Posted August 11, 2006 Yeah its just like Reefer Madness. I just wasn't thinking enough to come up with witty synonymns. "Creeping like a communist, it's knocking at our doors Turning all our children into hooligans and whores" I saw Reefer Madness, downloaded it after I was researching cannabis and I stumbled across it. It's hilarious. And no I'm not ashamed to say I downloaded a 70 year old movie that was bullshit anyway :-D. Idiocy levels are through the roof! Indeed, anyone's who believe this site is serious. It's blatant too, not like more subtle sites like landoverbaptist.org. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted August 11, 2006 Should have told me this 30 mins ago. i would rather goto hell then spend my life without masturbating Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted August 11, 2006 Myth: God is all forgiving.Reality: He's a spiteful piece of crap. Well put. I don't understand, if masturbating is bad for you, how come actual sex isn't? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted August 11, 2006 Masturbating is good for you. This site is a joke site if you didn't already get it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted August 11, 2006 IT'S A JOKE :shock: WTF I DIDNT SEE THAT Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted August 11, 2006 Myth: God is all forgiving.Reality: He's a spiteful piece of crap. The Bard said thats the truest thing he's heard all day. BULLSHIT! Your "god" dosn't exist! wank, fuck, play all you want. No one can judge you, no one can comdemn you. Do what you want. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted August 11, 2006 I suggest people who find this stuff funny have a listen to "It's Only Me (The Wizard of Wonderland)" by the Barenaked Ladies. No, I have no idea what the bit in brackets is about Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted August 11, 2006 Am listening to that now! Love the Barenaked Ladies Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted August 11, 2006 What a load of wank... (sorry, it had to be said) The argument is all based on either american statistics (i.e. BS) or religion (don't even think about getting me started on how religion is wrong/shite). Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted August 11, 2006 i heard i could became neer sighted if i masturbate but i've heard nothing like this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted August 11, 2006 Myth: Masturbation is harmless. Reality: Medical science proves that chronic Masturbation causes weakness, depression, forgetfulness and nearsightedness. OMG it knows me so fucking well!Well it's too late to stop now! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted August 11, 2006 haha these sites are great. My favourite are: To never do rough stuff like ride horsies or bikes with hard seats, which could break my vagina's freshness seal and make me totally unlovable. To never let tampons violate the sanctity of my hoo-hoo, because tampons are really nothing more than thirsty little albino penises. Good finds Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted August 11, 2006 This thread FTW!! What the hell do they want to accomplish that? What's worse is that probably a lot of people will still believe in things like this: Myth: Masturbation is harmless. Reality: Medical science proves that chronic Masturbation causes weakness, depression, forgetfulness and nearsightedness. (i've read somewhere, maybe wikipedia, that masturbation can help to cure depressions) and this: Myth: Masturbation feels good. Reality: The illusion of pleasure one experiences while Masturbating is actually caused by the simultaneous deaths of millions of brain cells. (i've read somewhere that masturbation is overall good to your nervous system) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted August 11, 2006 Masturbation is a wonderful, wonderful thing. My girlfriend tried putting a masturbation ban on me a while ago. Her reason for this was that so i was 'fully loaded' for fully blown sex. Of course, when i'm alone on these lonely nights, what am i to do?! Yes, out comes Pam and her 5 daughters. Sex is wonderful, but so is this. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted August 11, 2006 Masturbation is a wonderful, wonderful thing. My girlfriend tried putting a masturbation ban on me a while ago. Her reason for this was that so i was 'fully loaded' for fully blown sex. Of course, when i'm alone on these lonely nights, what am i to do?! Yes, out comes Pam and her 5 daughters. Sex is wonderful, but so is this. 'Fully blown' aye Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted August 11, 2006 'Fully blown' aye God if i could ejaculate the amount of cum they do on hentai's i would be the king of sex. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted August 11, 2006 Last year for lent i give it up, im never doing that again. I'm sure most of you can imagne what i was doing alot on that 41's day, if you cant i will send you a kinky pic via a PM for you. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted August 11, 2006 That explains why there's a nightly ejaculation every three weeks if you don't let off pressure otherwise - according to my biology book from some years back and personal experience. But I think that's ok since you don't spill them on the ground but on the bed. I think thats just because most men lack self control. I've found drinking plenty of fluids reduces the frequency pretty significantly. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted August 11, 2006 God if i could ejaculate the amount of cum they do on hentai's i would be the king of sex. BEHOLD, the king of bukake. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted August 11, 2006 So what's everyone's record of not-doing it. You must've all tried it at some point. Mine must be at least 15 days. Starting sometime next week I'll try again... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted August 11, 2006 10 years! Good yeh? Im proud Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted August 11, 2006 Im ashamed at starting at a early age *crys* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted August 11, 2006 I think the challenge should be set as of when you first discover masturbation. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted August 11, 2006 I have only read the first post so far but just had to quote the following Myth: There are bigger problems than Masturbation, like drugs and AIDS.Reality: Experts estimate that there are at least 150,000 Americans masturbating RIGHT NOW! Masturbation costs American businesses at least $3.14 billion in lost productivity every month! How's that? From people going for a quicky during work instead of being at the desk? If that's the case you could run up figures on anything from going for a piss/shit to taking a lunch break...hell i bet you could even work out how much is lost a year from every sneeze that prevents people from working for that split second Myth: Masturbation is not immoral.Reality: Read your Bible. God was so offended when Onan spilled his seed upon the ground that God struck Onan dead! God hates it when men waste sperm, no matter what the reason. Myth: The Bible Reality: The bible wasn't written by God, it was written by men who used it to try and shaped the word and peoples views in their image. When Christianity was first being formed (after Jesus died) the "leaders" or whatever they needed to be as different from other religions as possible, and pretty much every religion of the time embraced sexuality, in fact long long ago having sex was seen as a way for a man and woman to get CLOSER to God. So in order to make Christianity different they said lets make sex taboo. In fact marriage was a sin for a long time in the early days of the church and wasn't made a sacriment till a few hunderd years later. Myth: Masturbation feels good.Reality: The illusion of pleasure one experiences while Masturbating is actually caused by the simultaneous deaths of millions of brain cells. Is five seconds worth of imaginary pleasure really worth an Eternity in Hell? Well couldn't you say the same about actual sex then? I haven't looked at the link yet either but i'm willing to bet the people who wrote this are people who let the bible and church control their every thought Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
