep bringing him back to twist his nipples?

Doesn't negate the fact he will be awesome in The Smurfs.

He is going to be awesome in The Smurfs movie.

Nice addition of the penis with a bit of shit on it at the bottom. Really gives it character.

My main current irk is the lack of being able to find proper employment. I've got (Another) interview at Sainsbury's tonight and I'm hoping I'll actually do well this time. Even if it for the proper graveyard shift of midnight-8am four days a week. It's the new system they've suddenly devised. It's not really even based on your attitude etc during a formal interview. They make you watch a DVD and tick some boxes on a sheet. They send that to some head office and they decide. Not knowing anything about the person, their mannerism, drive to succeed and all that bollocks. They don't know I used to work there, that I know more than half of the people there, know the layout and that I am an all round swell guy.

Her accent just runs through me in that Loréal advert she does. "With a healthy shoine" I'm surprised she didn't add "Guv'nor" on the end. Then there's the miming scandal when she was a (crap) judge on X Factor. I think it was her agent/publicist or something said something about the pressures of singing live. She made her career on a show like this singing live each week!

Indeed I have. The one and two reversed itself. Depending on the song I don't mind that. Meat Loafs' I'll Do Anything For Love has a lengthy intro and I quite like it.

Christ... I was expecting something inventive.

Yeah there's too much text there. If you could just break it down how she came back from being tortured to death. DC version of Dr. Strange do some shit?

So your dislike is the ease of being able to skip a lengthy intro?

Explain...

Fuck yeah, that's what makes parodies so much fun. You have source material and then remix it into a way which is both humourous and relevant. Well that lets me off the hook, check the rest of j00t00be out for that.

You'd slam her if you would though.

Do it yeself you lazy owl bastards.

Cheryl Cole/Tweedy.

Gay Pride Parade Spiderman I think.