Dog-amoto

Taxidermy so bad, it's good.

Two trains are on the same track a distance 100 km apart heading towards one another, each at a speed of 50 km/h. A fly starting out at the front of one train, flies towards the other at a speed of 75 km/h. Upon reaching the other train, the fly turns around and continues towards the first train. How many kilometers does the fly travel before getting squashed in the collision of the two trains?

Some brilliant lamp post flyers. http://metro.co.uk/2013/11/12/gallery-30-best-paper-lamp-post-flyers-4183808/

I don't know why people make such a fuss about being hit by a bus. My grandfather had been run over by at least 60 buses a day since he was 12 and it never did him any harm. He lived till his 91st birthday, when he was killed by a cigarette.

Finally finished the story mode tonight. Now working towards 100%. Currently on 96% - just need to do some stunt jumps and knife/bridge flights.

No idea why someone would put themselves through that much pain just to eat a chilli.

Oh great! I was just in the middl

I've not even finished the story mode. Think I'm on World 8. Will never bother to get all flagpoles and coins. To be honest, I don't like the controls. Don't like that there's a run button, don't like that you have to charge up a backflip (I mean, what's the point of that?) Galaxy Mario controls like a dream. This feels like a step backwards.

I've still not finished 3D Land. So I don't think I'll be getting this. It's weird, the "proper" 3D Mario games, you had to tear me away from them. I almost didn't want to finish them because I knew it would be over. These and the NSMB ones leave me cold. I do a level, have a reasonable amount of fun, but then I stop playing because I can't be bothered anymore. Don't know what it is. They're not bad games by any stretch. But they never pull me in and keep me playing.

Very stupidly, my nephew with the help of his dad has been putting money into his Xbox One order with them for a few months now, and is probably up to about £200. Not the best thing to do with a company who's been in administration already. Luckily though, they're offering refunds...for the time being anyway.

My shopto order has been shipped. Bit concerned that the review embargo is Friday though.

So, watched the s4 premiere. Overall, not impressed.

I saw the traffic on the way out but just went over the turntable bridge and through Eccles and rejoined the motorway at junction 11.

There was a guy with a laptop and an Oculus Rift near the food bit at the back so I had a go on that. Suckers!

Finished this game.

I've forgotten now seeing as it was ten years ago I played this. But what stops you from just swimming the ocean? I know there was something. Is there a time limit on how long you can swim? Or was that in Skyward Sword?

Got an email saying that Ubisoft will have playable PS4s for their Black Flag kiosk.

Why? What comes out next week?

So if you're anything like me, you've been badgering (ha! Badger!) everyone you know to watch this. So who recommended this to you or how did you find out about it? And how many people do you reckon you've got to watch it? Got to be honest, and say it was this thread and @ReZourceman 's glowing praise that got me to try it. I reckon I must have got about 20 family members and friends to watch it.

They say you should start your Christmas shopping early to beat the crush. What bollocks. Last year I did my shopping a full 12 months earlier and the shops were busier than ever.