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OK, yeah, that might be the greatest Banana throw ever! The best thing is, it landed right behind a coin, so I literally couldn't see it until it was too late.

No, you misremember. You can't get Lightning (Or a Bullet Bill) in the first 30 seconds of a race. After that, there's no limit. EDIT: Got gazumped more times then I'd like this week.

A computer passed through an item box right after the lightning hit, and got really lucky. Better then getting two lightnings far apart, mind. Less devastating.

Hey! Don't lump me in with that. Lil Gator Game is great! ...That's all I've got. They're generally big for the sake of being big, and get rid of more intricate level design to do so. Also, my favourite series are slowly morphing into one big blob of empty fields, and it's depressing.

Please the let the two stakes changed be the ante increasing ones, please the let the two stakes changed be the ante increasing ones, please the let the two stakes changed be the ante increasing ones!

Well, that's an easy pass for me, if true. I already think Worlds' maps are too large.

Player's Choice tonight at 8pm.

I've made a few jokes about how Showtime is just one glorified audition reel to get her Smash moveset changed so she doesn't have to share it with that parasite Daisy.

Actually, in Smash, that's a happy coincidence. Because Darkest Lariat has a similar animation in the Pokémon games. Mind you, it looks a lot more natural in Smash. Darkest Lariat's animation is a bit naff in the Pokémon games. Just to clarify, in case anyone misunderstood, when I say Alolan Whip is a completely made up move, I meant that the Pokémon games don't have an attack called "Alolan Whip" Also, I think Dark is a fitting secondary type for it, if you view Incineroar as the "Heel Wrestler". You know? The perceived "villain" in WWE?

I deffo don't have an Ubisoft account and I played the demo... EDIT: Yep. I'm right. You can skip that by saying "Maybe Later" but apparently, that only works on the Switch version. Portability coming in clutch, and I played it docked!

See? This guy gets it!

EDIT: Oh my sweet giddy aunt, you cannot make this up! Literally go back to playing Mario Golf after posting that, and...

I mean, I don't mind opening the room at half 7 if you want to.

But that falls apart with Primarina. That Pokémon is definitely meant to evoke an opera singer.

This is a tale as old as 1996. Some of the most well liked Pokémon are ones that radically change with evolution. Gyarados and Dragonite are prime examples. And quite frankly, Pokémon based on cats (and dogs) are a dime a dozen, so I'm A-OK with this sudden lurch. Also, Tony the Tiger wishes he was as cool as Incineroar.

I'm holding back on the theme night so RedShell can take part. So Time format tonight from 8pm. (No custom stages, so we can start later tonight)

Eh, Luigi would wear it better. I bought this as well, not started it yet, but will do so today.

