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Taken from an enquiry over a remark over a mark on my head... "Since the contaminated sand bins are 110% full IE overflowing, Tracy said the collection company would only come out if there were 4 full bins. As you know we have two, they've ordered two more but needed a third at that moment to compensat...e for the sand left outside on the floor. I was sent to Wilkos to obtain such third bin. Finding two varieties I inspected both of them, they were on a very high shelf guarded by a rail. I managed to get them off and inspect them one-by-one. After the second bin I attempted to put it back (and succeeded), but in the process knocked a giant circle "NEW" sign from its hooks on the ceiling which struck my forehead. I expected a nice lump but after checking its size walking back to Tesco to get the money I found blood on my hand. I asked the bloke at customer service "Do I have a cut on my head?" pointing at the affected area. Turns out I did, after some wiping with the baby wipes we use I had a blue plaster applied. It's about an inch long." The dangers of working at a petrol station.

I know there'll be shitloads of Omega 3 for me in the near future.

So he was broadcasting his plans over the internet long enough for Valve to help, it's a wonder it wasn't spoilt for the wife-to-be. Reminds me of this:

She says she doesn't film/photograph well. Sign of a compulsive liar. Classic Mafia Tactic.

I have that costume too. I recommend getting a toilet roll tube and painting it black, the end of proton gun is flat.

I like to think I pulled it off well. How did the Dark Link thing go Rumz?

I'm working through the site, it's awesome.

Taken from Peeps' Facebook Ten F26-A formal complaint notices in six months. http://www.27bslash6.com/f26a.html

What's the condition?

Maybe there's a load of sex changes going on in that part of the world. Has to be done.

If you've got a black coat/orange hair spray/white facepaint you could do a nice Ghost Rider. A chain also works. Although last time I dressed like him some retards thought I was the Joker.

YAY! About time I was capped.

I asked Raining about that earlier and she said she calls her mum "Ma". But you've both put NI as your location... This is too much of a coincidence... A conspiracy of Mad Monkey proportions.

Awww poor doggy. So determined to play fetch.

You should be more strict P-Man.

Ok. I'm up.

I'm well optimistic, but not too much. Then I'll never be disappointed. It's probably a combination of these young rioters and my law studies focusing on child chastisement which has brought this on. Anyways... It seems my brother has regained the password for the laptop and removed the awesome picture I had of him. Spoke to MUM about the whole aspect of negative reinforcement but she seems deaf to the concept... Ah well... I'll just upload it myself and tag aload of his friends. It's genius.

Those badasses aren't British, so they don't get a say. :p

Yes, I certainly read what you wrote and it's utter bullshit. Midlands Massive = Mum!

Naturally it depends on all the circumstances, but how did your friend turn out? That's not the point here.

Of course she would have to pay as they've got no money. The fact that the kids behaved like this shows some degree of bad parenting/not giving a damn/lack of discipline. An outside influence (a cop warning them) could be the kick up the arse they need. It worked for me anyway.

This is why kids are little shits these days, because their parents bail them out when they're young so they think they are untouchable in future.

Fuck going over ReZ, slam some police action their way.

Or Pash, if you're Aussie.

Will probably look something like this. Was an awesome programme.