Lammie

I like how you labelled the porridge bowl "porridge', just incase someone thought it was a bowl of vomit.....or man spunk.

Your supposed to rate the user ABOVE you. Not yourself. And with a name like that, I can't even have a 'cheap shot' at you....absolutely no innuendo springs to mind.

Still not as good as the Hogan rape one...

8/10 Blackfox.......it's intimidating, cool, and most of all (like in the sig) sounds like Blackcocks. Big throbber. DAMMIT. Booker beat me to it. Dabookerman....what can I say. He's a man, and he's gonna book you? 7/10.

the3rdchildren...........that is priceless.

I kid! I kid because I love!

Holy moly that is lame.

The farmer on the property next to me blows up tree stumps with explosives. *crosses legs*

I've only heard the first 6 shows of the radio series. Funny shizzle though. Tony the Prawn. Heheh.

Unlike sarcasm, which is the lowest form of humour.

I fear the day when white trash in Australia learn how to use the legal system....

Britain's eyes are too far apart?

Bought Blast Corps cheap the other day. Bloody tough. Pulled out at least two thirds of my hair.

Anyone seen the movie length episode yet? I won't spoil anything for you. It's freaking hilarious. They even threw in a few F-Bombs for good measure.

I think they just decided not to up the tax on fuel, as they were planning to do in the near future. If they had there'd be riots.

Dammit. And prices were beginning to go down. We need OPEC to step up production again to help my hip pocket.

I'll sell the Sea of Tranquility for 50 bucks.........do I have any takers?

Man I feel really unintelligent.

Yay! At last someone who's doing a Graphic Design degree!

I can post a wallpaper sized shot if anyone is interested. I have the fastest reflexes in the world........ Ok.....maybe not. I just set the camera to leave the shutter open for about 16 seconds. Then I sit there and hope there's a lightning strike during that 16 seconds.

Can someone hurry up and shoot Doherty already. If not that, at least castrate and severely beat him.

Venus Fly Trap was my first thought, but then I'm don't want some kid closing all my traps and killing me. So I'll just go for Kentucky Blue Grass.

"When we asked Jamaica's Nintendo representative about the Revo controller all he did was stare at us with bloodshot eyes and offer us the biggest spliff we've ever seen."

Wouldn't the UK PMR be a whole lot better if they acted like the full blooded chavs that they are? Honestly, America has enough influence on other cultures, I would definately trade cheesy American ghetto mannerisms for some Burberry action.

I'm right here! I can send you a big whopping PSD of the logo if you like.