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PAL Boxarts.

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You know ubisoft said

"how are we going to sell two crap games we have ported to the wii?"

"Add something free to confuse consumers"

"Confuse? What do you mean?"

"Like Microsoft did with their HD-DVD player bundeling a crap movie with it"

"Oh!"

"How about something thats costs 5p to make and is completely pointles"

"Yes, what is it?"

"A steering wheel"

"Brilliant"

"Thanks"

"Want to go and make more crappy 3rd rate games"

"Hell yes"

 

:angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry:

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You know ubisoft said

"how are we going to sell two crap games we have ported to the wii?"

"Add something free to confuse consumers"

"Confuse? What do you mean?"

"Like Microsoft did with their HD-DVD player bundeling a crap movie with it"

"Oh!"

"How about something thats costs 5p to make and is completely pointles"

"Yes, what is it?"

"A steering wheel"

"Brilliant"

"Thanks"

"Want to go and make more crappy 3rd rate games"

"Hell yes"

 

 

 

You know ubisoft said

"how are we going to sell two crap games we have ported to the wii?"

"Add something free to confuse consumers"

"Confuse? What do you mean?"

"Like Microsoft did with their HD-DVD player bundeling a crap movie with it"

"Oh!"

"How about something thats costs 5p to make and is completely pointles"

"Yes, what is it?"

"A steering wheel"

"Brilliant"

"Thanks"

"Want to go and make more crappy 3rd rate games"

"Hell yes"

 

:angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry:

 

Your reason for saying the same thing twice is.... :heh:

Also least the Wii is getting games,better than nothing and some people will like the attachment and use it in the game a lot.

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Your reason for saying the same thing twice is.... :heh:

Also least the Wii is getting games,better than nothing and some people will like the attachment and use it in the game a lot.

 

I didn't post it twice what are you on about::shrug:

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I think the Red Steel one looks horrid and the Spongebob one is fantstic. All boxarts should be like that.

 

Something wrong there... I don't like the Zelda one, I love the Red Steel one. Spongebob's is awful, it looks like usual 'crap game' art.

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You know ubisoft said

"how are we going to sell two crap games we have ported to the wii?"

"Add something free to confuse consumers"

"Confuse? What do you mean?"

"Like Microsoft did with their HD-DVD player bundeling a crap movie with it"

"Oh!"

"How about something thats costs 5p to make and is completely pointles"

"Yes, what is it?"

"A steering wheel"

"Brilliant"

"Thanks"

"Want to go and make more crappy 3rd rate games"

"Hell yes"

 

:angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry:

QFT LIKE OMG BOYCOTT UBISOFT LOL.

I boycotted EA after their Tiger Woods stunt, they fire 700 staff then the next day Tiger Woods get a raise to keep his name on the golf games.

 

Conveniently the number of staff fired is almost directly proportional to the extra millions that golfing fucker got.

 

But this is just as bad! THEY'RE GIVING AWAY A FREEBIE TO MAKE IT WORK BETTER

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QFT LIKE OMG BOYCOTT UBISOFT LOL.

I boycotted EA after their Tiger Woods stunt, they fire 700 staff then the next day Tiger Woods get a raise to keep his name on the golf games.

 

Conveniently the number of staff fired is almost directly proportional to the extra millions that golfing fucker got.

 

But this is just as bad! THEY'RE GIVING AWAY A FREEBIE TO MAKE IT WORK BETTER

 

The Thing is for most of the racing games you need the A and B buttons and its easier to do it with the normal wiimote not that shit piece of plastic to make it actually harder

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Has anyone noticed that none of the boxarts feature 'only for Wii' or 'exclusive to Wii' - Would it be because Nintendo 'has no competitors'?

 

There's no point in Nintendo putting 'Only For' on their boxes because technically all the Wii's games are different from other console versions.

 

Even though some games like Call of Duty will be released across all platforms the Wii version will be the only one with specific motion sensing controls.

 

Therefore maybe one day people will realise that the Wii name on the boxes themselves means that you'll only have this experience on the Wii eliminating the need for the 'Only For' icon.

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The Thing is for most of the racing games you need the A and B buttons and its easier to do it with the normal wiimote not that shit piece of plastic to make it actually harder

 

You mean the 1 & 2 buttons that are in reach? :indeed:

 

 

That Wii play boxart is great, the Tank makes it :heh:

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If the box is for Japan, then start up disc will probably be a little demo of how to use the console. If it's US or PAL, then it's Wii Sports (or the box is a fake).

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You mean the 1 & 2 buttons that are in reach? :indeed:

 

 

That Wii play boxart is great, the Tank makes it :heh:

 

No the large A button and the B button/trigger

 

We all know the startup disc helps you to get the system ready and probably partly enables the online and installs the OS

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Am I the only one who doesn't like the WiiPlay boxart at all :hmm:

Horrid

i must say i agree. Also im sure it doent show whats really in the game, theres no tanks in any of the games is there? and cows?

I understand the rest, but it doesnt look great imo

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If Nintendo put their brand on it you all would try to lick it on launch day.

 

If it was an actual steering wheel with pedals for brake and accleration where the remote plugs in then yes, this is utter crap I have won better prizes at Newcastle 'hoppings/ europes largest fair"


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