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Quite possibly a contender for the most cheesy grins ever featured in a music video: I've not [although considered] obtaining any of their albums. Has anyone here had the power to own one of their own?

Is that some sort of racist?

Which the majority of which would probably be in their console related areas.

This is what I use. And it's crap.

Wasn't for as much as I'd have liked but still better than nothings. Do many others here flaunt their crap on Ebay?

Barry Scott would come in and bang them both.

YOU CAN'T TELL ANYONE ANYMORE

Normally the cinema.

But I like beating the dust out of it. Mainly over my brothers' bed.

Buying some Fanta and putting it in a freezer = Booyah. Instant Frozen Fanta. May take around 5-24 hours to actually freeze.

On the whole. No. Coca Cola from a GLASS bottle is the epitome of refreshment.

Just saw your video ReZ. Soon as I saw the hat plagiarizing I knew I was appearing.

Soon as I saw that picture I thought "I don't like them", then I saw your comment. We're on the same wavelength, I like. I am curious as to how you're meant to keep your feet in those bad boys. Extremely heavy toes I guess.

Sound advice, I'll ponder it over. Is that a JML thing? I see so many adverts for their stuff and never bought anything. You say you have to change it regulary... How regulary? And how many plowings of shelves can you get in that time? So what you're saying is they're lying, Mr. Sheen [et al] doesn't shine umpteen things clean? The bastards. I would myself. But there's so much crap on my shelves it would take an eternity to clear them, I have 13 of them around my room. I would show you, but I can't.

... or something similar? Because my powers of dusting don't seem to that effective. I slam on the polish and rag it up, and afterwards I can even see more dust fighting for shelf space. It's like it's a purpose-made dust magnet. I've tried all the combinations, spraying on the shelf directly and spraying directly on the cloth. Even Sainsbury's own can't combat it.

I'm thinking the latter. Because it's not that we won't feel a new thread is necessary, it's that we've been told not to. We can't: Tell people about our day. Talk about comics. Post images of our lovely mugs. Post images of other lovely mugs. Tell people what music we like. Tell people what we've bought. Tell people films we've seen. Talk about film updates. So now the challenge is on. Just nothing about the above matters.

I've recently been becoming more of a fan of: It has more of a kick than Fanta I feel. I would say I've bought one today, but I'd be lying.

Is that Terry Venables?

Awesome. Didn't really get why the black dude had maces for arms though :s

Probably. I had to go covert in the bushes to have a wank. I mean a piss.

At the last meet I brought a few articles of clothing for all occasions. It was how I was able to hide the massive tear I made in my jeans the resulting massive bruise.

Cyanide and Happiness... fucking awesome.

Congrats! *hugz* As the pictures in the picture topic show. I was awarded shizzle too It seemed to have paid off. For I won. With pr0 skillz. I didn't think I was going to get anywhere near being able to represent England as they called out the rankings at intervals and I started off in fourth, I wasn't doing great. I slowly started climbing up though, and the last few games blazed through. As such I get first refusal in representing England in September. I really wanted that Chun Li trophy. Damn auto character selection. There were three of us who can go as the team, first and second place of division one, and the winner of the knockout tournament. Sadly I won the knockout tournament as well. Thus the third place of division one has the chance. The unfortunate thing is that in the final of the knockout I played my girlfriend. I think she wanted me to let her beat her. But I play to win dammit O_o So she's been a bit off with me.

For me I think it was because it sounded like you were saying "weh" instead of "oui" for the first few things.

Word. I'll go into the detailed breakdown, I've had some attention asking why there wasn't one for the last episode. I felt everything had been said. Plus my energy had been spent pissing on Spambot. Intro: Remixed the new graphics with the original theme. Very good, I think I said somewhere that I regret harassing you for a new intro, as the "Red is for..." shizzle just wasn't doing it for me. Clip Show: I do confess I was actually expecting clips of the show. Don't know if you've heard: Put some clothes on. Seriously. Plus if you're going to ruin a joke with pay-nus, I recommend cutting to something because watching you in the silence afterwards is uncomfortable. Foods that you can fuck: I love the intro. Technically this would be a food you would be fucked by. The only "original" one was the onion ring. Movie review: Too many 'ahms' & 'ums' as Hannah mentioned. Plus it seemed you had another "this is where you laugh" pause [minus the grin] I feel it would feel more humourous if it more snappy instead of given time to "sink in" Phil: Surprising. Phil kept his clothes on for the entirety of the sketch. Nice pun too. Life's Unanswered questions: I shall confess, I was intrigued by this. Nein: As soon as you see a trailer like this, you can tell Hitler is going to show up at some point. I wasn't sure where you were going with this either. Life's Unanswered questions: Personally I would've preferred you didn't reveal this, as it ruins the mystique. Frenchisms: No. Penis picture: Don't steal my random hat concept, you bloody thief Plus, was that your actual ringtone? Because the Pokémon one in mine wasn't mine, but it's going to be. Jonny: Meh Solvent: More pausing, please ReZ, keep it sharper. Scare Claire: That scared her? I thought she would've heard you trundling over. I like what she's done with her hair though. Also, how can she talk about being in her PJ's when we've seen much more of her flesh in previous editions? Dr Wu-Man/Twilight: What the fuck? Point: Take that hat off. You can't pull this style off as well as me. Nice gag, another pause, this one shows the makings of a smug grin. Behave. Fun with a pun: As with these, they're not necessarilly funny, but I think fairly clever as how you decide to interpret them. FaceTime: This was just plain uncomfortable viewing. Don't do this again. Inappropriate ways of greeting people: Was this your mum? I do like the delayed reaction and her pantomime-esque jump. : Amazing. I blew my load.