Posted February 19, 2008 Some idiot gets his car-door destroyed: http://www.isnichwahr.de/r11594230-hardcore-waschstrassen-idioten.html Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted February 20, 2008 It´s because of stuff like this that makes me worship Deadpool Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted February 21, 2008 Real Life Pokemon Battle The Injured Stormtrooper Live Action Pac-Man Mr. and Mrs. Fenton are retired. Mrs. Fenton insists that Mr. Fenton go with her to ASDA. He gets bored with all the shopping. He prefers to get in and get out, but Mrs. Fenton loves to browse. Here's a letter sent to her from ASDA Dear Mrs. Fenton, Over the past six months, your husband has been causing quite a commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this behavior and may ban both of you from our stores. We have documented all incidents on our video surveillance equipment. All complaints against Mr. Fenton are listed below. 1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they weren't looking. 2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in homeware to go off at 5-minute intervals. 3. July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the toilets. 4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in dairy... and watched what happened. 5. Aug 4: Went to the Customer Service Desk and asked to put a bag of M&M's on credit. 6. Sept 14: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 7. Sept 15: Set up a tent in the camping department and told other shoppers he'd invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department. 8. Sept 23: When a shop assistant asks if they can help him, he begins to cry and asks, 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?' 9. Oct 4: Looked right into the security camera; used it as a mirror, and picked his nose. 10. Nov 10: While handling knives in the kitchen utensil department, asked the assistant if he knows where to find the antidepressants. 11. Dec 3: Darted around the shop suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme. 12. Dec 6: In the car accessory department, practiced his "Madonna look" using different size funnels. 13. Dec 18: Hid in a clothing rack in the George department and when people browse through, yelled "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!" 14. Dec 21: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, he assumes the fetal position and screams "NO! NO! It's those Voices again!!!!" And last, but not least .... 15. Dec 23: Went into the George fitting room, shut the door, waited a while, and then yelled very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!" Yours, ASDA Management Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted February 21, 2008 Real Life Pokemon Battle The Injured Stormtrooper Live Action Pac-Man Mr. and Mrs. Fenton are retired. Mrs. Fenton insists that Mr. Fenton go with her to ASDA. He gets bored with all the shopping. He prefers to get in and get out, but Mrs. Fenton loves to browse. Here's a letter sent to her from ASDA First few are awesome, sadly the letter is a fake that's been going around a while It would be hilarious if it was true, but this doesn't really sound like a letter they would send does it. Also: I didn't know ASDA had a car section or a camping section. Impressive Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted February 21, 2008 I know it's a hoax, but I still find it funny. I'm ever so slightly tempted to pull off a few of those stunts Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted February 21, 2008 Sumotori Dreams I call it the drunken fight simulator. You'll be laughing your ass off while playing this. I wanna be the guy Its an impossible platformer with nintendo refrences CRAYON PHYSICS! I got stuck on one of the levels on Crayon physics. Great game though, reminded me of pac pix. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted February 23, 2008 Now I don't cry a lot, but this thing had me welling up. Proves that not all kids are bratty and selfish, and also that Jack Thomson is wrong - this kid will never be a murderer after playing the game. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted February 23, 2008 Now I don't cry a lot, but this thing had me welling up. Proves that not all kids are bratty and selfish, and also that Jack Thomson is wrong - this kid will never be a murderer after playing the game. Oh man, when he says "I costed you a fortune, thank you so much" I let out some manly tears. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted February 23, 2008 I know! And when they ask him if he's happy and he goes "I'm.....thrilled!" I did the same. The part at the end where they talk about him being in hospital...just wow. The whole thing restores my faith in humanity and good parenting Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted February 24, 2008 The Iron Sheik pops a boner while fighting Hogan: http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=5EXw5TcZalQ&feature=related Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted February 24, 2008 It´s because of stuff like this that makes me worship Deadpool What issue/edition of deadpool did you read that in? I liked deadpool for a while, but he couldn't justify my £2.50 a month quite like gambit did, so I dropped Wolverine & Deadpool from my list, but that DOES look like a good story. Second, tonight inspired by Lily Allen, I went on youtube to find a video of a dog practically raping a cat(search dog fuck cat), it's ok, I'm sure there's no real penetration. Then I ended up on a dog humping a lion(little dachsund too lol) then video of a dog vs crab on a beach, then finally some brilliant videos of cats trying to attack or kill a crab or something, and the crab got a few good holds on their faces on occasion. Alas I have no links as it was about half hour ago, and I'm too lazy to get them, but well worth the search. Now I don't cry a lot, but this thing had me welling up. Proves that not all kids are bratty and selfish, and also that Jack Thomson is wrong - this kid will never be a murderer after playing the game. Wow man, that's one of the nicest things I think I've seen for quite a while. It makes me feel like I was a terrible kid lol, cos I'd have got so excited and been bouncing off the walls, probably not even stop to consider my parents, but man, it was real sweet to see that vid. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted February 24, 2008 I´m not really sure what issue it´s from, just found it randomly on the internet. i am reading trough Deadpool from my computer Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted February 24, 2008 METAL GEAR AWESOME 2 Annoying Smash Video Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted February 24, 2008 Now I don't cry a lot, but this thing had me welling up. Proves that not all kids are bratty and selfish, and also that Jack Thomson is wrong - this kid will never be a murderer after playing the game. ^___^ yay!! that's really nice!!!! even i feel better now Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted February 24, 2008 METAL GEAR AWESOME 2 :bowdown: :bowdown: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted February 24, 2008 METAL GEAR AWESOME 2 "You idiot, you're supposed hit her!" "Damn right I'm going to hit that!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted February 24, 2008 Now I don't cry a lot, but this thing had me welling up. Proves that not all kids are bratty and selfish, and also that Jack Thomson is wrong - this kid will never be a murderer after playing the game. "For me?! To keep?! Forever?!" Awwwhhh I think I shed a tear too =( Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted February 25, 2008 Obssessed with Myspace Wow. Compressing laughter is really hard. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted February 25, 2008 The Iron Sheik pops a boner while fighting Hogan: http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=5EXw5TcZalQ&feature=related Come on, please someone tell me this is funny! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted February 25, 2008 Obssessed with MyspaceWow. Compressing laughter is really hard. lol saw this on thatvideosite.com, funny as hell. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted February 25, 2008 MGA 2....oh god win. I knew I should have stayed up tonight Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