Generation 7 consists of Sun, Moon, Ultra Sun, and Ultra Moon, and all of them take place in Alola. This is a region that's based on Hawaii. Yes, there is a big snowy mountain on Alola, best not think about it. Rowlet (ROW-let), being an owl, has Flying type as a second type. It's a good thing that Ice attacks aren't common at the start of the game. Speaking of the start, this game doesn't actually have gyms. It has Island Trials which function somewhat similarly. Rowlet performs the best of the three starters in that early game. Dartrix (DAR-trix) isn't as round as Rowlet, so why even bother!? If anyone tries to tell you that Decidueye (deh-SIH-joo-eye) is the most popular Gen 7 starter, disregard everything they say, because they are either lying, or completely ignorant. Why do I bring this up? No real reason, but as far as I can see, Decidueye fans are some of the most bitter Pokémon fans out there. A certain other starter here just became far more prolific, and they're super salty about it. It's definitely not the least popular, at least. Anyway, Decidueye is a weird final starter evolution. Rowlet and Dartrix are Grass/Flying, but despite already having a second type, Decidueye is Grass/Ghost, a very cool type combination. Anyway, I know I said Gen 6 was the start of final starter evolutions having a theme, but I'm not entirely certain what the theme is here, if there even is one. Gen 8 and 9 would be more clear about it. Decidueye is obviously an archer. Decidueye's signature move is "Spirit Shackle", an 80 power physical Ghost attack that also prevents the opponent from switching out while Decidueye is in battle. Pretty good! But well, Decidueye is... to be blunt, not good. It's got a mostly even spread of stats, which is normally not a good thing in Pokémon. Unfortunately, it's speed and defense stat didn't get the message, being a lot lower then the rest. It just doesn't do anything well because it spreads itself too thin. Decidueye's biggest claim to fame outside of the main games is that it was the sole new character (Not counting DLC) for the Switch version of Pokkén Tournament. Unlike most Pokémon in that game, I think Decidueye actually comes off looking quite good there. Even if the wings are a bit too bright... Anyway, more on that Pokémon in a future post. Litten (LIT-n) is probably the most uninteresting starter Pokémon, design-wise. It's just a cat with odd colours! Didn't stop it being far and away the most popular of the three starters when they were initially revealed. Some people are just boring, I guess? Seriously, I looked at the Pokédex entries, and there is nothing interesting about it other then "It breathes fire". Anyway, Litten has a rough time in the early game of Sun/Moon, it's effective against none of them and weak against the second Island Trial. Torracat (TOR-ruh-cat) has a bell made of fire on it's neck, so it's already more interesting then Litten. But it's still a middle evolution, so eh... And now for the Pokémon @BowserBasher was waiting for. Incineroar (in-SIN-uh-roar) is easily the most divisive Pokémon of all time. And if I'm right... someone inadvertently proved this point beautifully on the previous page. Boy, I'm gonna look really silly if that isn't the Pokémon he's referring to... Incineroar is a Pokémon that revolves around wrestling. Specifically, the more performative kind of wrestling you'd see in WWE and such. It likes to show off, and has swapped the lame bell for a kick-ass fire belt. That said, it's great with kids. This is the starter Pokémon you want if you need it to babysit. Incineroar's divisive reception began before Sun/Moon even came out! As some concept art of it was leaked beforehand. And is probably why Cube elected to use an Everstone, despite the fact it was never officially shown. Incineroar, the ultimate in boiling kettles. Quite a bit of outcry when this was shown. There's a lot of people who just inherently dislike bipedal Pokémon, so Litten evolving into this was an immediate red rag to them. I will never understand why some people hate bipedal Pokémon so much... You see, I look at that picture of Incineroar slamming a table into Pikachu's face, and it cements Incineroar as an absolutely amazing Pokémon to me! I swear, some people hate fun. People were also despairing at Incineroar being Fire/Fighting. They were wrong, mind you, Incineroar is actually Fire/Dark. That's what you get for making assumptions. Incineroar's signature move is "Darkest Lariat", an 85 power, physical Dark attack that ignores any stat changes the opponent has. The secondary effect isn't all that, but it's the strongest Dark move Incineroar can learn, so it's still good. Incineroar is an absolutely amazing Pokémon in battles. It has a ridiculous amount of moves, which means it can fulfill all sorts of roles, and it has the stats to back it up. This makes it a Pokémon that has sort of dominated the Doubles competitive scene because it's impossible to tell what kind of role it's fulfilling, making it a dangerous Pokémon to predict. And even better! Incineroar gets "Intimidate" as it's Hidden Ability! Intimidate lowers the attack stat of the opposing Pokémon whenever it enters battle and is the bane of every VGC battler. Blaziken may do one trick extremely well, but Incineroar can comfortably fit in any team you make. It is easily the second best starter of all time competitively, and it's not even close. Anyway, I'm not the only one who thinks Incineroar is great... Incineroar is the latest Pokémon character to be added to Smash Bros. Weirdly enough, it was revealed in a trailer alongside Ken from Street Fighter. I don't think I would want to be the guy who had to tell Capcom that "We're gonna show a trailer where Ken gets upstaged and utterly wrecked by some kind of wrestling tiger." Masahiro Sakurai has gone on record saying that the Pokémon choices he had for Smash Ultimate were Decidueye or Incineroar, and he went with Incineroar because Smash didn't have a wrestling based character. This is the reason Decidueye fans are bitter, in case you didn't realise. Even in Smash though, Incineroar is weird. It's the only Pokémon that has their shiny colouration as a costume option (Why every Pokémon character doesn't have that baffles me), and it's Side Special is a completely made up move. You see, every Pokémon's Specials in Smash are based on an attack they can learn in the actual games. Incineroar's Side Special consists of Incineroar Irish Whipping his target into conveniently appearing wrestling ring ropes before hitting them with a clothesline, assuming you get the surprisingly difficult timing. Smash calls it "Alolan Whip", and it doesn't exist in any Pokémon game! Also, Incineroar has the most personality out of any starter Pokémon, and Smash really leans into that with the animations. Seriously, it's facial expressions are wild! Sometimes, when starter Pokémon are revealed, you can just tell which one is going to be the unpopular one. Sorry, Popplio (POP-lee-oh), people just couldn't get past the nose. Yes, really. That's the reason. I'm not even joking. It's so pathetic and petty. It's pretty good in the opening game. Pity it all goes downhill from here. Brionne (bree-AHN) is... Well you get the gist with middle evolutions by now. Primarina's (PREE-muh-REE-nuh) very much based on an opera singer, which makes me think that the theme with Gen 7 starters is various forms of entertainment, but Decidueye makes me feel that might be wrong. Anyway, Primarina is Water/Fairy. The Fairy type was introduced in Gen 6, as a way to keep really strong types in check. But this just means that Fairy Pokémon are the new overpowered type. Unfortunately, it doesn't save Primarina from being anything other then mediocre. The signature move this Pokémon learns is "Sparkling Aria", a 90 power, Water Special attack. Which sounds great, except that it also heals the target's Burn status. OK, sure... Primarina is a decent choice for playthroughs, just because of it's typing. But don't bring it into a serious competitive battle, you'll be laughed out of the arena. And that's about it, Gen 7 is relatively recent, so these Pokémon will naturally have less appearances outside of the mainline games. But what's your favourite? Are you that weirdo who says Primarina? Yeah, it's Incineroar for me, and it's no contest. Which is impressive, considering I think Litten is one of the most boring Pokémon ever.

