Posted August 5, 2006 Write down a unwritten rule that you know about. Try to keep them real. I don't wann't anny crazy made up ones like "Don't sleep with your mothers best friends daughter becuase she's fugly" I'll start with a well known one. -- Don't date your friends Ex, and if you do make sure he's ok about it and that he has given you permition before you start. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted August 5, 2006 Here's mine... "Never call a fat person pregnant or vice versa." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted August 5, 2006 Don't date your friends Ex, and if you do make sure he's ok about it and that he has given you permition before you start. Although to be fair, if they've brother up your friend has no say over either what your or his ex does. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted August 5, 2006 When poking your genitals into a bee's nest, don't. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted August 5, 2006 Don't date your friends Ex, and if you do make sure he's ok about it and that he has given you permition before you start. Hmm that rules a tricky one, if you date his ex, you upset him. If he's not cool with it, you upset his ex because she may actually have feelings for you and your both gonna have to suffer just because some one refuses to move on. Cant think of any unwritten rules, i shall post some later however! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted August 5, 2006 When poking your genitals into a bee's nest, don't. That is a strange one that I haven't heard of. Also... "Never insult a man carrying a dog." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted August 5, 2006 Never hit women, though I don't like the smugness they get when they're allowed to hit you. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted August 5, 2006 The answer to "does this item of clothing make me look fat?" is always "no" and never "no, your fat makes you look fat". Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted August 5, 2006 Never hit women, though I don't like the smugness they get when they're allowed to hit you. I did that to my best friend at primary school...only because she stole my hat. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted August 5, 2006 "Don't lie to your Girlfriend, Twist the truth" Girls often ask questions they don't wan't a true answer too. Like "do you think that girl is more attractive than me" etc. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted August 5, 2006 Rollers Rights Pass to the left Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted August 5, 2006 Leave the Battlestar Galactica backpack at home, guys! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted August 5, 2006 The answer to "does this item of clothing make me look fat?" is always "no" and never "no, your fat makes you look fat". That reminds me... The other day, my sister said "do I look fat in this", and I said (sarcastically) "I can't see, you're blocking out the light" and she said "oh, sorry, I'll move away from the window". Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted August 5, 2006 If someone insults your integrity, it's publicly acceptable to blow them away with the Uzi 9mm. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted August 5, 2006 That reminds me... The other day, my sister said "do I look fat in this", and I said (sarcastically) "I can't see, you're blocking out the light" and she said "oh, sorry, I'll move away from the window". Major Lol Never creep up on a blind man. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted August 5, 2006 The answer to "does this item of clothing make me look fat?" is always "no" and never "no, your fat makes you look fat". To expand on it, you should not heisitate when saying no, or do anything that may cause the women to think that you are lying. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted August 5, 2006 Never ask a women how old she is. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted August 5, 2006 "there are no rules" "electricians are the spawn of satan, most hated people on building sites or other industrial jobs" "the milk goes in BEFORE the tea!" "norwegian women are fugly" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted August 5, 2006 "there are no rules" "electricians are the spawn of satan, most hated people on building sites or other industrial jobs" "the milk goes in BEFORE the tea!" "norwegian women are fugly" Those are not rules at all.. just your strange opinions. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted August 5, 2006 Don't walk around with a visible erection. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted August 5, 2006 "the milk goes in BEFORE the tea!" Does it bollocks! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted August 5, 2006 Do not stand next to me at the urinals. I need my freedom, as does every other man. Find a space in the urinals where you are not near any man. If there is no space, wait your turn, or piss your pants. JUst don't impede on the space. Take money out of your wallet before you buy the goods. Do not go up the till, put the items down, get them scanned, and then get the money out when asked. Be prepared, speed things up. No one wants to stand around for your slow arsed schennanigans. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted August 5, 2006 Those are not rules at all.. just your strange opinions. not at all, electricians really are the most hated person on site. i know i've been there seen it and got the fucking t shirt for it. the norwegian women bit is however. Does it bollocks! oh yes it fucking does, there has been quite some experimentation put into it all over the years, putting the milk in after the tea causes the milk to release a greater amount of some chemical i forget the name of. at any rate this makes the tea taste of hot watery milk. where as putting the milk in before the tea results in the tea tasting of tea. what the fuck do you drink tea for if you want it to taste like shit? also, making tea in the cup is what lead to the end of the empire, use a bloody tea pot :P Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted August 5, 2006 Every TV show and film must have a video on youtube made by a fan involving an evanescence song. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
