The world renowned, and now imitated because it's so sexy - The EEVIL Breakdown.
Intro: You've inspired my signature change. Guile's theme is wank.
Subtitles: No. On a side note I would love to see someone eat on of those Meatball Marinade things cleanly.
Dunno if you've heard: Erm... I'm not erm... sure if I understood erm... this. You went to an air conditioning convention, saw a fan, it did its job. I must be thinking too logically here because I can't see the pun.
Inappropriate ways of greeting people: These are better when the surprise element is added. Watching you slowly bend over and the pause before the sound killed it for me.
Crying: What would make this sexier would be if we saw you spill it, start crying, then someone slap you or something.
Phil: One again he gets naked. How original.
Innappopriate ways continued: Surprising. Impressive.
Canned laughter: What the fuck were you looking at? It annoyed me that you weren't looking at the camera. And the smug bell end mouth was there throughout. And the going for the camera at the end was pointless.
Life's unanswered questions: They're fucking spikey. Answered.
Bale's rant: I liked this, but it went on for too long. Link us to the defiante baby video please.
Life's unanswered questions: No! and stop pausing dammit!
Inappropriate ways continued: ... alright it's starting to grate now.
Nein: You need to back to how this used to be, having nein as an actuallly proper part of the title, not just replacing something with nein/nine.
Tom Cruise: This made me think about the above, Neint and Day would've been much better. Plus you're starting to kill the smug bell end grin even further. I did it to take the piss out of you. You seem to be trying to utilise it as a source of serious humour. And it doesn't work.
Jonny: Remove Jonny altogether.
Inappropriate ways continued: Stoppit.
Working out: Again? When did we do it the first time?
Facebook status: Kelly enjoyed this.
Le Frenchisms: I'm still unsure what you're getting at with this, some French words sound the same?
Working out again: Explain the equation.
Inappropriate ways continued: Seriously. Stoppit.
Fun with a pun: "Below par" says Kelly.
Splash Claire: You made her cry. For shame. And then laughed at her for it. This is a new low for you ReZ.
Paynus: You're getting better with the pronounciation. It's actually starting to sound like Penis. But this may not be misleading. The technique may actually be called penis. You need to "ruin" something which can actuallly be appreciated as being ruined.
Inappropriate ways continued: Claire is dying inside. We all are.
Outtakes: Milk. This would've served better as a proper part of the show, set a few sketches after you bawling session. Diana: Don't see the humour. Splash: I think you should do it again, then film yourself being thrown out onto the street. Seriously.
Final thoughts: It's been demanded before by everyone. Cut the pause bullshit out. If you cut out the blank stares at the beginning and end of each segment you could cut the length by about 95%.