Ok, to participate you're going to have to listen to Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo by The Bloodhound Gang or at least read the lyrics. But it's a great song, so I suggest you hear it.
Basically for anyone who's yet to hear it, it's comprised of innuendo.
For example:
Vulcanize the whoopee stick in the ham wallet
Cattle prod the oyster ditch with the lap rocket
Batter dip the cranny ax in the gut locker
Retrofit the pudding hatch with the boink swatter
So I thought it could be interesting to see if anyone else could make up some weird ass innuendo. So go ahead.
Keep it original too.
I'll get the ball rolling...
'Hyperdrive the cruise sausage in the fish bucket'