Guest Ford Prefect Posted July 14, 2006 Posted July 14, 2006 this thread is far too mushy for my liking. *goes to be sick*
Bowser57 Posted July 22, 2006 Posted July 22, 2006 Ditto, same here. Although it won't really have much to do with girls. I suppose the world's biggest wankers wrongly calling me a "girl beater" (wtf?) will have something to do with it. I wish I had a gf so I could go straight to anyone who ever called me a girl beater, my gf next to me. Say "You think I'm a girl beater?" "Yeah!" (Me & gf kiss) "Naff off!" (walks away) That's just beautiful. And more than a little arousing.
MoogleViper Posted July 22, 2006 Posted July 22, 2006 I wish I had a gf so I could go straight to anyone who ever called me a girl beater, my gf next to me. Say "You think I'm a girl beater?""Yeah!" (Me & gf kiss) "Naff off!" (walks away) Or you could walk up to the guy, make sure he's listening and say to your gf: You: hey do you think I'm a girl beater? GF: Of course not. You: THAT'S RIGHT BITCH (SMACK) You: AND DON'T YOU FORGET IT!!! And then you hit her again and she dies. And then you rape her carcass.
dabookerman Posted July 22, 2006 Posted July 22, 2006 Or you could walk up to the guy, make sure he's listening and say to your gf: You: hey do you think I'm a girl beater? GF: Of course not. You: THAT'S RIGHT BITCH (SMACK) You: AND DON'T YOU FORGET IT!!! And then you hit her again and she dies. And then you rape her carcass. I would gladly sell my daughter to you
DiemetriX Posted July 22, 2006 Author Posted July 22, 2006 I loved the first part.... the second part was abit FUBAM. -- The girl from next door just sat down and had a chat with me Damn she's cute.
Fierce_LiNk Posted July 22, 2006 Posted July 22, 2006 I loved the first part.... the second part was abit FUBAM. -- The girl from next door just sat down and had a chat with me Damn she's cute. You're a bit of a player, Mr 'Metrix.:wink:
AshMat Posted July 22, 2006 Posted July 22, 2006 Well im happy to say im gonig out with the girl i keep gonig on about. God she's hot.
MoogleViper Posted July 22, 2006 Posted July 22, 2006 I would gladly sell my daughter to you YES!!! That's what I've been waiting for. Shaggin' for ya daddy!!!
Raining_again Posted July 22, 2006 Posted July 22, 2006 This thread is about girls... that's why it's called 'Girls!' It's not about boys. Make a boys thread if you want to talk about boys. If I made a thread about strawberry ice cream, I wouldn't expect you to come and have a chat about vanilla. In fact, get your vanilla out of my theoretical board, bitch. oh yeah a lot of people are female or gay on here arent they! sexist =P
MoogleViper Posted July 22, 2006 Posted July 22, 2006 oh yeah a lot of people are female or gay on here arent they! sexist =P No not really.
KKOB Posted July 23, 2006 Posted July 23, 2006 never had a proper girlfriend yet girls seem to fancy me . . . hmm what could explain this conundrum :P
LukeLee Posted July 23, 2006 Posted July 23, 2006 never had a proper girlfriend yet girls seem to fancy me . . . hmm what could explain this conundrum :P it's cos they think you look like preston and then they fancy you, but then the learn you're not really him and move on looking for the real preston :P
KKOB Posted July 23, 2006 Posted July 23, 2006 it's cos they think you look like preston and then they fancy you, but then the learn you're not really him and move on looking for the real preston :P humph lmao
Fierce_LiNk Posted July 23, 2006 Posted July 23, 2006 Yaaaay. My girlfriend is back from her holiday in Cyprus. Just been chatting on the phone to her for the last hour.
Katie Posted July 23, 2006 Posted July 23, 2006 She's back from holiday, so you've been... talking on the phone? What's wrong with this picture.
Guest Ford Prefect Posted July 23, 2006 Posted July 23, 2006 chatting on the phone must be code for "shagging her brains out"
DCK Posted July 23, 2006 Posted July 23, 2006 Yes, I'm spending the day with the girl I like next week I'm happy today
MoogleViper Posted July 23, 2006 Posted July 23, 2006 Yes, I'm spending the day with the girl I like next week I'm happy today Your name looks like DICK :sniggers:
Fierce_LiNk Posted July 23, 2006 Posted July 23, 2006 She's back from holiday, so you've been... talking on the phone? What's wrong with this picture. Look at the time, f00. She'd only just got through the door, about 1 am. Right now, she's in bed sleeping off her tired-ness. chatting on the phone must be code for "shagging her brains out" Heheheh. Our sex code was "eating pasta", as that was what we had for our dinner before we had sex for the first time. Or she's bored of him. Nooooooo. :'(
Platty Posted July 23, 2006 Posted July 23, 2006 If she is, there is always room for you in my bed Flinky... me, you and sugar rush.
Fierce_LiNk Posted July 23, 2006 Posted July 23, 2006 If she is, there is always room for you in my bed Flinky... me, you and sugar rush. W00t. I'm in a win-win situation.
AshMat Posted July 23, 2006 Posted July 23, 2006 Hey, is mine the world's shortest relationship? She said "i dont think i can go out with you right now because things are just messed up with me and this thing with Taylor" (Taylor is the other guy that likes her)
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