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Oooh this will get semi-complicated.

I've edited my girlfriend's and mother's ringtones to have a what I call, panic mode. It gives the original ringtone then goes into overdrive. I had Billy Mays from South Park on my girlfriends: Jiiiggaallypuufff Jigggaallleeee-eee-eee Puuffff, Jiggggaaalleee-HI BILLY MAYS HERE FOR MEGA SCRUB! I'll upload the other one later.

I'm dismayed as to how many people don't understand the concept of a strawpedo.

Dragonzord/Titanis/Tor etc? Or do they have to be biological creatures?

I'm only just scanning stuff since it's so late but I don't get it, please explain.

No, smug is the right term here. "Look! I know what CV stands for! HIRE ME!"

I agree. I got to around where you were on the beach and monsters kept popping up like annoying fucks and I just lost interest.

The interests bit make me feel a little concerned. Your currently reading, it feels that you’ll constantly be changing it to reflect what you’re reading which screams desperation and that you’re trying to brag somehow. Also depending on whoever you’re applying to, whoever reads it could dislike what you’re reading, which may impact their response. And the “I have been producing video” doesn’t seem to make sense. Video what? Games, consoles, VHS?

Not at all. The reason I hated the Triforce hunt was because it was boring as fuck. Including the long Gauntlet-esque bit to get one piece. But that's just me.

Martin Freeman? Just can't get rid of the chap... Looking at the cast list is semi-disappointing. Seeing all the "old" characters featuring in it just for the sake of it feels wrong.

Not on my mind, in a jar by the - Random question. From what I can see your monitor is on the printer/scanner, does it get frustrating lifting the monitor to scan stuff and does it wobble when you print things.

I understand dude. In a nice ironic twist, were you born via C-Section?

A piece of paper you had a wank in? You sicken me. Nice desk though. I wish I could fit something like that in my room. Bed's taking up most of the floorspace.

Is that a wankrag under the speaker? :p

O_O However do you live with no food/water entering your body? Freak. (Get well soon though)

Get rid of it. Get to hospital. Lie down on the operating table and tell the surgeon to get to the choppa.

Pay day once again... A time of joy for most, but once again emergency tax hasn't been refunded. Anyone been through this/sorted it out?

Come on, let's see it then! Are you going to change your name to Snap as well?

Just found this picture and thought of this post. It also doesn't help that most, if not all battles can be done by pressing around 2-3 buttons.

Once again Knightley displays her talent of not shutting her mouth during film posters. Might be worth a look though.

Technically the Moon orbits Earth, not the Sun. Although technically because Earth orbits the Sun the Moon does also. I orbit the Sun. Out of choice. I can leave whenever I want to.

We're going to need some context before this makes sense and/or is humourous.

ZAVVIS CONTINUED LACK OF BULLSHIT!!! After sending them proof of postage (as requested) of sending an item back. I get a reply saying they've seen the evidence and will process the return. This was after sending the item back and not hearing anything for almost two weeks. I ask them and the ask for proof of postage. Thankfully I have the Post Office receipt to hand. Almost a week later I start getting annoyed and send them a message. The reply: NO SHIT?! As if I'd be asking after all this time. Later on: And?! I've know this for fucking ages!? WHEN IS SOME FUCKING ACTION GOING TO BE TAKEN?! Fuck Zavvi. I don't give a shit about their Monday bullshit any longer.

I assume that's with the staff discount because here it's prices around £25. I was considering getting it but since I've got about four new games to play I'm not sure I'll bother, even with rave reviews and a fairly cheap pricem I'll probably end up getting it by the sale's over now.i

Stun. Use Stun, he understands that word.