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this thread is far too mushy for my liking.

 

*goes to be sick*

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Ditto, same here.

 

Although it won't really have much to do with girls. I suppose the world's biggest wankers wrongly calling me a "girl beater" (wtf?) will have something to do with it.

 

I wish I had a gf so I could go straight to anyone who ever called me a girl beater, my gf next to me. Say "You think I'm a girl beater?"

"Yeah!"

(Me & gf kiss)

"Naff off!"

(walks away)

 

That's just beautiful.

 

And more than a little arousing.

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I wish I had a gf so I could go straight to anyone who ever called me a girl beater, my gf next to me. Say "You think I'm a girl beater?"

"Yeah!"

(Me & gf kiss)

"Naff off!"

(walks away)

 

 

Or you could walk up to the guy, make sure he's listening and say to your gf:

 

You: hey do you think I'm a girl beater?

GF: Of course not.

You: THAT'S RIGHT BITCH

(SMACK)

You: AND DON'T YOU FORGET IT!!!

 

And then you hit her again and she dies. And then you rape her carcass.

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Or you could walk up to the guy, make sure he's listening and say to your gf:

 

You: hey do you think I'm a girl beater?

GF: Of course not.

You: THAT'S RIGHT BITCH

(SMACK)

You: AND DON'T YOU FORGET IT!!!

 

And then you hit her again and she dies. And then you rape her carcass.

 

I would gladly sell my daughter to you

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I loved the first part.... the second part was abit FUBAM.

 

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The girl from next door just sat down and had a chat with me ;) Damn she's cute.

 

You're a bit of a player, Mr 'Metrix.:wink:

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This thread is about girls... that's why it's called 'Girls!'

 

It's not about boys. Make a boys thread if you want to talk about boys.

 

If I made a thread about strawberry ice cream, I wouldn't expect you to come and have a chat about vanilla. In fact, get your vanilla out of my theoretical board, bitch.

 

oh yeah a lot of people are female or gay on here arent they! sexist =P

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never had a proper girlfriend yet girls seem to fancy me . . . hmm what could explain this conundrum :P

 

it's cos they think you look like preston and then they fancy you, but then the learn you're not really him and move on looking for the real preston :P

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it's cos they think you look like preston and then they fancy you, but then the learn you're not really him and move on looking for the real preston :P

 

humph lmao

Guest Ford Prefect
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chatting on the phone must be code for "shagging her brains out" :heh:

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She's back from holiday, so you've been... talking on the phone? What's wrong with this picture.

 

Look at the time, f00. :heh: She'd only just got through the door, about 1 am. Right now, she's in bed sleeping off her tired-ness.

 

chatting on the phone must be code for "shagging her brains out" :heh:

 

Heheheh. Our sex code was "eating pasta", as that was what we had for our dinner before we had sex for the first time.

 

Or she's bored of him.

 

Nooooooo. :'(

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Hey, is mine the world's shortest relationship? She said "i dont think i can go out with you right now because things are just messed up with me and this thing with Taylor" (Taylor is the other guy that likes her)


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