Posted October 17, 2006 Just don't drop the soap. Roger that! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted October 17, 2006 Roger that! Isnt that what hes trying to avoid? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted October 17, 2006 Pfft, girlfriends are for noobs that don´t know how to download porn Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted October 17, 2006 Pfft, girlfriends are for noobs that don´t know how to download porn Haha, awesome Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted October 17, 2006 I've noticed a few of you like to talk about your sexual conquests. Do it in here so we sadder members don't have to be constantly reminded we aren't getting any. You do realise most sexual references are in 'joke' form right? Pfft, girlfriends are for noobs that don´t know how to download porn I think you're quite mistaken. Girlfriends are, in-fact, simply an upgrade of regular porn, in that they're interactive porn. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted October 17, 2006 I wish I could post in this thread. Time Paradox. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted October 17, 2006 I haven't had sex in about 3 days. At least, i think it's 3. But then, certain factors have to be taken into consideration. Such as: Tiredness. Going out. Running out of ice cream. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted October 17, 2006 I put on my wizard's hat and cape.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted October 17, 2006 I haven't had sex in: In months: 221 months In weeks: 996 weeks In days: 6768 Days In hours: 162420 hours Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted October 17, 2006 I haven't had sex in: In months: 221 months In weeks: 996 weeks In days: 6768 Days In hours: 162420 hours Exactly the same here, but 6763 days. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted October 17, 2006 bout 2 months ago now really should try harder to get a girlfriend Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted October 17, 2006 Exactly the same here, but 6763 days. Weere you both invoved in some sort of week long orgy? Erm anyway sex for me is kind of like my thoughts on getting a car. I would either have to pay for it or get someone to give it to me! But Im quite chilled out I think I must be autistic I dont care to much although I would like a gf. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted October 17, 2006 I think you're quite mistaken. Girlfriends are, in-fact, simply an upgrade of regular porn, in that they're interactive porn. Well porn dosen´t say it has a headache or isn´t in the mood when you turn it on :P Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted October 17, 2006 I dont like to boast but I was getting it daily some times twice a day but my GF now has a full time job so now its maybe once or tWice a week. Platty gets upset with me cos I am get loads and he is not! Hey i get sex, just not 5 times a day like you mr horn dog. Plus when i do it, im the bestest. King of the bedroom Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted October 17, 2006 Beeing the king of the bedroom is fantastic <3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted October 17, 2006 Beeing the king of the bedroom is fantastic <3 What about the King of the Kitchen? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted October 17, 2006 Weere you both invoved in some sort of week long orgy? Erm anyway sex for me is kind of like my thoughts on getting a car. I would either have to pay for it or get someone to give it to me! But Im quite chilled out I think I must be autistic I dont care to much although I would like a gf. Not going well with that girl you were talking about then? (I haven't seen mine since yesterday) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted October 17, 2006 Not going well with that girl you were talking about then? (I haven't seen mine since yesterday) Hmm its kinda not going anywhere. I may have to take a risky move today that may expose me as a stalker or shower me with glory. If it goes wrong at least it will be more cringeworthy than Extras every time I have to see her on a Monday morning. Cashback! As for sex I want to have sex with someoneI have been going out for for an age and start doing a partridge impression. "So what do you think about the pedistranisation of Norwich city centre? I here its good for (voice changes) wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeellllllchairsss" Epic stuff. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted October 17, 2006 Just don't drop the soap. Ha, hillarious! Me? Sex? Meh, im king, im picky. Nearly got some last month, but she offered a hand instead. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted October 17, 2006 I've only had sex twice =S. Thankfully I wasn't drunk either time, which might come as a surprise. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted October 17, 2006 I put on my wizard's hat and cape.. I think you'll find the phrase is I put on my robe and wizards hat Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted October 17, 2006 What about the King of the Kitchen? Beeing the king of the kitchen is also great. I have had sex on the dinner table once or twice. [in the kitchen] But If you mean "Skilled in making food"... then I'm out. I really suck at making anything edible. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites