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Based on...? Regardless of the fact that I slept with ReZ that night [¬_¬] do I give off some master thief vibe?

The fuck? I demand to hear your logic. ReZ is more than welcome to come search my house.

It's not our fault he failed in his attempt to remain robotic and not like us. Maybe it's our fault for being so charming.

That's because I'm mega-awesome. But I am surprised I'm not dead.

Same here. Even the local newspaper released a "Riots Special" as if were a positive thing. We had to bring our bins in (in reality we put them round the back) because rioters may want to use them. Beeston seems so far out of the way, if any rioters came I kept imagining it would be like this:

Apparently so. But it could all be one massive ReZ ploy.

Only the mega-awesome have revealed all. Oh, that's me!

Too many Waters of the World spoiled it for me.

A shopping centre in Nottingham got a bit of a battering but the stores affected still opened. We got told the Primark near us was on fire but that rumour was informed as false. We've had to remix stuff at work to make it safe in case any rioters show up.

... Jesus, fine I'll save you all some trouble. Last night Mr-paul and Danny were sent to Rummy.

I could make a bigger/clearer image, but it would involve opening three windows of Paint and pressing print screen more than once. EDIT: Question sent: I just wish to check the VIP status of my ticket. I requested a VIP ticket and I have been charged accordingly, but it makes no mention of it on the ticket. Will the organisers know by my seating? Answer given: Does it appear to be an error on your ticket? What is actually printed on your ticket regarding your seats. Well that helps.

I got one of them for Christmas last year, tis awesome. Put my friends iPad max volume to shame. Smug git...

If he's playing the accordion he needs a 'stache.

Christ I can't do all of the work for you straight away. I'll tell you this was me:

Where's the people here sitting? Edit the latest image with your seating and upload!

That is one massive meet n' greet afterwards. But to be fair that could be the norm. The only backstage shizzle I've seen was Alice Cooper/Aerosmith in the Wayne's World films.

I agree with much here. The radio is going shitty. That's your problem right there, if you're not looking for conversation, try another station.

So in theory the front 300 or so people are all VIPs.

That was just explained around 5 posts previously.

I liked the snooker table one. He just leapt out of the shadows and shunted the pack.

I'm sure it did when I first clicked it, but it doesn't say it in the confirmation email. I've sent them an email asking how will the organisers know.

I recommend putting on your robe and wizard hat every time before you play. This will give you magical insight which will be invaluable on the battlefield.

No no, you don't pay Dan. Ellmeister does.

Ah, you're a Nurse Joy fan aint'cha.