Love lives!

[Guest Jordan]

Thats fucking hot...

[Blue_Ninja0]

Yeah, me and Guy did what they did in friends, if both of us are still single by the time were 40, we would get married, and combine our wealth so we could make Rei Ayanami cyborgs

 

Can we have a 3 way marriage? I'll probably be single at my 40's.

[somme]

Eew, Dirty foreigners, actually, I went to Germany, girls there are Hawt!

 

 

They make the best porn too.

[MoogleViper]

Yeah, me and Guy did what they did in friends, if both of us are still single by the time were 40, we would get married, and combine our wealth so we could make Rei Ayanami cyborgs

 

That's an awesome idea.

 

*goes off to find loner*

 

resists temptation to look in the mirror

[dabookerman]

That's an awesome idea.

 

*goes off to find loner*

 

resists temptation to look in the mirror

 

It works because Guy looks like Gendo Ikari, and i Kinda look like Kaji

[The3rdChildren]

It works because Guy looks like Gendo Ikari

 

A few people told me that. Is it my cold, unloving eyes?

[dabookerman]

A few people told me that. Is it my cold, unloving eyes?

 

That, your glasses, you need the abe lincoln beard. do it.

 

I'll just go screw Misato.

[The3rdChildren]

That, your glasses, you need the abe lincoln beard. do it.

 

I'll just go screw Misato.

 

I'll just go screw... eh... SEELE over by collaborating with their plans up to the very last moment in a desperate bid to be reunited with my dead wife, and then screw her. Hooray.

[KKOB]

i feel these lyrics are relevent, also you can hear the song performed if you click the linky at the bottom-well worth the effort.

 

The Origin of Love

 

When the earth was still flat,

And the clouds made of fire,

And mountains stretched up to the sky,

Sometimes higher,

Folks roamed the earth

Like big rolling kegs.

They had two sets of arms.

They had two sets of legs.

They had two faces peering

Out of one giant head

So they could watch all around them

As they talked; while they read.

And they never knew nothing of love.

It was before the origin of love.

 

The origin of love

 

And there were three sexes then,

One that looked like two men

Glued up back to back,

Called the children of the sun.

And similar in shape and girth

Were the children of the earth.

They looked like two girls

Rolled up in one.

And the children of the moon

Were like a fork shoved on a spoon.

They were part sun, part earth

Part daughter, part son.

 

The origin of love

 

Now the gods grew quite scared

Of our strength and defiance

And Thor said,

"I'm gonna kill them all

With my hammer,

Like I killed the giants."

And Zeus said, "No,

You better let me

Use my lightening, like scissors,

Like I cut the legs off the whales

And dinosaurs into lizards."

Then he grabbed up some bolts

And he let out a laugh,

Said, "I'll split them right down the middle.

Gonna cut them right up in half."

And then storm clouds gathered above

Into great balls of fire

 

And then fire shot down

From the sky in bolts

Like shining blades

Of a knife.

And it ripped

Right through the flesh

Of the children of the sun

And the moon

And the earth.

And some Indian god

Sewed the wound up into a hole,

Pulled it round to our belly

To remind us of the price we pay.

And Osiris and the gods of the Nile

Gathered up a big storm

To blow a hurricane,

To scatter us away,

In a flood of wind and rain,

And a sea of tidal waves,

To wash us all away,

And if we don't behave

They'll cut us down again

And we'll be hopping round on one foot

And looking through one eye.

 

Last time I saw you

We had just split in two.

You were looking at me.

I was looking at you.

You had a way so familiar,

But I could not recognize,

Cause you had blood on your face;

I had blood in my eyes.

But I could swear by your expression

That the pain down in your soul

Was the same as the one down in mine.

That's the pain,

Cuts a straight line

Down through the heart;

We called it love.

So we wrapped our arms around each other,

Trying to shove ourselves back together.

We were making love,

Making love.

It was a cold dark evening,

Such a long time ago,

When by the mighty hand of Jove,

It was the sad story

How we became

Lonely two-legged creatures,

It's the story of

The origin of love.

That's the origin of love.

 

Film Version:

 

Live Version:

[Fierce_LiNk]

I've just spent the last week or so living with my girlfriend.

We didn't have the tv, or internet, so it was a bit like "back to basics."

I gotta admit, i didn't wanna come home. There really is nothing like chatting to someone you love or somebody you care lots about.

 

We've been going out for like 2 years now. I'm going to be living with her next year, so i'm pretty excited. I definitely love having someone there to be there for me. I think deep down we all need someone like that. Sure, we have arguments and stuff, but what couple doesn't? Its un-natural to not have arguments or disagreements.