It's official! Super Mario Maker has been beaten! If you're not aware, people have been striving to complete every legitimately uploaded level in this game before the servers go down. I say legitimately, because there was one level left for a while, called "Trimming the Herbs". But it turns out that the uploader used a TAS (Tool Assisted Speedrun) to clear the level. So in a lovely coincidence, the last legit level cleared was "The Last Dance".

This is a big time publisher. There's no such thing as small when it comes to open world as far as that's concerned. If more games were like Lil Gator Game, I probably wouldn't hate it as much.

Welcome to my eternal 2020 nightmare.

Monster Hunter as a whole has always reused things from previous games, so it's not surprising that some things from World was reused here. Those complaining about it are clearly people whose first game was World. As for how they dish out content in Rise, it's pretty much the same as the way World did it. Various free updates with new things, and a big massive expansion that you pay for. But the microtransactions definitely got more brazen with Rise.

Ship has already sailed on that series. Both World and Rise have you pay to edit your character, as well as a ridiculous amount of gestures and cosmetics for purchase. It will most certainly get worse with Wilds.

Anyway! @Dcubed and I played a quick round of Mario Golf. I was Joe, he was Blue Knock-off Joe. I won by 4 holes.

Gotta say, wasn't expecting a Spirit Battle where different Assist Trophies show up! That's never happened before! Glad I had a reason to trial run that bonkers Koraidon spirit though. It's really good, and now I have nothing to use it on.