[bob]

I've just spent the last week or so living with my girlfriend.

We didn't have the tv, or internet, so it was a bit like "back to basics."

I gotta admit, i didn't wanna come home. There really is nothing like chatting to someone you love or somebody you care lots about.

 

We've been going out for like 2 years now. I'm going to be living with her next year, so i'm pretty excited. I definitely love having someone there to be there for me. I think deep down we all need someone like that. Sure, we have arguments and stuff, but what couple doesn't? Its un-natural to not have arguments or disagreements.

 

I've never had an argument with my girlfriend, but then i think im just lucky....i dont think its unatural....

[darkcloud]

i had a long distance relationship that lasted about 3 years. The distance does add extra difficulties but it doesnt make things impossible. Granted my relationship ended, but it wasnt in any way because of the distance.

 

Sorry if I'm prying, but, why did you break up then?

 

 

Bowser congrats on your success! XD /cheer Bowser57

[Fierce_LiNk]

I've never had an argument with my girlfriend, but then i think im just lucky....i dont think its unatural....

 

You're one of the rarer ones, then.

I mean, if you spend so much time with someone, eventually they're going to do something or say something that you disagree with or that pisses you off.

[bob]

Yeah, i suppose so, but normally i will say something, and she will either stop it, or carrying on doing it, forcing me to start taking the piss out of her. We have an understanding.

[Fierce_LiNk]

Yeah, i suppose so, but normally i will say something, and she will either stop it, or carrying on doing it, forcing me to start taking the piss out of her. We have an understanding.

 

I sorta have that understanding with my girlfriend, too. Although, sometimes, she gets annoyed cos i take the piss too much. Maybe i do go a bit far.

[bob]

hehe, you can never go too far!

 

Piss taking is the way to relieve any tense situation, relasionship or not!

[Dan_Dare]

exactly. If somebody gets annoyed by the odd jibe, they clearly aren't gonna like me :p

[Platty]

The ex wants more? she goes back to uni on the 16th.... I think next week is gonna be a busy week for me

[mcj metroid]

i guess we can continue the bi gay and straight discusssions here.Lousy on takeo though.Hhahaha i have no pity

[Dieter]

I had a few drinks and a girl is confessing that she has feelings for me!

[Ashley]

Question for whoever feels the need to answer it (Im just bored so hence posting); should your (or was your, depending on how you want to answer it) "first time" be as big and important as they make out? No gory details of course, but just wondering if you feel the social stigma attached to loosing your virginity.

 

Personally, I didn't wait for that "perfect person" for my first time and I don't feel as if I missed out on anything.

[Sarka]

Question for whoever feels the need to answer it (Im just bored so hence posting); should your (or was your, depending on how you want to answer it) "first time" be as big and important as they make out? No gory details of course, but just wondering if you feel the social stigma attached to loosing your virginity.

 

Personally, I didn't wait for that "perfect person" for my first time and I don't feel as if I missed out on anything.

 

Though my view is seems as pretty bad by some people - sex is meant to be sexy. If you want to do something romantic to that special person surely a bath or a candelit dinner may be better. Just have sex with the hottest and sexiest person you can.

 

That sounds shallow... I don't mean just to go and pick up some hot person, I was more just exagerrating that you shouldn't wait.

[KKOB]

Question for whoever feels the need to answer it (Im just bored so hence posting); should your (or was your, depending on how you want to answer it) "first time" be as big and important as they make out? No gory details of course, but just wondering if you feel the social stigma attached to loosing your virginity.

 

Personally, I didn't wait for that "perfect person" for my first time and I don't feel as if I missed out on anything.

 

i didnt wait really, i kinda had a few fumbles, matured emotionally and what not, and essentially lost my virginity to a guy who i only saw twice prior.

 

still it was hot sex, and it was the best sex i have had so far-though i am going to try and beat it at some point this year.

 

whats odd though is that the two best sexual experiences i have had have been with older guys (we're talking about 10 years older here). still they were very good looking and like i said, it was great sex.

 

generally it depends on the person whose virginity it is-i just hope people arent as naive as most americans seem.

[MunKy]

I fucked the first chick that showed sexual interest. She wanted a relationship as it turned out but I left it as a one night stand. It wasnt anything special, I did most of the work, even when she was on top. Sex is sex, I doruint know why its been romanticized (sp?)

[somme]

If you make your viginity out to be something special, wait and do it with someone you "love", it'll only hurt more when you break up. lol.

 

I lost it at 14 to someone older.